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phanfictioncatalogue · 3 months
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Slytherin!Dan x Hufflepuff!Phil Masterlist
Bound to be Broken (ao3) - CalmnDown
Summary: Hogwarts AU where a mysterious curse rests upon the boys which binds them but also breaks them.
Dementor’s kiss (ao3) - parttimestoryteller
Summary: Dan Howell, a shy third year slytherin, is befriended by fifth year hufflepuff Phil Lester. Dan is quiet and alone, with little faith in his abilities, but with the comfortable and kind-hearted Phil he will learn to flourish in the wizarding world (more like a collection of one shots but could be connected to each other. Includes kickthestickz and other YouTubers) WIP
Expecto Patronum (ao3) - storming_wolf
Summary: Phil is eager to prove his worth as a powerful wizard, so he attempts to master the Patronus Charm, so Dan helps him find a happier memory.
Falling For You (ao3) - phanatics
Summary: Slytherin seeker Dan Howell realizes that playing Quidditch is a lot harder when a distraction in the form of a cute Hufflepuff boy shows up on the other team.
Friendship (It’s Kind Of Magic) - phan-dil-lions
Summary: Dan and Phil have been best friends for a long time, and Phil is worried that will change when they go to Hogwarts.
Help Me Gather Mine - literaryphan
Summary: Maybe a muggle-born Hufflepuff who’s enthusiastic about music becoming friends with a pure-blood Slytherin who’s fascinated by muggle culture is a long shot, but Dan and Phil never really did play by the rules.
I Love You, Phil Lester - omgphancakes
Summary: Phil is a Hufflepuff. Dan is a Slytherin. How will they ever be together now?!?
It’s Called The Black Lake For A Reason (wattpad) - scribblenscrawl
Summary: phan hogwarts au (slytherin dan and hufflepuff phil). they go skinny dipping in the lake at hogwarts.
Let’s Get Back To Hating Each Other - jilliancares
Summary: Hufflepuff!Phil hates Slytherin!Dan, so when they get in trouble together and decide to steal the documents that say that they’re in trouble, he definitely doesn’t expect what happens next.
Light Meets Dark (ao3) - PHILosophy97
Summary: Takes place during the Wizard War.Dan, a Slytherin, is forced to perform an unforgivable curse on a Hufflepuff, however he finds afterwards that perhaps you can find a friend in the most unlikely place.
Magical - dxnhowell
Summary: Dan is a new student after being kicked out of his last school. Now he goes to Hogwarts and he’s been placed into Slytherin. Dan thought it would be hard making new friends, until he met Phil Lester.
Magical Misfits and Other Oddities (ao3) - QuietConspiracy
Summary: When Dan returns for his O.W.L. year at Hogwarts, he must learn to juggle the prospects of new friends, academic responsibilities, his ever-expanding YouTube fanbase, and his confusion over his sexuality. Throw in the Hogwarts Golden Boy's rumored interest in him, and this may make for his most interesting year yet.
Of Wands and Waltzes - manchestereyes
Summary: Hogwarts AU in which Hufflepuff!Phil and Slytherin!Dan sneak off from the Yule Ball for some much-needed alone time.
Please (fanfiction.net) - Dontcallmeacoward
Summary: Phil, a Hufflepuff with a passion for potions meets Dan, a Slytherin Quidditch star, while working together on a special potion project. (Includes other Youtubers. Chapters 3-5 are NSFW) WIP
Snakes and Skulls - lestericalphan
Summary: Dan is a Slytherin and he’s recently been given the dark mark as his family are death eaters. Then Dan meets Phil at Hogwarts and they become close friends even though Phil is Hufflepuff. Dan starts to have feelings for Phil and pushes him away bc he doesn’t want to bring Phil into all the dark stuff but Phil also has feelings for Dan and wants to be with him.
Some Secrets Are Meant To Be Told (ao3) - superwholocked_reader
Summary: Dan and Phil have been rivals since third year, always fighting, always competing with one another. However, one potions class shall change their school life, as Professor Slughorn makes them brew Amortentia, the strongest love potion there is.
The Badger and the Snake, or Rather the Lion and the Llama (ao3) - Simply_A_Dream_Within_A_Dream
Summary: Dan and Phil have been best friends since they were born, but what happens when they arrive at Hogwarts and are put into separate houses? This story is set at the same time as Harry Potter.
The Dark Mark - dxnhowell
Summary: Dan and Phil are going into their last year of Hogwarts, and Phil wants to make the best of it. But will a secret kept by Dan ruin it all?
