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#incorrect bumbleby quotes
tupayapsina · 9 months
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Yang, texting: I love you!
Blake: I love you too!
Yang: I love you more!
Blake: I love you more than you love me!
Weiss: I'd love it if you guys didn't do this in the group chat
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sarahshoots1st · 10 months
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Yang, leaning against her bike: Hey there, wanna go for a ride with a Bad Gurl?
Blake, the ex-terrorist ninja assassin who just broke up with the edgiest edgelord in all of Remnant and has spent her whole life fighting against racism: sure
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itsraith · 6 months
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Yang: You smell beautiful
Blake: Yang, we're at a funeral
Yang: You smell beautiful at this funeral
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scythes-and-roses · 7 months
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Yang, trying to flirt: Sooooo how is the most beautiful person on Remnant today?
Blake, looking up from her book: I don't know, Yang. How are you?
Yang, choking: F-fine
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thepalestrose · 1 year
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Blake: I’m really into dark humor.
Yang, turning off the lights: Wanna hear a joke?
Blake, desperately trying not to laugh and validate Yang's bad jokes:
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thesparringpanther · 6 months
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Yang: I think in the omegaverse I'd be an alpha.
Blake: Not with how you were moaning last night.
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rwbybutincorrect · 1 year
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Yang and Blake: *cuddling on the couch*
Ruby: *snuggles between them*
Ruby: This is nice.
Blake: Okay, what the fuck—
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caterpillarinacave · 2 years
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Yang: When butterflies are in love do you think they get humans in their stomach?
Blake: Yang. Babe. Darling. Light and love of my life. What the fuck????
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diddyspice · 1 year
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YANG: (cooking dinner for her and Blake, reading a recipe online) 'Roast the chicken for 25 minutes or 30 minutes if you have large breasts'
YANG: (glances down at her tank top)
YANG: Better do it for 30 minutes.
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Ruby: Why are shorts called shorts, but pants aren’t called longs?
Yang: She wears short shorts, I wear long longs.
Blake: She’s cheer cheerer and I’m on the sit sits.
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astraskylark · 2 years
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Blake: She’s beauty, she’s grace
Yang, trying to finish the lyrics: She’s got mud on her face, big disgrace!
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tupayapsina · 9 months
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[after a explosion]
Blake, helping Yang stand: Are you okay?
Yang: Yea, I think so
Ruby, from the ground: Oh my gods
Weiss, flat on her back: We're okay too, lover girl
Blake: [embarrassed grumbling]
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sarahshoots1st · 9 months
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Ghira: *stares menacingly*
Yang: *stares politely*
Blake: dad can we please not do this right now
Ghira: WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER
Blake: DAD CAN YOU PLEASE BE NORMAL FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE
Yang: I want to make her happy
Ghira: *cuts off in shock*
Yang: I want to love and cherish her. I want our time together to be special. I want her to know that if she ever needs me I'll be there for her, but that when she needs space I'll understand.
Blake: *blushes*
Yang: I want to spend the rest of my life with her. Because I can't picture my life without her in it.
Ghira: well maybe I overreacted just a little bit
Yang: also I want to have mad gay sex
Ghira: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
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itsraith · 11 months
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Yang : I have bad news
Blake : Me too. Adam cheated on me
Yang : Oh. Then I have good news
Blake : What?
Yang : I hit him with my bike :)
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scythes-and-roses · 7 months
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Yang: I want to get something to eat but Blake is asleep on my lap so I think I'll just die of hunger
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thepalestrose · 2 years
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Ruby, in the Ever After: Sooo... did you kiss Blake once you two reunited?
Yang: Nah, the moment just wasn’t right. Look, she could actually be my future wife. Our first kiss has to be amazing.
Ruby: Awe, that's so sweet!
Weiss: So you chickened out like a little bitch?
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