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curldisease · 4 hours ago
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Oh my gosh I dreamt dnp got tiktok last night but also reverted back to the fringes
Not sure if that’s a nightmare or the best dream ever
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404mbti · 5 hours ago
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phil lester predicted dream confirmed /j
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boxhowell · 8 hours ago
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let me set the scene
its 4 am, i’m laying in bed watch Gibi ASMR do my brows, trying to fall back asleep, she has just finished plucking my brows and is applying oil to them, i am hit with a yawn, this is my only chance to get to sleep, so i roll over to face the darkness of my room, and there they are.
there’s my thoughts.
my brain mad dashes multiple thoughts, “i have oily skin. that oil is going to break me out worse” “gibi has a very calming voice” “my english teacher saying he doesn’t read is actually peak comedy”
my brain slows, it’s getting ready to throw a big thought at me. maybe something i need to get done tomorrow, or my 4 am random sadness thought, but no, it’s neither of those.
i hear a single sentence, loud, clear, and sounding a lot like winnie the pooh
“obviously we were more than friends, but it was more than just romantic. we are real best friends, companions through life, actual soulmates”
my body reels back, i break my headboard i’m gripping it so hard. i yell to the spirits in my head. get out of my head, dan howell. he doesn’t listen. he chuckles at me. he starts reading his book out loud to me but in a daphne from Scooby Doo voice. i’m terrified. i will never learn to trust myself again. i can never escape. then a light through a tunnel. it’s phil lester. he’s come to take his best friend, arch enemy, husband, business partner, partner in crime, soulmate, and just mate. i won’t have to deal with him anymore. i was wrong.
phil pulls out the yodeling pickle. i can’t believe he still has it. “hoarder” i whisper under my breath, phil glares. he clicks the yodel button. i shrivel down to the floor. i am but am empty husk of a man now. didn’t even make it to my 18th. they stand over my body as i am tormented with their antics. they truly are partners in crime. that much i have witnessed.
they walk away. i am alone. i am sad. i am no longer watching Gibi ASMR.
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Perhaps it happens when Dan is hosting the pride live stream or maybe there are other circumstances where he's working directly with someone. Either way the person he works with is very forward and very flirty. They keep pushing him to answer if he's single and Dan deflects the question. But he does not deflect the flirting and in fact leans into it. This upsets people.
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no-connection-found · 13 hours ago
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I will always refer to Philza Minecraft as Philza or Philza Minecraft because whenever I hear just Phil my brain goes to a clip from a couple years ago of Dan Howell saying “Phil Lester! You are a genius!”
My days of watching Dan and Phil will never be forgotten
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phan-at-my-chemical-boy · 15 hours ago
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i got vaccinated today, and they also put it pretty high on my arm (like they did with phil)???
anyone else???
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yosexypotato · 17 hours ago
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Is anyone else getting notifications about Dan or Phil adding to their story on Instagram but when you click it they haven't posted anything??
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local-lesbian-bitch · 17 hours ago
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I’m just saying I would actually sell my kidney just to meet one of my comfort streamers.
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luminouslucy · 17 hours ago
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No one talks about how CUTE it is in Sims 4, episode 55, when Dan helps Phil promote his merch 🥺
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danandphilnews · 23 hours ago
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danandphilnews · 23 hours ago
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Phil’s Membership Post | June 16, 2021
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treestomeetyou · a day ago
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i just know there was a moving related disaster,,, i just KNOW
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windleap18918 · a day ago
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taking a photo 📸📸📸
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elliotmxri · a day ago
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phanfic writers didnt help me through so much of my gay questioning phase only for me to later on set my gay ass back a hundred years by liking heatwaves and accidentally shipping dnf :/
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feelingofcontent · a day ago
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DNP Rewatch: Halloween Baking: Brownie Graveyard!
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Date video was published: 10/30/2012 (X)
DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 153
The first Halloween baking video!!! 😄 Phil’s Twitter hint for this video was that it “contains a lot of chocolate.” And as usual for the baking videos, he had a ton of footage to edit down.
0:10 - so scary! lol
0:13 - “glamorous assistant” of course
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0:30 - “a Christmas graveyard, an Easter graveyard” hahaha Phil is great.
0:40 - the 2011-2012 branding is still going very strong
0:45 - Dan looks so fond when Phil gets really into the video
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1:02 - they’re having so much fun with the ingredients presentation. I love it.
1:30 - lol at Dan accidentally hitting himself in the face and Phil just laughing at him
1:48 - Dan actually taking the blame for eating the sweets instead of blaming it all on Phil like it later years!
1:57 - what is wrong with them?! 😂😂
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2:29 - I can’t believe he didn’t know that was going to end poorly
2:40 - I love the subtle music in the background for some reason? and “I’m such an egg pro” “I bet you are” what even 😳
2:50 - vanilla extract does not smell that great by itself. It’s so strong.
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2:58 - I love Phil calling out his own innuendo here before Dan even noticed!
3:15 - always have to have some dancing in a baking video
3:39 - I'm guessing Dan only knows what this is from watching Bake-Off
4:16 - I’ll repeat...wtf is wrong with them?! The fact that they’re so coordinated with it though, out of nowhere. They really do just constantly play off what the other person is doing.
4:26 - that...does not look appetizing
4:50 - very intense opinions about that
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5:06 - that was extremely cheesy but Phil looks so pleased about it 🥺
6:05 - “cat” vs. “breast” ...yep
6:11 - first of all...”ball attack” really, Phil? But the matching llama/lion hats are something
6:15 - I’m dying; I wrote that last bullet point before this and Dan said exactly the same thing 😂😂😂
6:34 - what is this camera angle? lol
6:40 - of course they ate some before managing to decorate
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7:06 - well that’s a pretty old reference!
7:18 - intense decorating and filming
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8:20 - they’re really going all-out with the decorating in this one!
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8:42 - again with Phil knowing exactly what Dan’s going to say next
8:59 - of course the draw Phil naked for this one would include Dan!
9:05 - nooooo not the terrifying masks again
For some reason I don’t tend to re-watch this baking video as much as the others and I’m not sure why. I definitely like some of the later ones more, but this one is still a good one!
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