#legolas who

[belladonna-nights]

Currently obsessing over an elven king with no more than ten full minutes of screen time in an entire trilogy.

Just…. god damn.

#thranduil #thrandaddy #legolas who #I wish he would look at me in disgust #lee pace #the hobbit #he’s so daddy #thranduil the hobbit #the elvenking #elven king #tolkien elves

[maalidoesart]

side by side

#this is for 14 yr old me who would wish to draw gigolas like that lmaoo #i randomly obsess over them from time to time so here we go #they deserve THE WORLD #art #fanart #gigolas fanart #gigolas #lotr #lotr fanart #lord of the rings fanart #lord of the rings #gimli #gimli son of gloin #legolas greenleaf #legolas #legolas fanart #gimli fanart #legolas x gimli #tolkien

[naturecalls111]

When Legolas takes a break

#fanart #lord of the rings #gimolas #legolas #gimli son of gloin #sketch #other fandoms #other fandoms: lord of the rings #yes the height difference #yes the whole riding the horse together always shebang #yes the ‘one who is always alert gets a rest’ trope #it’s a rough sketch but it’s made with lots of love and squeezing of my iPad from affection

[silver-horse]

it's fascinating that those biphobes compare women liking astarion to women liking legolas and they mention a popular post that says "I never understood why so many straight women are into legolas. what do you think he is going to do? top you?" they bring this post up like some sort of proof "haha. so right. so true."

EXCEPT the notes on that popular post are filled with THOUSANDS of women commenting "no. I am gonna top him" and "bold of you to assume women can't top" and a lot of them are bisexual women commenting "I am bi and I only like men who look like a girl lol" honestly relatable Lmao

they act like that shitpost is pointing out some truth about how those women are silly. but the replies on that post show the stupidity of that assumption. people really don't get that feminine looking women don't just want to be rough handled by some masculine dude. and people have varied tastes and sexual desires. there is so much misogyny all tangled up in the biphobia. but it's subtle in a way that they don't notice their views on these matters are flawed because even when we point out what's wrong with these gender essentialist stereotypes, they ignore it and treat it as a joke "haha you all act like we wanted to behead bisexuals"

#my thoughts #I say this as someone who doesn't give a fuck about legolas #but acting like that post is so true is dumb #like those women don't know what they chose to like... #or like a man with pretty long hair and clean shaven face cannot possibly like women... laughing my ass off #my post #my posts #biphobia #text post #textposts #bg3 mine #misogyny #tumblr bullshit #2k #1k #lgbtq #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #legolas #the lord of the rings

[emilybeemartin]

Just to tie in my two themes this month----

Additional notes, because poll options apparently limit their characters:

Frodo finds great peace in watching the tides rise and fall throughout each day. He attends all the ranger programs on birds and seashells and fills pages with sketches and poetry.

Sam meticulously selects postcards in the gift shop for each of his friends and spends a whole morning writing and addressing them. He also buys Junior Ranger hats for his kids and a variety of Appalachian jams for Rosie.

Park rangers launch a Missing Person search for Aragorn when they realize his car's been parked at Avalanche Creek for three days. The search runs for almost a week before he comes strolling out the opposite side of the park, supporting one of the SAR techs who twisted an ankle during the search.

Legolas is first drawn to Olympic for the towering, mossy temperate rainforests, but the ground goes out from under him when he steps onto Second Beach for the first time. He spends an entire day watching the light and tides shift on the sea stacks, and he leaves feeling both full and hollow, like a bell that's just been rung.

Mammoth is only Gimli's first stop on a cavern tour, followed by Jewel and Wind Caves and Carlsbad Caverns. Wind Cave is his favorite for the unusual formations. He makes an obnoxious tween boy cry in Carlsbad for breaking off a speleothem.

Boromir is on a tour of military parks. He asks so many questions to the intern working the info station at Fort Sumter the kid has to go find the park historian. His favorite site is Vicksburg because that place was buckwild, though he silently judges one of the reenactors for his clumsy handling of a black powder rifle.

Merry also makes stops in Jurassic and Dinosaur National Monuments. He watches every park video, takes selfies in front of all the fossil exhibits, and earns his Junior Ranger badge at each one. He buys a keychain for Pippin.

