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dazaiskinnie · 2 days

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Chuuya, trying to comfort a crying baby: What is your fucking problem?

Dazai: Why don’t you try singing to it chu.

Chuuya: What iiisss your fuuuucking problem…

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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 3 months

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Chuuya, unbuttoning shirt: god, isn't it hot in here?

Dazai: yes, but why the hell are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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sakyira · 1 year

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Chuuya, at Dazai's funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: Of course. *leaves*

Chuuya, leaning over Dazai′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Dazai: Yeah, no shit.

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pillonemelody · 6 months

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Comic from an incorrect quote by @flamie-42

WHY IS THE QUALITY SO GOD DAMN BAD?!

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mackerel22 · 6 months

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Dazai: Chuuya and I don't use pet names.

Odasaku: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Dazai: Honey.

*silence*

Dazai: Ha, you thought, bitch.

Chuuya, yelling from another room: What do you want, whore?

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lowlightsahead · 2 months

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Caller: We have your child

Dazai: What are your demands?

Caller, who was Chuuya: Are you out of your mind? The daycare's closing soon , come get him now!

The child is Atsushi, btw

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 1 month

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...this sure is escalating...

Hirotsu : Did you really have to stab Dazai-kun !?

Chuuya : You weren’t there! You didn’t hear what that little punk said to me !

Hirotsu : What did he say?

Chuuya : “What’re you gonna do ? Stab me ?”

Hirotsu : Sounds like him.

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ghostydude2 · 1 year

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Chuuya: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Dazai: You and me!!!

Chuuya, tearing up: Okay.

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moxie-girl · 2 years

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Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (1)

Dazai: I'm a reverse necromancer. Chuuya: Isn't that just killing people? Dazai: Ah, technicality.

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Dazai: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?  Chuuya: *chugs entire bottle*  Chuuya: It’s perfume.

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Chuuya, at Dazai's funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Chuuya, leaning over Dazai′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Dazai: Yeah, no shit.

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Chuuya: When I was your age-

Dazai, mocking Chuuya: When I was your height.

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Listen here you little shit-

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Chuuya: I want to kiss you.

Dazai, not paying attention: What?

Chuuya: I said if you die, I wouldn’t miss you.

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Dazai: That was so hot, Chuuya.

Chuuya: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Dazai: I'm so in love with you.

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Chuuya: Are you ready to commit?

Dazai: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Chuuya: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Dazai: Those are Pokemon cards.

Chuuya: You got a magikarp.

Dazai: ...

Chuuya: It means 'fuck you'.

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kemis-world · 6 months

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Chuuya: you look killable

Dazai: *blushes and thinks he is flirting* chibi is being too romantic

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roseburning · 2 months

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I strongly doubt that neither Chuuya or Dazai actually know how to properly cook a decent meal. In an married AU:

*At the agency.*

Dazai: Oh, c'mon, Chuuya's cooking pasta today! A delicacy of Italian cuisine!

*Later, in their home.*

Chuuya: *Makes Cup Noodles.*

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dazaiskinnie · 3 months

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Dazai: Truth or dare?

Chuuya: Truth

Dazai, smirking: I dare you to make out with me

Chuuya, climbing into Dazai's lap: You best believe I'm not here to lose.

Atsushi: …

Atsushi: He didn't even choose dare

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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months

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Dazai: come on, don't be shy. ask me out

Chuuya: fine. GET THE FUCK OUT

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sakyira · 1 year

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Chuuya: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Dazai: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

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pillonemelody · 5 months

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More incorrect quotes (￣▽￣)b by @flamie-42

Please let the quality be better... it isn't just tip on the image for better quality ( ；∀；)

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mackerel22 · 6 months

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Chuuya: We all have our demons.

Chuuya: *grabs Dazai*

Chuuya: This is mine.

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