Wilbur: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?
Technoblade: Half-full, definitely.
Technoblade: Half-full and constantly rising.
Technoblade: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.
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(Early-mid Manberg days)
Quackity: What do you think happens when we die?
Schlatt: Well, taxidermy is always an option.
Quackity:
Schlatt:
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Puffy; Dream’s remarkably durable, and I think it’s because if he broke a leg, we’d have to put him down and the devil will not take him back.
Sam; you belong in federal prison
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Sapnap; the flame calls to me, not by its warmth or its pumpkin spiced aroma, but by its desire for calamity and destruction.
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Eret; See, I know something children don’t.
Wilbur; And what’s that?
Eret; Well, no one bad is ever truly bad. And no one good is ever truly good.
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Schlatt; I’m abusing my body like an altar boy lately, my cholesterol is rising like Jesus. I’m gaining weight like I’m on birth control and I’m gobbling food like Augustus Galloop. I can’t stop.
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Tommy; Why did you kill Wilbur, Niki?
Philza; Innit
Tommy; Well, she already admitted to the murder Mr. Minecraft
Philza; Actually I believe she asked ‘who do you think killed him?’ It’s an ambiguous question.
Niki; No, I killed him. I did it, because he broke a promise to me.
Philza; The promise to stay with you?
Niki; He tossed me a couple hundred bucks and told me he was going to Utah, that we wouldn’t see each other anymore
Tommy; What’d you do?
Niki; I detonated the final control room, it was kinda an accident right? What do you call it, a crime of passion?
Philza; You detonated the final control room?
Niki; Yes
Philza; And he was conscious at the time?
Niki; Yea, he screamed okay?
Tommy; What then?
Niki; I ran away
Philza; No, Niki, you didn’t
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Tina; What if I just dropped out to be a stripper?
Hannah; Do you have the body confidence for that?
Tina; *shakes head no*
Hannah; Stay in school
Tina; Okay
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Techno in court; I never kicked a baby and I didn’t shoot Obama. And I’ve never committed arson, never once, not at all. And I’ve never committed tax fraud and I’ve never escape prison and I’ve never been to Boston in the fall.
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Wilbur; This is a private matter
Fundy; Dream stays
Wilbur; This is family
Fundy; That’s why he stays!
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Tubbo to Aimsey; Word of advice, don’t doubt my ability to burn a bridge while standing on it
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Ponks; You’re in pain! I can tell by what you’re saying…
Schlatt; My bad. I forgot you were fragile.
Techno; I forgot someone who doesn’t even know me told you I’m an asshole.
Dream; I forgot that I’m the villain.
Niki; I forgot I always spread positivity but you think I didn’t.
Tommy; I forgot that hatred stems from people who hate their own existence.
Quackity; I forgot I’m better off alone.
Puffy; I forgot I cared for everyone’s happiness but forgot about my own.
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Boomer; How?!
Hannah; Magic
Purpled; Bullshit
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