Pippin actually gets four citations, mostly for trying to stick his hands in mud pots. He doesn't mean anything by it---he's just so delighted and curious about the bizarre landscape. He winds up with several thermal burns and dumps a king's ransom in the donation box on his last day.

Gandalf gets dinged by rangers for not paying the $5 fee for Trunk Bay, but he acts senile until they eventually decide to drop it. He gets postcards from everyone and responds to none of them.

Faramir and Eowyn are traveling together and do many of the same hikes and rides, but they do have some different preferences off-trail. Eowyn drags Faramir to a rodeo and the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson Hole, and he goads her into Ranger Shelton Johnson's living history programs on the Buffalo Soldiers in Yosemite.

Eomer is bike-packing on his sport cruiser motorcycle. He goes to Roosevelt south unit for the wild horse herds but ends up spending half a day watching a prairie dog town. He takes 400 photos of them, mostly blurry, and texts them to Eowyn.

#i actually did legit trip planning for this post #whats my choice? #I'm the ranger in Yellowstone who keeps finding Pippin putting his face in the goddamn paint pots #during office hours I follow the updates of the SAR in Glacier #after that I catch up with Faramir in Teton to hike Paintbrush Divide and casually ask what his brother's up to #oh he's going to be at Fort Laramie next week? #you don't say #when I get back to YELL I put in for emergency days off #do i give a damn about Fort Laramie? no #lord of the rings #lotr #frodo #sam #aragorn #legolas #gimli #boromir #merry #pippin #gandalf #eowyn #faramir #eomer #national parks #31 days of national parks

[i-want-to-see-mountains-again]

#lotr #lord of the rings #boromir #aragon #pippin took #merry brandybuck #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #legolas #gimli #spooky season #halloween #curse you Christmas! #blast you Whos

[legoflas]

aragorn, at the council of Elrond: it's such a relief that the creature Gollum is securely locked up in Mirkwood

legolas:

#lotr #the lord of the rings #aragorn #legolas #guess who's reading fellowship again #i just find this part so fucking funny #gollum #tolkien #also my phone will never stop correcting legolas to Legoland

[galadrielspeaks]

you guys seemed to enjoy my cringe-fail legolas sexy gimli post so here’s some more of my thoughts ab that dynamic:

-when legolas goes home and announces his engagement to gimli thranduil is shocked but every other elf is like “yeah checks out. that kid’s always been a little weird.”

-gimli goes home to announce his engagement to legolas and every dwarf promptly loses their SHIT at the fact that THE gimli, son of gloin, is betrothed. only to further lose their shit at the fact that it’s to that weird elf prince that they have never heard speak unless to send some sort of diplomatical message for his father but some dwarflings once saw him sobbing in front of a tree in the middle of a rainstorm while gripping a fallen branch.

-thranduil only gives his blessing to the proposal once he realises just how angry all of erebor is that their most eligible bachelor, gimli, the silver-tongued battle ready diplomant and descendant of kings, has been stolen away by thranduils weird tree-hugging naked star gazing hippie son.

#legolas #thranduil #legolas thranduilion #legolas greenleaf #lotr #gigolas #i’m on my cringefail elf bullshit #gimleaf #mirkwood #gimli #gimli son of gloin #tolkein #i genuinely want to write a fic ab this but i’m currently in the process of writing a very Large fic that is taking up most of my time… #maybe i can make some drabbles about them though #who knows! #are kid dwarfs called dwarflings or have i commuted some sort of egregious error here #cringefail legolas

[katajainen]

Personally, I think that in a Modern AU, Gimli would be the one with two full shelves of beard and hair care products in the bathroom cabinet, while Legolas would run out of shower gel, shrug and wash himself with dish soap.

