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#my six incorrect quotes
kiarcheo · 10 months
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Catherine: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Anne: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Kat, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Catherine: You're a bad influence.
Anne: And you don't know your sayings.
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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 11 months
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Someone who didn’t realise I was in earshot: I hate Matthias and I think his redemption arc was stupid because he was evil and he should never have been with Nina because he was prejudiced towards her
Me, pulling a portable projector from my bag and ushering everyone in the vicinity into chairs that just materialised from nowhere as I start handing round a syllabus and producing a binder full of notes: Well, actually -
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five-of-cr · 4 months
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wylan textpost because i love him
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catdoingblep · 10 months
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Nina, realizing that Jesper is in love with Wylan: oh, thank Saints, I am really happy that you are recovering from your disease
Jesper, terrified: disease? What disease?
Nina: yes, a common bisexual disease widely known as "terrible taste in men" I thought it reached a terminal stage when I learned that you had a crush on Kaz
Jesper: I really don't think it is a real disease...
Nina: I will tell Matthias that his prayers are finally working! He was praying for your health every day!
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marvinthecrow · 3 months
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Six of Crows Incorrect Quotes
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miss-fabrikator · 9 months
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*The Crows are gathered in the living room for a meeting*  Wylan: *walks in and sits on Jesper’s lap*  The Crows: …  Kaz: Why are you sitting there?  Wylan: There’s no free seats!  Kaz: But we made sure there was enough room for-  Jesper: *hugs Wylan tightly* There are no free seats. 
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drieddpetals · 3 months
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jesper and wylan: *standing under mistletoe*
jesper: "hey wylan" *points up*
wylan: *looks up* "omg mistletoe! did you know mistletoe is actually a parasite? they grow in big bunches up in trees and slowly suck all the nutrients out of their hosts :)"
jesper: "how romantic"
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thepastneverforgets · 10 months
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felt the need to sum up my feelings on a current fav crackship with a low rent edit.
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pessimistic-gh0st · 1 year
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Sirius: Fine. But if Minnie kills us all, I'm going to get James' ghost to teach my ghost how to play the drums just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost
Remus: I'll just hire Regulus' ghost to kick your ghost's ass
Regulus: My ghost won't associate with your ghost
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bubblegumbabycow · 2 months
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Jesper: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us. Wylan: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Wylan: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
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kazscrows · 11 months
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Wylan: Is Kaz… singing..?
Jesper: He mumbles Taylor Swift lyrics when he thinks no one is listening.
Nina: It’s been Come Back Be Here ever since the Wraith left the harbor.
Wylan: …but that was five months ago..
Jesper and Nina sighing: Yep.
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kiarcheo · 11 months
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Cathy, texting Kat while in a meeting: Call me in five minutes and say I gotta come get you.
Kat: On a scale of 1 to 10, what kind of emergency is this?
Cathy: 10, get me out of here.
Kat: Put me on speaker, I'll even start crying.
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Pekka Rollins: That was ages ago, how can you still be upset about that!?
Kaz “I buried your son” Brekker: Well, why don’t you call me in 8 years and tell me if you’re still upset about this
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emtheoddball · 9 months
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Wesper date idea except it’s just Wylan wanting to see Oppenheimer and Jesper wanting to see Barbie so they go see both
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Kaz: I love talking to other people and making them into worse human beings than they were before I met them. It makes me feel so much better about myself.
Inej: …
Wylan walking by: Yea, look at me. I’m a prime example.
Inej: …Don’t worry, Wylan, that says much more him that it does you.
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marvinthecrow · 6 months
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Being Kaz’s secretary must be a very hard job!
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