Alfred: Miss Stephanie, what’s all over your arms?
Stephanie: Oh, my bruises? I can explain all of those.
Stephanie, pointing: Sparring practice, fight with a hammock, slept on an Oreo.
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Tony, cutting a hole in a watermelon and filling it with vodka: [sighs]
Clint: Why are you defiling a watermelon?
Tony: Because they don’t sell them like this.
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Steve: I think I know what would cheer you up: a little gossip.
Robin: I hate gossip.
Robin: ...Who's it about?
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Natasha: Peter, what’s all over your arms?
Peter: Oh, my bruises? I can explain all of those.
Peter, pointing: Fight with Doc Ock, fight with a hammock, slept on an Oreo.
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Harry: I love our new house.
Draco: I love our ceiling fan in our new room in our new house. If I wasn't married to you, I'd marry that ceiling fan.
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Thor: I think I know what would cheer you up. A little gossip.
Loki: I hate gossip.
Loki: ... who’s it about?
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Colin: You know what they say about drinking alone…
Benedict: That there’s twice as much to drink?
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Lucifer Morningstar: I think I know what would cheer you up: a little gossip.
Lilith Morningstar: I hate gossip.
Lilith Morningstar: ...Who's it about?
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Sera: you actually make a good argument.
Adam: I do some of my best work when I bullshit.
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Hermione: What's wrong?
Ron: It's a little thing, but would you not put my wand in your bra for safe keeping?
Hermione: Sure...as soon as you stop breaking them.
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Gwen: Heather and Leshawna? I don’t see it.
Gwen: …Oh god, now I see it. I can’t stop seeing it.
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Roman: What do you like in bed?
Janus: Privacy.
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Kaeya: Friends, let me tell you what is about to happen here: the three phases of sober Rosaria. Phase one: irritability. The complete loss of all politeness and all social courtesy.
Jean: How will we tell?
Barbara: I love your little scarf.
Rosaria: It’s strong enough to choke a man.
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Wanda: Y/N, you don't need to go with me on this one.
Y/N: I'm going where you're going, whether you want me to or not!
Y/N: I'm like climate change, Wanda.
Y/N: I'm happening!
Wanda:
Wanda: Jfc, get ready. Walmart's gonna close soon.
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Natasha, cutting a hole in a watermelon and filling it with vodka: [sighs]
Peter: Why are you defiling a watermelon?
Natasha: Because they don’t sell them like this.
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Euphemia: Suzaku, what’s all over your arms?
Suzaku: Oh, my bruises? I can explain all of those.
Suzaku, pointing: Sparring practice, fight with a hammock, slept on an Oreo.
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