To Dwell on Dreams (ao3) - carltzmann
Summary: “Taking in the whole image, though, it hardly hurt. Watching this perfect version of himself smile and wave and talk to his friends, bathing in success and appreciation, Dan suddenly started to believe that maybe all that was possible, even with the confirmation of a terrifying secret.”
Dan and Phil meet at the Mirror of Erised.
Una in Perpetuum [Together forever] (ao3) - LiterallyAmazingPhan
Summary: Dan Howell comes from a respectable family of Gryffindors, so it’s a surprise to find himself sorted into Slytherin. Believing the house’s reputation, Dan was positive his fate would be to turn evil. Little did he know that a certain Hufflepuff would turn all of his expectations around and lead him to a wildly different path. Follow the adventures of Dan and Phil through Hogwarts as they grow and learn all there is about love and magic, side-by-side as they have to face the biggest threat of all.
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alohomorasstuff · 5 months
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Hi!!
I’ve decided that i’m going to start writing my own fanfics since i spend so much time reading them. I will be writing for the Harry Potter fandom however there may also be a splash of Dan and Phil on here ofc :)))
I’m open to writing anything, angst, fluff, slow burns, 18++ ;)
Please send in any requests and I will try my best to fulfil your wishes.
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the-house-of-slytherin · 11 months
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lokislytherin · 1 year
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lookism x hp
broke: gryffindor half-blood!hyungseok x ravenclaw pure-blood!jaeyeol, hyungseok is brave of heart dumb of ass and jaeyeol is his enabler / bodyguard / sugar daddy
woke: slytherin muggleborn!hyungseok x hufflepuff pure-blood!jaeyeol, slightly angsty with all the discrimination (racism, fatphobia, body dysmorphia, social anxiety, selective mutism) but still fluffy, character exploration and study into hyungseok being ambitious and a bamf
BESPOKE: newt scamander!jaeyeol x jacob kowalski!hyungseok. jae's fingerprint lock briefcase is for his illegally smuggled animals, his father hates him bc he's gay + magizoologist instead of an auror, hyungseok makes the best pastries ever + is So Sweet to jae and the animals like you would not believe
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gamingbeats · 2 years
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A Kiss in the Tower [fic]
summary: Who would have expected these two to fall for each other? word count: 2k a/n: this was written for the @phandomgiftexchange for @dxnhowell! this was such a hard secret to keep, and i hope you enjoy this little fic! :)
[read it on ao3]
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It was an unusual friendship for sure. No one expected it. None of the professors who saw them walking the halls, no one in the common rooms, not even the ghosts. And not much surprised the ghosts anymore, they’ve pretty much seen it all. However, no one expected a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin to be the best of friends. Mainly because of the vast amount of differences that were between the students who resided in these houses.
Those in Ravenclaw are said to be intelligent and only those with the sharpest minds can be seen walking their halls. Phil Lester was just this. He was at the top of all his classes, getting the highest marks on all of his exams. If he wasn’t roaming the halls of the school he could be found up inside of the Ravenclaw tower watching the scenery as much as he could before the year was over and they all had to go back home.
Those who would be placed in Slytherin had great ambitions and sometimes were destined for greatness. Those in Slytherin have a darker sense of humor about them, which Dan Howell most certainly did. Dan was the prankster and the one to cause trouble in Slytherin. He was also the one to cause their house to lose points during the school year. Most memorable was when he broke into Professor Snape’s office and unleashed hundreds of rats for him to come into. Which was easy considering where his office was located in the castle. Slytherin came in last that year.
So it was, once again, quite the surprise when he and Phil Lester were seen getting along so well. It just wasn’t usual for those houses to connect as those two did. It was noticeable that once Dan connected with Phil, the trouble Dan found himself in decreased immensely. Not to say that he still didn’t cause problems, he most certainly did. But not as often.
The two met in their second year at Hogwarts in one of their classes. They got paired together for a project and hit things off. Now, in their seventh year, the two took almost all the same classes that they could. Phil had plans to try and become a professor of muggle studies, although back home no one thought that was a good idea. But Dan cheered him on and Phil did the same to Dan. Dan was captain of the Quidditch team now and looking to go professional. He was extremely talented when it came to the sport. Phil wasn’t much of a quidditch fan, but he still went to every game that he could to be there for Dan. In the first year Dan played after befriending Phil, he came to Phil covered in bruises many times because he managed to injure himself.
Phil was in the library, sat at a table between two tall bookshelves. Thousands of books surrounded him if he had to guess. He was taking an advanced muggle studies course and just trying to get all the names of inventions and names of inventors down. Usually studying never bothered him this much. Their final exams were coming up and Phil just wanted them to be over, even though they didn’t officially start until next week.
