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mallgothed · 2 days
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It’s either be yourself or pee yourself dude
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mallgothed · 2 days
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Sorry little guy but i defeat you in one wicked strike
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mallgothed · 4 days
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GODDDDDDDDDD
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mallgothed · 8 days
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Is this anything?
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mallgothed · 8 days
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i open tumblr. people are reblogging pictures of bob dylan and saying “his eyes are weezer blue.” i recall the line from diamonds and rust where joan baez says “as i remember, your eyes were bluer than robin’s eggs.” the phrase “bluer than weezer’s eggs” enters my mind unbidden. rather than consider the circumstances that might lead rivers cuomo to lay an egg, i snap my phone in half and move to the desert
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mallgothed · 10 days
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mallgothed · 14 days
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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes
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mallgothed · 14 days
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3 integral factors they cannot miss if they want to understand bob dylan in the biopic:
bob dylan is infinitely androgynous in ways beyond the cisgender understanding
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everyone who met him wanted to fuck him and I don't think they quite knew why but they did
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mallgothed · 15 days
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i think im in love with joan baez. like actually
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mallgothed · 15 days
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oh this is nothing that chewing my leg off like an animal stuck in a trap cant solve
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mallgothed · 16 days
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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up
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mallgothed · 16 days
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happy birthday Gerard Way. King of England die today, m’lady?
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mallgothed · 16 days
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a compilation
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mallgothed · 16 days
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i’m micro plastic maxing. i want to give birth to a baby that’s already got shoes on
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mallgothed · 17 days
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mallgothed · 17 days
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Julie Pointer Bath by Michael A. Muller
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mallgothed · 21 days
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american folk music is like. song about dumping your girlfriend to go on the road. song about your girlfriend dumping you for a harmonica player. saddest song you’ve ever heard in your life sung by a man who sounds like he smokes cigarettes through his nose. straight up confederate propaganda performed with a straight face. song by a woman who is about to punch bob dylan in the nuts. song about driving on the road
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