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Agent Miller: Cameron Campbell, you have the right to remain - Ered: A loser! Agent Miller: Nice! But legally I have to start over now, sweetie.

#cc agent miller #cc ered #camp camp #source: brooklyn 99

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David: Gwen and I - Preston: Are getting married? David: No, we - Preston, pulling out an oversized binder: Sit down. I have planned out the entire thing.

#cc david #cc preston #camp camp #source: tumblr #ship: david/gwen

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Neil: At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Neil: Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Neil: If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn’t be able to locate my interest in your problem.

#cc neil #camp camp #source: frasier

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Nikki: I am 41 Cheetos tall. Neil: Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos? Nikki: We were out of Doritos.

#cc nikki #cc neil #camp camp #source: tumblr #max standing behind her holding a bag of cheetos his fingers stained orange: i helped

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Max: We are screwed. David: Hey, no. I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you upbeat! Max, upbeat: We are screwed!

#cc max #cc david #camp camp #source: 10 things i hate about you

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Max: Don't torture yourself, David. Max: That's my job.

#cc max #cc david #camp camp #source: the addams family

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Nikki: What do people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with their lives? Neil: I do not want to be beeped at. It is LOUD and OBNOXIOUS and I will NOT take ORDERS from some EXTRA-HOT METAL BOX!

#cc nikki #cc neil #camp camp #source: big sessions

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Harrison: And you don't always have to bring up my dark past! Gwen: We... didn't know you HAD one, Harrison.

#cc harrison #cc gwen #camp camp #source: my little pony

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David: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory? Nurf: No, you misheard me, I said it was a "sadness factory".

#cc david #cc nurf #camp camp #source: twitter

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Sasha: I want someone to take me out. Vera: Like on a date or with a gun? Sasha: Surprise me.

#cc sasha #cc vera #camp camp #source: tumblr #ship: sasha/vera

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Gwen: About a week ago I accidentally made out with David. Penelope: Really? Gwen: Yes. Penelope: You accidentally made out with David. Gwen: Yes. Penelope: Accidentally. Gwen: Yes. Penelope: I don’t understand, did you trip over something?

#cc gwen #cc penelope priss #camp camp #source: west wing #ship: david/gwen

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Space Kid: I honestly don’t get why the Flower Scouts wear makeup. Gwen: To look pretty, obviously. Space Kid: But they're already pretty. Gwen: Aw. Space Kid: Gwen, you should wear makeup.

#cc space kid #cc gwen #camp camp #source: twitter

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Sasha: You know, there's something weird going on with your face. Snake: What? Sasha: You're smiling. I didn't know you could do that!

#cc sasha #cc snake #camp camp #source: legends of tomorrow

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David: So let's talk about the emotions you are feeling right now! Nurf: Stabbing. David: Stabbing... isn't really an emotion, it's more of an... activity... which I hope you don't do to me...

#cc david #cc nurf #camp camp #source: icarly

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David: By the way, that Daniel fellow... may not be trustworthy. Max: ...Now he tells us.

#cc david #cc max #camp camp #source: muppet treasure island

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Gwen: We need to talk about- Max: The car was already on fire when I got there. Gwen: What? Max: ...What?

#cc gwen #cc max #camp camp #source: tumblr

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Max: Damn, I fucked up again. Neil: He said, with surprise in his voice, for some reason.

#cc max #cc neil #camp camp #source: tumblr