Dan was wandering the halls and figured he would go spend some time with Phil. The two had seen each other hours ago that same day but Dan just missed Phil when he wasn’t there. He couldn’t describe it. Was it a crush? Most likely but Dan didn’t know how Phil felt about him and he didn’t want to ask and ruin their friendship. Despite the fact that he swears Phil cuddled him in his sleep once when Phil snuck into the Slytherin commons and spent the night with him.
He headed through the corridor and made his way to the library. Assuming Phil was still there since that’s where he said he was going earlier. Students were heading there as well, many Dan recognized but never interacted with really. Mostly faces he saw in classes and that was it. Heading in through the entrance Dan made his way to the section where books on the muggle world were. When he got there he found Phil nose deep in a book, frantically writing notes as he read.
“Hey you,” Dan said, coming and sitting across from Phil. Phil mumbled “hey” in response but didn’t look up from his book. “Struggling?”
Phil put his quill down and rubbed his eyes and sighed. “Yeah. Just a bit.”
Dan had the same class as Phil but it was a breeze for him. Dan came from the muggle world, Phil didn’t. So he already had outside knowledge to help him and use it to his advantage, but Phil didn’t. Although he wished he did sometimes. Dan sat and watched Phil and bit his lip. The sun was setting and the light from the sun was shining in on Phil and casting a shadow across his forehead from his hair. Dan could see the marks embedded into his nose where his glasses usually sit. Ever since Dan introduced Phil to contacts, he was able to get his hands on some and it was a lifesaver when he didn’t feel like wearing glasses. Dan found Phil cute with his glasses so sometimes it was sad seeing him without.
“You need a break.”
“I can’t afford to get a bad mark.”
“You won’t. You’re smart.”
Phil looked at Dan. “I can’t really take the chance of getting any questions wrong Dan.”
“You can miss a few questions and still be one of the top in the class.”
Phil rubbed his eyes and looked out the window. There was snow falling now, covering the grounds in a beautiful white blanket that he adored. Snow was his favorite in the winter. Last year Dan managed to sneak them into a room in the castle and transform it to look like the winter ball that is held. The two danced for hours until they were caught. It was moments like that one that made Dan wish he would take his chance.
Dan smiled and got an idea. “Come on,” He said, standing up and holding his hand out for Phil.
“Why?”
“Shut up and come on. I have an idea.” Dan knew that there were no classes being held tonight in the Astronomy tower, so he could sneak them up there to watch the sunset and the snowfall.
Phil sighed and reluctantly put his notes and book away and tucked them safely away where he could come back either later or tomorrow to find them. He grabbed Dan’s hand only to make a mental note of how sweaty his hand got so quickly.
Dan led the two in silence through the halls and to the entrance of the Astronomy Tower and Phil stopped in his tracks. “Damn it, Dan, we’re going to get caught.”
“No, we won’t. There’s no class tonight and no one comes this way anyways.”
“You don’t know that.”
Dan just gave him a sly grin and shook his head. “You know I hate being wrong. Why would I take the risk?”
“When wouldn’t you?” Phil stared at him, “Bloody hell just last week you let a bunch of owls loose in the dining hall.”
Dan couldn’t help but laugh. It was a funny trick he did, it did cost Slytherin some points though, and a few detentions where Professor Snape just gave him a lecture over and over about needing to stop this foolish behavior. But as Dan saw it, it was his final year, he had to go out with a bang somehow.
Phil just glared and sighed. “Fine. But if we get caught, I’m hurting you.” Dan nodded in agreement and carefully picked the lock and the two headed up to the top of the tower. It was quite the journey up since there were a lot of stairs. Phil was out of breath but trying to hide the fact. Dan noticed but didn’t say anything. At the top the two went and stood by the ledge, Dan laid his hands on the railing that was rather cold.
“I love the snow so much,” Phil said and stared out. Dan looked at him and just smiled. Phil’s eyes lit up as he watched the snowfall. It was like a child on Christmas, except Phil was just watching it snow. Snow held a deep meaning to him and Dan adored how he looked at it. But he wished that he saw Phil looking at him that same way sometimes.
“Are you going home for Christmas?” Dan asked.
“No,” Phil shook his head, “Mum and dad never answered my letters about if they wanted me home.”
“I’m sorry, Phil.”
Phil just shrugged. “It’s okay. It happens every year.”
“I can stay back if you’d like so you’re not alone.”
“Go see your family, don’t stay here because of me.”
The two looked at each other, and Phil offered a small smile that was full of sadness.
