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[alien-slushie]

Can our next reincarnation/transmigration/isekai story be about a therapist that sits all the main characters + their families down and says: "Listen here ya little shits!"

#crack #isekai #story ideas

[alien-slushie]

Clopeh: Forgive me daddy for I have been very naughty.

(Saint)Cale: *long suffering sigh*

#source: tumblr #probably #incorrect lout of the counts family quotes #incorrect trash of the counts family #cale henituse #clopeh sekka #cale honey get a restraining order #saint cale #caleism

[alien-slushie]

Alberu: And you're here because?

Cale: Because I'm sexy and I don't need a license to be here. That's why.

#source: TCP OHSHC Parody #Incorrect trash of the counts family quotes #incorrect lout of the counts family quotes #alberu crossman #cale henituse

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Vaggie: Why is the V tower on fire?

Alastor: Vox came onto me.

Vaggie: You can't just commit arson because someone flirted with you!

Alastor: Why the hell not?!

#source: my friends minecraft smp #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vaggie #angel: *roasting Marshmallows over the burning building while Husk flies him overhead* #aroace alastor

[alien-slushie]

headcanon: Angel Dust knows how to speak several languages, and knows sign language because being able to communicate with various clients is important to him. Naturally this surprises Alastor who never would have expected him to know more than one language (given his abysmal use of the English language Alastor thinks) but he's impressed. Especially when Alastor asks for silence from the spider and Angel just keeps talking through sign language instead. Alastor is impressed and a little flabbergasted and more than anything he's fascinated and has to know more.

#angel can have four conversations at once now

[alien-slushie]

There are too many cults in my friend smp.

There's like 5 and next week someone is being put to death because they were acting as a spy on the Wither Cult when they actually belonged to the Warden Cult, the Wither Cult found out, has prisoned him, and plan to publicly execute him and the Warden Cult isn't helping him, and he's essentially been excommunicated from the Warden Cult because they don't want to waste resources saving him, so now he's trying to talk the Wither Cult out of killing him by spilling everything about the Warden Cult and the Warden Cult has now sent an assassin to kill him so he can't spill their secrets.

Those who aren't in any of the Cults, the Free Faction(there are only like three of us), are just watching all this go down.

#minecraft #minecraft smp

[alien-slushie]

[In an AU where Keith is one of Lotor's Generals]

Lotor: Look, let's just cut right to the chase here Paladins of Voltron. What's it gonna take for you guys to say 'yes'? Money? Weapons?... Keith?

Keith: Excuse me?!

Lotor: What? It's a compliment!

Keith: Wow, Your Highness, I thought you didn't have magic, but look at you, turning people into trophies!

#source: sao abridged #incorrect voltron quotes #incorrect voltron legendary defenders quotes #lotor #keith kogane #voltron keith #galra keith #keith as one of lotors generals #idk anymore

[alien-slushie]

Alastor: So, why do you need my help with this fellow?

Angel: What? Are you sayin you /don't/ want ta humiliate him in front of an adorin audience?

Alastor: Don't put words in my mouth.

#source: sao abridged #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel angel dust #radiodust #platonic radiodust

[alien-slushie]

Adam: My exorcists don't know the meaning of the word "Surrender".

Random Exorcist: But we're willing to learn!

#source: sao abridged #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #adam hazbin hotel

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Chaggie Kid(age 17): Uncle Angel, I'm being bullied.

Angel: Tell them I slept with their dad. They'll never speak to you again.

Chaggie Kid: Di-Did you?

Angel, shrugging: Probably not, but they don't gotta know that.

#source: my friends #pls dont ask #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #angel dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #chaggie kid #i feel like angel would be a really good uncle but all his advice would be so weird #but it also strangely works? #also angel wasnt allowed to babysit until they were like 15 #mostly because his language and the fact that he would ahoot fuckers for just looking at his nibling wrong

[alien-slushie]

Have you ever been asleep, but you can still hear whatever show/music/podcast you're listening too and it like infuses with the dream your having and it ends up really really weird?

[alien-slushie]

Akutagawa: He's up to something.

Chuuya: He wants to be your friend.

Akutagawa: He's being nice to me, and keeps asking me to lunch.

Chuuya: Because he wants to be friends.

Akutagawa: But I won't fall for it! I'll find out what he wants, and put a stop to it.

Chuuya: Why do I even try?

#incorrect bsd quotes #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #akutagawa ryuunosuke #bsd akutagawa #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #implied sskk #implied shin soukouku #sskk #shin soukoku #romantic or platonic #chuuya isnt paid enough to deal with this bullshit

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Choi Han@ the kids: Your dad is pretty cool.

On and Hong: Right?!

Raon, proudly: Yes he is-*realizes what he said* Weak human is not my dad!

Choi Han, smiling innocently: I never said anything about Cale-Nim.

Raon: ...

#incorrect trash of the counts family quotes #incorrect lout of the counts family quotes #choi han #choi han is a little shit #raon miru #raon miru is too proud and embarssed to admit he sees cale as his dad #on and hong #meanwhile these two gremlims are happy to admit it #cale on the other hand refuses to admit theyre his kids cause he thinks they deserve someone better #but hell also get choi han to stab a bitch if anyone tries to take them from him

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Alberu: How many kids do you have?

Cale: Yes.

#source: brandon rogers #incorrect lout of the counts family quotes #incorrect trash of the counts family quotes #cale henituse #alberu crossman

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Cale: No.

On, Hong, and Raon: O^O

Cale: What have I said about the puppy dog eyes?

On, Hong, and Raon: *sigh* They only work on Hans.

#source: ??? #incorrect trash of the counts family quotes #incorrect lout of the counts family quotes #cale henituse #on and hong #raon miru

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Hans: If I ever let anything happen to On or Hong, I don't think I could live with myself.

Cale: You wouldn't have to, because I would kill you.

#incorrect lout of the counts family quotes #incorrect trash of the counts family quotes #cale henituse #tcf hans #on and hong #hes their dad

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Cale: I'm having children.

Hong, On, and Raon: Congratulations-

Cale, slides adoption papers towards them: Its you guys, sign here.

#source: tumblr #incorrect trash of the counts family quotes #incorrect lout of the counts family quotes #cale henituse #raon miru #on and hong