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alien-slushie · 3 days

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Akutagawa: He's up to something.

Chuuya: He wants to be your friend.

Akutagawa: He's being nice to me, and keeps asking me to lunch.

Chuuya: Because he wants to be friends.

Akutagawa: But I won't fall for it! I'll find out what he wants, and put a stop to it.

Chuuya: Why do I even try?

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incorrectsoukokuquotes · 4 months

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Dazai: Do you think it's too late for us to get romantically involved? Chuuya, holding a gun: I think a little.

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 4 months

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Dazai : Hey.

Chuuya : How'd you find me ?

Dazai : july 14th, 2016. Demon Prodigy dazai osamu and king of sheep Nakahara Chuuya conducted our first partnership. This is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me.

Chuuya : Dazai.

Dazai : The day that you stepped on me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

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forthetaintedmemes · 9 months

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Poe: *in tears because Dazai called Karl a trash panda*

Ranpo: Apologize. Now.

Dazai: Or what?

Ranpo: Ed I need you to write me a book about a wine shop that never closes. I think our rental Executive could use another vacation. One he'll never want to leave.

*takes off glasses to squint at Dazai*

Ever.

Dazai:.....I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Ranpo: Ed add a puppy.

Dazai: OK HOLD ON!

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thebookofthefaeries · 1 year

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Dazai: Why does everyone keep assuming we’re a couple?

Chuuya: [sitting in Dazai's lap] Beats me.

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dazaiskinnie · 1 year

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Dazai, randomly one evening: Trust fall!

Chuuya: I don’t care, I’m not going to catch you.

Dazai: I’m falling.

Chuuya, leaping over tables, throwing people out of the way so that he can catch Dazai.

Chuuya: You are an absolute nightmare.

Dazai: *blusing*

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bsdisfreetherapy · 5 months

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Fyodor: Kolya, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times. Nikolai: Alyoouminnieeum

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hopefully-helpful-daemon · 3 months

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Dazai, literally just existing:

Kunikida: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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ghostydude2 · 1 year

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Chuuya: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Dazai: You and me!!!

Chuuya, tearing up: Okay.

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vivalaplxto · 2 years

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alien-slushie · 23 days

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Cat: *hisses aggressively*

Fukuzawa: What did it say?

Atsushi, pale faced and looking away: Not something I'm comfortable repeating.

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incorrectsoukokuquotes · 6 months

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Chuuya: Oh come on Dazai. No soft spot for the one person who slept with you sober?

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 5 months

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Chuuya : ugh, crushes are the worst!

Dazai : yeah. whenever i’m near someone i have a crush on, i start acting stupid.

Chuuya : you’re always acting stupid.

Dazai :

Dazai : don’t think about that one too hard.

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forthetaintedmemes · 2 months

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Dazai, age 15, full confession: That's what makes me love you.

Chuuya: Lol, gross.

*little cracking sounds from Dazai's heart and pride*

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incorrecthuntingdogs · 2 months

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Jouno, about Tecchou: He's so dumb. I can't believe I'm going to kiss him.

Teruko: You don't have to.

Jouno: Nah, I'm gonna.

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dazaiskinnie · 8 months

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Dazai: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Chuuya :

Chuuya : Dazai, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

*Dazai, shrugs while sipping coffee from a bowl*

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