As the night went on, the two turned some objects into blankets and pillows and laid on the ground. Dan used a spell to make the roof invisible so they could watch the stars as the clouds went away. It was absolute silence and bliss between the two. Dan’s heart however skipped a beat when he noticed that Phil’s hand was so close to his. Dan sighed and sat up. Phil tiredly looked at him and raised his eyebrow. “What’s wrong?” he asked and sat up.
Dan didn’t answer. He just stared out into the world and Phil was left staring at him. The chance of Phil having feelings for him back was slim and Dan didn’t want to take that chance of ruining their friendship. Usually, he wouldn’t care but Phil was special to him.
“Dan.”
“Phil.”
“Not funny. What’s wrong?” Phil turned and sat facing him now. Dan was still facing forward but turned slightly to face him. “Come on, you can tell me.”
Dan bit his lip and rubbed his eyes. “It’s embarrassing.”
“It can’t be that embarrassing. Come on. I’ll even close my eyes.” Before Dan could answer Phil closed his eyes and sat, waiting patiently.
Dan froze for about ten seconds until he saw the puzzled look on Phil’s face and he decided it was now or never. He wouldn’t get this chance again most likely and he never let stuff stop him from getting what he wanted before.
Swiftly, Dan placed his hand gently on Phil’s jaw, cupping it and his fingers resting behind his ear. Phil’s eyes opened and before Dan could change his mind, he shut his own eyes and leaned forward and kissed Phil. It was quick and full of nervousness and uncertainty that Phil knew the feeling all too well. Butterflies erupted inside of Dan and he couldn’t help but smile, even though Phil didn’t kiss him back. His happy world was cut short as he realized Phil didn’t kiss him back. He ruined things, didn’t he?
Dan pulled back quickly and faced forward and muttered sorry and awkwardly played with his hands. His heart was pounding, he could hear it in his ears. Phil couldn’t help but laugh and Dan looked at him, a bit hurt.
“Sorry... Sorry.” Phil said and gave Dan a smile, “I wondered when that was going to happen.”
Dan wasn’t sure if he heard Phil right or not and all he could say was, “Huh?”
“I know how you are, so I had been waiting for you to make the first move.”
“I hate you. Do you know how terrified I was of being wrong? And ruining our friendship?”
“You hate being wrong.”
“I know,” Dan said loudly, “This was the worst thing to be wrong about.”
“But you’re not wrong.”
“I know that now you bloody fool.”
The two sat for a few minutes before Dan started to talk. They talked about this for a couple of hours and what could possibly happen going forwards. The two somehow ended up falling asleep, not realizing that when they would wake up a professor would be staring at them, ready to take points from both Slytherin and Ravenclaw for breaking into the tower.
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gossiphrey · 2 years
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i think a hogwarts verse would slay so fucking hard
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detectivebambam · 5 months
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HOUSES ‼️💥📢
Gryffindor: Dan, Matt, Nicky, Renee, Wymack
Ravenclaw: Aaron, Kevin, Abby
Hufflepuff: Andrew, Jeremy, Bee
Slytherin: Jean, Neil, Alison
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bookburners · 4 months
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Foxes Hogwarts houses
Slytherin: Neil, Jean, Allison, Renee
Hufflepuff: Andrew, Jeremy, Nicky
Ravenclaw: Kevin, Aaron, Katlyn
Gryffindoor: Dan, Matt
Extra
Wymack: Grifindoor
Abby: Hufflepuff
Bee: Ravenclaw
Riko: Slytherin but in the same way Dolores Umbridge is.
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a-bumbling-fool · 1 year
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okay so i just read a AFTG hogwarts fic and it was cute but they put some of the characters in the wrong houses so here is my opinions on which characters are in which houses (i also added robin, jean, and jeremy cause they were in the fic)
the gryffindors are obviously: dan and jeremy
the ravenclaws are: kevin, renee, aaron, and katelyn
the hufflepuffs are: andrew, nicky, matt, and robin
and the slytherins are: neil, allison, and jean
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gracesmusings · 2 years
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Love in the Stars
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Y/N could see herself easily falling in love with the Weasley. He made haste to secure the staircase. He was quick to offer his arm. But most of all, he was safe. He would hold her heart like a star for safe keeping. But a star is not made to be hidden away, not even to be kept safe. No, it is meant to shine brightly and, despite all he could be, George Weasley could not make this heart shine.
Part 1
Stepping out of her room, Y/N pulls yet another feather from her robes. The twins had had great success with their Canary Creams, and the whole castle seemed to be affected by their feather antics.
The walk to the Great Hall was magnificent. Snow was thickly falling outside and Y/N could see the Beauxbaton's carriage next to Hagrid's hut. It looked like a frosted pumpkin nestled next to a gingerbread home.