#gimli x legolas #gigolas #gimleaf #this post brought to you by my relationship with someone who's very particular about his beard care #while I own like one (1) hair product and that's a shampoo

[inthiskingdomwewillendure]

Tolkienweek 2022 Day 6: faceless / silhouettes

#tolkienweek2022 #lotredit #lotr #thranduil #arwen #aragorn #galadriel #elrond #tauriel #eowyn #legolas #gandalf #4k #this could also count as hairstyle post #who has the most beautiful hair #i like doing faceless posts

[wanderer-clarisse]

some lotr doodles! here's Boromir, Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn. I've been rereading the trilogy and it's fun getting to visualize the characters on paper!

#reading lotr but I still haven't moved on from the silmarillion if I'm being honest #also i am once again leaving a note here for the peeps who requested drawings! #I'm working on them! sorry it's taking a while. but i'll get there eventual #ly #clarisse doodles #lotr #tolkien #sketches #character design #lord of the rings #boromir #legolas #gimli #aragorn #he looks like he hasn't showered in days and that's always how i've imagined him to look #meanwhile i am trying to make legolas as Friendly as possible because that's the impression I get from him #movie!legolas is cool and all but book!legolas is so. funny. in his weird way #lotr newsletter #lotr doodles

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Trans!thranduil, except legolas keeps saying things that sound wild out of context, and just never elaborates.

Legolas: my dad gave birth to me on a night just like this one.

Elledan:...

Elladan: what?

———————————————-

Legolas: i never knew my sperm donor

Elrohir: I’ve literally seen you talking to Thranduil.

Legolas: yeah? I said my “sperm donor” not my ada.

Elrohir: hhhhhhhhhhhh

—————————————————-

Legolas: my siblings and i are all half sibs, and none of us know our other parents. Except Lasgen, but that involved drama.

Arwen: h-how would you not know who the one who carried you for a year is??? Who actively nurished your soul?

Legolas: i do know em, i said the other parent.

Arwen: i’m so confused.

———————————————————

Legolas: *in the fourth age at a meeting with Aragorn, Arwen, the twins, Faramir, etc* oh yeah, Ada’s trans.

Arwen & the twins: WHAT- COULDN’T HAVE TOLD US THIS SOONER?? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW CONFUSED WE WERE FOR MILLENNIA?!

#trans thranduil #lord of the rings #lotr #silmarillion #the hobbit #lotr elves #legolas #thranduil #silvans #4 silvan sibs au #elladan #elrohir #arwen #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #btw thranduil doesn’t care who knows but he doesn’t scream it fromthe rooftops

[sxmcomics]

Digital redraw of The Three Hunters i did the other day.

The works of Tolkien will never not be one of my greatest Inspirations...

#art #digital art #digital illustration #illustration #original art #lord of the rings #lotr #lotr fanart #aragorn #gimli #legolas #the three hunters #tolkien #jrr tolkien #not all who wander are lost

[legolas-fan-blog]

Reblog if you want to talk about Lord of the Rings, especially Legolas.

#please I need more friends who like lotr #lord of the rings #lotr #the hobbit #legolas lord of the rings #legolas the hobbit #legolas greenleaf #legolas #legolas thranduilion #legolas lotr #tolkien

[sauronnaise]

Elrohir: Guess what

Elrond: What?

Elrohir: I have from an insider source that Aragorn forgot who Legolas was the son of and introduced him as 'Legolas of the Woodland Realm' to the Rohirrim.

Elrond: Ah, really. Thranduil will love to hear.

Aragorn: Please don't.

#tolkien #shitpost #incorrect tolkien quotes #the lord of the rings #incorrect lotr quotes #aragorn #legolas #elrohir #elrond #thranduil #the two towers #before you goblins start the 'ArAgOrN kNeW wHo ThRaNdUiL wAs BuT tHe RoHiRRiM wOuLdNt' discourse #this is a shitpost #therefore coming out of my ass #thus not serious

[cozmos-artz]

elf crush

#guess who watched lotr all weekend #gigolas lives on in my heart forever #lotr #lotro #lotr art #lotr fanart #gigolas #legolas x gimli #gimli fanart #lego lotr #lotr gimli #legolas #gimli #legolas fanart #gimli x legolas #gimli/legolas #legolas/gimli #gigolas fanart #lotr ship #lotr fanfic #lord of the rings #art #digital art #artist #cartoon #illustration #fanart #lotr movies #gimleaf