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JT: Where have you guys been?
Dani: We had to do stuff.
JT: Bright’s shirt is inside out.
Malcolm: That was the stuff.
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Martin: You know what your problem was? You took all that abuse stuff personally.
Malcolm: Of course I took it personally, you’re my father!
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nosy anons let's go
0: Height
1: Age
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if…
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What my last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who I wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
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Ainsley: All great artists overcome adversity.
Malcolm: Actually most of ‘em go nuts, lop off an ear or two.
Ainsley: Lop off my ear!? Some help you are!
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Gil: [Holding two puppies they found on a case] Just know, you have disappointed all three of us.
Malcolm: That’s cold, Gil.
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Malcolm: It was pretty cool.
Dani: Aw, it’s so cute when you use the word cool wrong. It’s like when kids say “pasgetti”.
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Jessica: Malcolm, you like this girl.
Malcolm: What? [Smiles] Dani? No I don’t.
Jessica: Darling, you can’t say her name without smiling.
Malcolm: That’s... Dani [Smiles] Sorry. Sorry. I was thinking of a funny thing that Dani [Smiles] said. [To himself] Stop it! Da-[Smiles]-ani... Dammit! what is the matter with me?
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Headcanon: JT comes from a musical theatre family and actually loves theatre.
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Edrisa: I should probably make a list of all the scientific inaccuracies in Mamma Mia 2.
Dani: You're gonna go on live TV and admit you've seen that movie?
Edrisa: Hey, JT's the one who took me.
JT: Meryl Streep and Cher? Yeah, I saw it.
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Dani: Well, thirty years from now, are you gonna hide from me because I'm so scary?
Malcolm: Hey, I don't think you're actually scary.
Malcolm: Yes, I flinch when you make sudden moves, but that says more about my childhood than you.
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Every friend group should include... Prodigal son week: day 7- free choice
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PRODIGAL SON WEEK | DAY SIX
FAVOURITE QUOTE ↣ “HE MAY HAVE RUINED YOUR CHILDHOOD, BUT HE DID NOT RUIN YOU. YOU ARE MADE OF TOUGHER STUFF”
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Edrisa: I can't believe it's possible to turn ordinary skin cells into functioning brain cells.
Dani: [Points to Malcolm] Well, I turned this one into a functioning boyfriend so sky's the limit.
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Malcolm: You know, Ainsley, that's actually a valid idea. Very good.
Ainsley: Can you say that and not make it sound like I'm a cat who learned how to use the toilet?
Malcolm: No. The two achievements are equally surprising and equally admirable.
Malcolm: Though if pressed, I'd have to give a slight edge to the cat.
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Ainsley: Malcolm, I'm gonna make some cocoa. Do you want some?
Malcolm: Do you make it with milk or water?
Ainsley: Milk.
Malcolm: Real cocoa?
Ainsley: That's what it says on the packet.
Malcolm: Do you have those little marshmallows?
Ainsley: No, sorry.
Malcolm: Well, I suppose it's appropriate.
Ainsley: What does that mean?
Malcolm: A disappointing drink for a disappointing day.
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