“You’re telling me that someones asked that to the ball?” Malfoy snarks. “HEY!” He yelps as a hand wraps around the cloth near his neck and tugs. “Mudblood,” He snarls as his feet force themselves after his kidnapper.
“Not cool, L/N.” His gray eyes bore into the older Slytherin. “Sit.” Y/N motions towards the feast. Blaise chuckles as Malfoy follows the direction without a word. “Eat,” Y/N instructs those around her. “We do not have long before they shoo us out to set up for the ball.”
“Miss L/N,” Y/N can't help but smile as George’s over dramatic display going on behind her. From the look on Pansy’s face, it's a sight to behold. “My lady,” George rises from his bow as she turns in her seat to greet him. “My kind gentleman.” She takes his hand with grace. “Care to escort me to the ball?” He matches her raised eyebrow. A gentle squeeze to the hand, reassuring any qualms.
“I would be honored.” George leans down and presses a short kiss to her hand. Above his head, Y/N can see Angelina looking a little too peeved for someone who already has a date to the ball. “See you soon, love.”
After lunch, Y/N rushed upstairs to get dressed. George had discussed the possibility of them going together long before this morning, but Y/N had dismissed him every time. Last night Y/N had confided in him that she was unsure if she was going to attend the ball and George had dismissed her with a wave of his hand.
Yanking open her wardrobe, she reaches for the dress her mother sent her.
Just in case, Mom
It was a beautiful blood red gown that reached the floor. A slit rose to her mid-thigh and the neckline showed off just enough. “Thank you, mom.” Y/N spun around the room and faced the mirror.
Hundreds of garlands of mistletoe and ivy hung from the starry black ceiling. Y/N was so captivated by the sight that she nearly missed the final step. “Whoa, love,” George steadies her with a firm hand on her waist. “You look.” George’s words get stuck in his throat. “Thank you, George.” Y/N smiles. Her hands come up to his tie, to subtly put some room between them. “There,” she says with a pat. “You look stunning too.”
He takes a step back and offers her his hand and navigates her through the lantern lit tables. “Is that…” Y/N motions towards the head table. George’s hand tightens around hers before quickly loosening. “Apparently, he has been promoted.” Percy gives a curt wave before turning back to Harry Potter. “Working for Crouch?” Y/N laughs. “Most stuck up job in the industry, I presume.” George laughs. “Probably fetching his tea, huh,” Y/N jokes. “Oh Percy, be a dear and make me a cuppa.”
“Making fun of Percy without me?” This time Y/N’s hand tightens around Georges. The couple turns around to greet a stunning Angelina and a–well a–Fred Weasley. His eyes catch Y/N’s. “You look–” “Hey, George,” Angelina cuts in and all eyes but Fred's cut to her. “Want to dance?” George looks at Y/N. “Go, George. If you say no, I am going to go dance with her and neither of you idiots will ever see either of us again.” “I second that.” Angelina’s eyes cut to Fred.
“Yes, ma’m,” Angelina pulls him to the dance floor. The Weird Sisters pick up in volume. “May I have this dance?” Fred offers his hand. Looking into his eyes, Y/N accepts. Their feet follow the rhythm with ease. “Mum taught me some lessons,” he explains. His fingers fawn out over the material resting on her waist. “You look breathtaking.” Y/N’s eyes close as the song slows, and he pulls her to his chest. “Please, say something.” His heart flutters under her ear.
“Why –” Fred waits patiently. “I thought–” Y/N takes a deep breath. With a step back and a slow spin, Fred pulls her back into his arms. “Why did you do that to him?” Her e/c eyes meet his brown eyes. “Why did you do that to me?” She feels her heart shatter.
“I didn't mean to. That was not how that was supposed to go, I promise, my love. Look,” he points up. Looking at the starry sky, her eyes catch on the mistletoe. “Fred,” Y/N groans. “No, look.” Past the mistletoe Y/N sees it. Everyone stands in awe as the fireworks light up the night sky. “Fred,” her hands tighten on his robes. “They were meant for you. Always for you.”
“What about that mistletoe, huh?” George glides past with Angelina, who gives a thumbs up.
“You are an idiot. You know that?” Y/N laughs. “A complete fool, both of them.” Angelina shouts before being twirled away. “Yeah, but I am your idiot if you will have me.” His eyes crinkle as he smiles. “Only if I can be your love.” Fred takes a step forward. His right foot separating her legs, a hand resting securely on the small of her back. He leans forward as she tilts back, waiting for her answer. “You have always been my love.” Grabbing his lapels, she tugs him towards her, securing them together as one.
Above them, the fireworks had disappeared and the stars read:
For my love, your darling idiot.
