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#incorrect Schitt’s creek quotes
hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year
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[Merthur during a near-death experience]
Arthur: I think... you're my best friend.
Merlin: You think?
Arthur: Well, I can't know for sure because I'm realizing now that I've never had one.
Merlin:
Merlin: This would be a really sweet moment if what you just admitted wasn't so sad.
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Phillip: I think you’re my best friend.
Colin: You think?
Phillip: Well, I can’t know for sure, because I’m realizing now that I’ve never had one.
Colin: This would be a really sweet moment if what you’ve admitted wasn’t so sad.
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excuseme-greentea · 5 months
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incorrect quotes | 911 x Schitt's Creek
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incorectquoteswlw · 2 months
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Kate: Peter, we found you! We have come to take you home!
Peter, who had been captured: yeah! Three days later!
Yelena: Your phone was off, we didn't know where you were.
Peter: I text America my location!
Kate:
Yelena:
America: Oh, I'm sorry for not responding to like, ONE text Peter!
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Kate is also so offended he text America over her so Yelena has to console her
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months
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Scott: Listen, I don’t have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing.
Hope: Self-respect?
Scott: No.
Scott: Taste.
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Steve: you know how we’re moving in together
Billy: yeah
Steve: and how you claimed you had the strength to carry two couches in on your own
Billy: I do
Steve: can you get off your ass then and fucking help with this furniture
Billy: oh, can’t, my horoscope says I should only take care of myself today
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harringroveera · 10 months
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Billy & Max’s actual convo the first day they arrived in Hawkins
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hawkinsincorrect · 26 days
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Max: I think you're my best friend.
Eleven: You think?
Max: Well, I can't know for sure because I'm realizing now I've never had one.
Eleven: If we're being honest, I don't think I've ever had one before either.
Max:
Max: This would be a really sweet moment if what we just admitted wasn't so sad.
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the-black-bulls · 2 months
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Gordon: I think you’re my best friend.
Henry: You think?
Gordon: Well, I can’t know for sure, because I’m realizing now that I don’t think I’ve ever really had one, even amongst the squad.
Henry: Okay, well, if we’re being honest, I don’t think I’ve ever had one, either.
Gordon:
Gordon: This would be a really sweet moment if what we had admitted to each other wasn’t so sad.
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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year
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Arthur: I love you
Merlin, stressed with the whole of destiny on his shoulders: I'm glad one of us does
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Daphne (drunk): I wanna have a little baby with you. And we could just love it and hold it and bounce it.
Simon: That’s a… that’s a big one-eighty.
Daphne: You would be such a good dad.
Simon: Have we met?
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incorrectlco · 6 months
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Lockwood: You seem a little distracted today.
Lucy: No, I'm-I'm just a little distracted today.
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Thorin: I think... you're my best friend.
Bilbo: You think?
Thorin: Well, I can't know for sure because I'm realizing now that I've never had one.
Bilbo:
Bilbo: This would be a really sweet moment if what you just admitted wasn't so sad.
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doththymayo · 6 months
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Jack, opening the curtains: Now that is what I call a beautiful morning!
Mush, running into the room:
Jack: Howdy partner, what's the good word?
Mush: There's a dead guy on the doorstep.
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Ainsley: You can trust me.
Malcolm: Okay, can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something...
Ainsley: ...
Ainsley: This is about those stupid Tamagotchis?
Malcolm: Actually, it is!
Ainsley: You left me with six of them, Malcolm! Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!
Malcolm: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health, and by the time I came home, they were all dead.
Ainsley: ...
Malcolm: You have to actively murder them in order for that to happen.
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Steve, talking about training: We couldn't nail the final lift.
Y/N: What is this, 'Dirty Dancing'?
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