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heretherebedork · 8 hours

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JoongDunk and FirstKhao in a romcom about criminals? Say no more, I'm in.

#gmmtv pt 2 #the heart killers #upcoming bl #joongdunk #firstkh #firstkhao #bl drama #bl series #thai bl #thai drama #thai series #thaibl #asianlgbtqdramas #asian lgbtq dramas #thai bl series #thai bl drama #omfg a blessing #be gay do crime #be gay do crimes

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yoursdeadlynightshade · 2 days

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Upcoming on - Sweetest sin I've ever tasted. Ao3 | A criminal - detective Jegulus AU.

“James, can you say my name one more time?”

James glanced at him, gripping Regulus’ chin tightly to stare into his eyes. He was searching, Regulus realised, he was searching for the reason diving deep inside.

“It’s stupid really,’’ Regulus mumbled when he got nothing but confused brown eyes so he snuggled closer to James a little bit more, like he was trying to crawl inside the man, build a home and live there forever. “Forget it.’’

“Regulus.’’ James said. “Regulus, Regulus, Regulus.”

Regulus felt a silly goofy grin made its way into his mouth. He hid his face in James’ chest so easily, super embarrassed for James to find out.

“Why?”

“Hmm?”

“Why did you ask for it?’’

Because I like the way you say my name. Tasting every syllabus, like you are tasting it in your mouth. You won’t say my name like it’s something worth spitting out. You say my name with value.

“Oh, just nothing.’’ He said, shrugging lazily.

#fic : sweetest sin i've ever tasted.#jegulus fanfiction #jegulus my beloved #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #james potter x regulus black #james x regulus #sunseeker #starchaser #dead gay wizards #the marauders #be gay do crimes

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mjshortformcjesus · 16 hours

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My mother agreed to help me kidnap Michael, David, or Neil and torture season three’s scripts out of them! I love my family!

#good omens #good omens 3 #forever waiting for january #michael sheen #david #david tennant #neil #neil gaiman #dont kidnap people thats a crime #but…#be gay do crimes #whatever shall i choose?

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loth-creatures · 1 year

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🏳️‍🌈BE GAY DO CRIMES 🏳️‍⚧️BE GAY DO CRIMES 🏳️‍🌈 BE G A Y DO CRIMES🏳️‍⚧️ FINALLY FINISHED YEEHAW

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU FUCKERS

NOW GO CAUSE SOME TROUBLE KARK SHIT UP LETS GOOOO

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whydidisavethistomyphone · 1 month

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This is the same logic as “be gay do crimes” because if something out of your control, like your sexuality, makes you a criminal, then you’re already a criminal, why are you obeying the law? What do you have to gain from it?

We have human rights so we don’t have to fight, steal or kill for the basics. It seems like the people in charge have forgotten how the world used to work.

#abortion #abortion bans #politics #us politics #be gay do crimes

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radicalgraff · 9 months

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"Be Gay, Do Crimes.

Be Trans Ride Trams ( advocate for free public transport)"

Seen in Dublin, Ireland

#dublin graffiti #dublin photography #graffiti #graff #be gay do crimes

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artistalley · 10 months

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Crimes Cat Sticker

Four-inch glossy vinyl sticker of a cat ready to commit some queer crimes.

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#tumblr artist alley #skiddykid #stickers #be gay do crimes #featured merch

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angelteethinr0t · 9 days

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Some quick screenshot redraws of @cholvoq ‘s redesigns :D

They are quite messy and kinda shit looking so I apologise for that

#hazbin art #hazbin hotel #redesign #alastor #vaggie #or vihuela(I think that’s how it’s spelt?)#charlie morningstar #be gay do crimes #I don’t know how to clean up the background #I’m shit at drawing scenery #aspec #I rewatched buzzfeed unsolved while doing this #only Shane and Ryan though

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sweaterkittensahoy · 2 years

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reddit removed two of my posts from r/crochet because I was “encouraging illegal activity.”

Which. Fair. I was explaining how easy it is to steal from Hobby Lobby.

They don’t have door sensors or barcodes, and I believe their overall security camera coverage is fake or shit.

You see, when barcodes were invented, evangelicals were convinced it was the sign of the devil (or government tracking; hard to tell). The point is, Hobby Lobby doesn’t have bar codes to this day because the devil could jump in your belly button.

And if you don’t have barcodes, you CAN’T have door sensors because the devil could jump right up a vagina, and you could get impregnated with the antichrist, and Hobby Lobby would have to make a very difficult choice about their anti-contraception views.

Oh, and they knowingly stole a fuckton of ancient artifacts, and the money they paid for those (not all stealing is just taking; sometimes money changes hands) funded fucking ISIS.

So. If you’re intellectually curious. You can steal from Hobby Lobby REALLY EASILY.

#hobby lobby #be queer do crimes #be gay do crimes #i promise you they hate all of us queers as much as they hate evolution and barcodes

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emo-batboy · 11 months

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A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 38 (Masterlist)