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Slytherin!Dan (2) Masterlist
part one
A Kiss in the Tower (ao3) - upintwenty
Summary: Who would have expected these two to fall for each other?
crush (ao3) - howelllesters
Summary: "The problem with being a Slytherin was that if you were caught with anything even slightly darker than normal, people got suspicious. And apparently, a book on how to raise the dead classified as ‘slightly darker than normal’, and then some."
Falling For You (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Slytherin seeker Dan Howell realizes that playing Quidditch is a lot harder when a distraction in the form of a cute Hufflepuff boy shows up on the other team.
Friendship (It’s A Kind Of Magic) - phan-dil-lions
Summary: Dan and Phil have been best friends for a long time, and Phil is worried that will change when they go to Hogwarts.
Heavy Heart to Hold Me Down - nagirci-remade-blog
Summary: Angst, Hogwarts AU crossover.
Pensieve (ao3) - sunnyjolras
Summary: Dan suddenly notices him in the crowd. He isn’t hard to spot, at least to Dan; he can read Phil like the back of his hand even when he doesn’t look like himself. He’s made himself look younger, red hair and freckles. Green eyes stare back into his brown ones, and for a second Phil’s usual features work themselves over his face. Cerulean blue eyes. Black hair. Skin that reminds Dan of that Muggle fairy tale Snow White Phil once read to him. They disappear just as soon after. Dan looks down to see the familiar wand in Phil's hand.
He looks ready for battle - oh.
Oh no.
Please (fanfiction.net) - DontCallMeCoward
Summary: Summary: Phil, a Hufflepuff with a passion for potions meets Dan, a Slytherin Quidditch star, while working together on a special potion project.
pure (it’s not about your blood; it’s about your heart) (ao3) - natigail
Summary: Dan arrived at Hogwarts entirely unprepared and he doesn't understand how rare it is for a Muggle-born like himself to be placed in Slytherin. However, he quickly learns that his housemates believe it to be a bad thing and by accident he gets wrapped up in the lie of being son of a powerful wizard dueller instead.
It makes his skin crawl to see his new Slytherin friends bully people with Muggle parents, most of all when they go after sweet half-blood Phil Lester, who was kind to him on the first day of school. A couple of months after their first meeting, Dan and Phil wind up alone in a classroom and Dan is stunned when Phil offers to help him with his spell work.
Scarier Things - jilliancares
Summary: Dan’s worst fear is being outed, and his boggart knows that. After being outed to his class, Phil shows him that there are scarier things than being gay (and maybe that wasn’t the smartest idea, but he’s a Hufflepuff, not a Ravenclaw).
The Dark Mark - dxnhowell
Summary: Dan and Phil are going into their last year of Hogwarts, and Phil wants to make the best of it. But will a secret kept by Dan ruin it all?
the serpent and the badger (ao3) - CallofTheCurlew
Summary: Dan's getting a late night snack in the kitchens, when a certain Hufflepuff crosses his path.
The Sorting Hat (ao3) - pasteldanhowells
Summary: Dan’s heading to Hogwarts, but first he meets a boy on the train who becomes his new friend, and he’s nervous about being placed into the Slytherin house. But, maybe things won't turn out so bad after all.
The Sorting Hat (wattpad) - pleasepleasenodont
Summary: Dan is a Slytherin with an eye on a certain Hufflepuff, Phil Lester. Do these houses mix?
Unsaid, Unspoken, Until the Spell Was Broken - chillphil-blog1
Summary: In which Dan is a misunderstood douchebag, Phil is a Ravenclaw with a sassy streak, Carrie is bossy, PJ likes firewhiskey, Alex and Chris don't have nearly enough lines and a stupid challenge turns into something more. Also featuring Harry Styles because why the fuck not?.
Or, a completely self-indulgent Hogwarts AU, because everyone needs Hogwarts AUs.
Until the Very End - cherryblossom-phil
Summary: Seven snapshots from Dan and Phil’s time at Hogwarts, one year at a time.
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nikarie5 · 7 months
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Chair de poule - snippet
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Rating: General audience but with warnings Trigger warnings: Walburga Black's A+ parenting, corporal punishment, book burning, bad French* (although less than expected because it was a very unproductive weekend and I didn't get my act together.) Description: A view into Sirius's childhood, and how Pascal Dumais ended up with multiple complete sets of R.L. Stine's Goosebumps series in his basement. Thanks to @lumosinlove, @noots-fic-fests, @hazelnoot-analyst for their excellent work, @1-800-shedevil for the fun line divider, and to R.L. Stine for giving me many nightmares (not that I ever read a full book, just the thought of the stories and YTV show gave me nightmares.)
