hey guyz just a reminder not to be weird on my postz 💯💯 i'll make fun of u with my gf so 🔥🔥🔥💪💪
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What is your favorite crayon flavor?
i'm not a marine person
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if you think about it eating toast is like kissing. you put youre lips on it. there's a little tongue involved. careful with the teeth (don't want to bite your cheek while eating). etc. i. don't know where i'm going with this. but i want to kiss a slice of toast. after i taje it out of the toaster. while it's nice and warm. then spread some butter on it. and have a nice breakfast
you sound like. some kind of pervert.
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YO RUGGIE GUESS WHAT!
ROLLY FOUND A SPIDER! :D
Rolly: Yeah it looks cute! </3
HOLY SHI- ahem *cough*
That’s,, very nice— how about ya go put it back outside?-
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So my professor Zooms the class because he's in Nashvile for radiation treatment and, like, asked if we have any questions....
And and... and... this kid says.... he fucking says, "if you die, I'm gonna kill myself so I can go to hell and keep doing graphic design assignments."
And thank the fucking GODS the professor didn't understand what he said. Professor asked kid to repeat what he said (NOT KNOWING) and the entire class was like, "Do NOT!"
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Tyler: *Sneezes into hand*
Edna: Wishy-washy your phucking hands, Tyler.
Edna is much kinder than I
I'd shun him until I heard the faucet running and soap dispenser pumping
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You know you've hit a low point when you were considering fucking a guy from Urk who you met in a Mental Hospital
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I’m having a fic ideas that is so far removed from canon that it’s basically original fiction at this point. It doesn’t have a resolution though, and I feel like that’s pretty essential to original fiction, as opposed to fanfic where you can just write some emotions and it’s fine
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Your vibes are good. your art kinda radiates joy. It's so fun! You seem like you're having fun with art and that makes me want to do art that's fun
So ye you've earned the title of good egg (high praise in some circles)
"your art radiates joy"
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if i had the power to change it all i would swap it for "cloneshipping"
IM THERE FOR IT.
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That can't believe how people know Darcy Lewis
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"YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU traveled hundreds, if not thousands of years into the future in that?" @doctorbrown
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