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-Sirius. SIRIUS! Descend de là tout de suite. Tu étais censé commencer tes exercices il y a cinq minutes.
Sirius sort de sa chambre, tourne pour se présenter pour une rapide fesser (peut-être il pourra ainsi éviter une punition plus sévère), puis se dirige vers le foyer ou se rangent tous les patins. Il avait oublié que son père n’avait pas un match ce soir, et sa mère était toujours plus stricte et attentif quand son père était là. Se peut-il que son père entrerait assez tôt pour observer un peu de son entrainement? Sirius savait qu’il était toujours un petit peu trop lent, qu’il n’avait pas réussi à surpasser les objectifs fixés par Orion pour le mois peu importe qu’il ait fait des intervalles pour une heure chaque soir sur la patinoire dans la cour, même après les entrainements avec son équipe les lundis et mercredis. Devrait-il tenter de changer l’objectif pour démontrer son contrôle de la rondelle? Il a beaucoup amélioré sa technique depuis la dernière fois que son père l’ait vu. Mais, en ce faisant, il sera peut-être puni pour avoir l’audace de changer le régime qu’Orion lui avait dicté. Non, mieux qu’il se prépare pour une double session sur la patinoire avec son père. Sa collation n’était qu’une banane, s’il vomisse, ce ne serai pas trop dégoutant. De toute manière, s’il ne se gave pas à diner, son père ne croira pas qu’il s’est efforcer jusqu’au bout. Ce soir, il n’ira pas au lit affamé. Perdu dans ses calculs, il commence ses étirements puis se lance dans sa routine. --
He was right, he was in for a double session on the ice, and then a lecture after supper to boot, since he both failed to meet his father's speed goals and missed the net with one of his slapshots. What he hadn't expected was for Walburga to then bring Regulus into the room, carrying his stack of Chair de Poule novels. He had convinced his parents to buy him the series and each new novel, because it was what most of his team was reading on the bus, and it was important to fit in with the team. He had been passing them on to Regulus after reading each one and they would read them together on the few nights that they could sneak into each others' rooms - usually when Walburga and Orion had a team event.
Walburga showed Orion how she had been tracking the boys' practices and progress, and more importantly, how they had been lacking in discipline and failed to follow his set training regime. She claimed that these books were a distraction, were the reason the boys had failed to meet Orion's expectations. She had seen both boys reading on multiple occasions over the past two weeks, when they should have been studying the plays Orion had designed for them to practice. Sirius had been late - late! - to start his practice sessions twice - twice! - in the past month, because he was holed up in his room reading.
Orion looked very disappointed as he ordered both boys to lower their pants and bend over. He reviewed the boys' lap times, and told Sirius that he would remove his signet and Cup rings this time, since Sirius had gotten faster, albeit if not fast enough. Afterwards, he lectured the boys about the need for drive and discipline if they wanted to make it into the NHL and win Stanley Cups for Slytherin. Distractions would derail their career before it ever began. Distractions must be eliminated. Their team mates would respect them more for their dedication to the game if they studied playbooks on the bus. He and Walburga then ordered the boys to feed the books into the fireplace, one by one, until they were all reduced to ash. It took over an hour to burn the 60 books they had - nearly the full collection. Sirius blamed the smoke for the tears he and Regulus were both blinking away.
-- « Sirius, tu as un livraison », cria Celeste Dumais quand elle entenda Pascal et Sirius sortant du garage. «C'était un peu lourd, et je ne voulais pas descendre les escaliers avec un tel poids...» --
Celeste and Pascal were expecting their third child, and Sirius didn't want her attempting the basement stairs with a heavy package either. He hadn't been around many pregnant people, but even he knew lifting wasn't what they should be doing.
He hefted the box, and brought it down stairs. Pascal watched with a raised eyebrow but made no comments as Sirius started unpacking a complete set of Chair de poule books.
Pascal's eyebrows raised further when Sirius ordered, and unpacked, the exact same series three months later.
He figured it was a Black secret that Sirius would eventually unburden himself of when over the course of the next three years, Sirius bought more than thirteen complete sets of the series. He thought he had it nearly figured out - as far as he could tell, Sirius ordered a new set around the time he reached a point milestone, or if he broke his own scoring record within a season.
When Sirius moved out, he only took one set of the books with him, and asked Pascal to give a set to each of his children, and donate the rest. Pascal did that, but also left a set on the basement shelves. He would often find Logan reading one of those spare copies in the quiet hours of the morning, or at night when he was still too keyed up after a game to sleep but none of the Dumais kids were awake to be read to. In fact, he himself had started grabbing one or two of them when he was still keyed up after a game but Celeste and the kids were in bed. Adele had outgrown them, and never really liked that brand of horror anyway, but she had loved snuggling into Sirius when he started reading aloud. She had recently sent her complete set back to the basement because she had run out of space on her bedroom bookshelves. Marc and Louis were about the age to find them the right amount of frightening, and Katie was into anything that would get her snuggle time with Logan, so they were still getting lots of use.
He hoped that whoever next billeted in the basement would be able to carry on the tradition with the kids' horror books. He didn't expect Regulus to tear up when he saw the complete set on the bookshelf in the basement bedroom when Pascal gave Regulus a tour. He certainly hadn't expected it to be the deciding factor when Regulus was hesitant about moving into the basement. Maybe one day Regulus would explain the attachment the Black brothers held for these books? Although, given how attached the two brothers were to just these books, and what he knew about their childhood, maybe he didn't want to know.
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great-gronkamorka · 2 months
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thinking about that crazy time in middle school when i read a phanfic about dan and phil going to hogwarts and being in slytherin and hufflepuff respectively. and dan was voldemort’s son
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hydesjackiespuddinpop · 2 months
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Bianca DeSousa & Lucas Scott
Bianca DeSousa
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: smart, great friend, funny, sweet, loyal to the people she cares for
worst quality: going after Drew while still with Alli (but it’s ovo more his fault for saying yes haha)
ship them with: Drew, Marisol
brotp them with: KC, Fiona, Clare, Marisol, Audra, etc
needs to stay away from: Katie Fucking Matlin
misc. thoughts: My angel queen <3
Lucas Scott
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them (love might be a stretch tho haha) | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: his artistic soul and despite everything, I do think he’s a good guy.
worst quality: his way with women
ship them with: Peyton
brotp them with: Nathan, Mouth, Skills, Brooke
needs to stay away from: Derek ovo, Dan
misc. thoughts: For all issues, I like him. But the way he treats women, especially Brooke, is something I am not on board with.
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syndxlla · 3 months
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you should do a meet the author/ get to know me thing! i adore your stories and it would be so fun to get to know who’s behind the keyboard 🩵 apologies if you have already done this before 🩵
I have actually not done this before! My apologies!
Get To Know ME!!!
My name is Kado (this is actually a pseudonym, I don’t use my real name to protect my privacy)! My pronouns are she/her (they were they/them when I started this account because I was a developing teen haha)!
I am 21, and in my senior year of college! I am getting my degree in theatrical performance with an emphasis in acting! I have been in over 30 productions and almost 100 performances in the last year! Some of my favorite roles include: Milly (Seven Brides for Seven Brothers), Catherine (The Foreigner) and Alice (the Addams Family). I am currently in a four person musical which takes up all my time and energy.
My favorite animals are cows! I think they have the sweetest faces!
I love the legend of Zelda very very much, it is so important to me. My first game was Wind Waker. I also really love The Muppets, Star Wars and Sam and Colby. I also am a total Disney adult and I frequently go to the Disney parks.
I love nature and the outdoors, I love the National Parks.
I have been writing my whole life, my first fan fiction was Dan and Phil fanfic when I was like 12… My favorite fic I have written is honestly Best Friends, and I am very proud of More to Love. I don’t publish all of my works, I have an extensive Seven Brides for Seven Brothers fan fiction I have written, as well as a completely Original Zelda story where the triforce trio teams up.
My favorite season is summer, my favorite holiday is Christmas. I am a Leo-Cancer cusp with a Virgo rising and Taurus moon. I am a hufflepuff who presents as a slytherin, I don’t identify as bi or pansexual but I am attracted to all genders, but have a preference for amab. I just prefer not to use a label. I am an ENFJ.
I have long red/ginger hair, I’m 5’7”, I think my body is incredibly average and I am learning to love it. I would post a picture of myself but for my safety I’m not going to. If you are really curious, you can PM me and I can potentially send you something!
Here’s a picture of me from the back for funnies though :)
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randomwholocker · 11 months
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Sorting all New Who companions
Don't hate me if I get some wrong.
Rose: Gryffindor Mickey: Hufflepuff Martha: Ravenclaw Donna: Gryffindor Jenny: Gryffindor Jackson Lake: Gryffindor Lady Christina: adrenaline junkie, so Gryffindor ig Adelaide Brooke: Gryffindor Wilf: Hufflepuff Amy: Slytherin Rory: Hufflepuff Clara Oswin Oswald: Gryffindor Clara Oswald: Slytherin Bill: Gryffindor Nardole: Hufflepuff Graham: Hufflepuff Ryan: Gryffindor Yaz: Slytherin Dan: Hufflepuff
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