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#incorrect merthur quotes
tiredcowboyy · 1 month
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I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.
Like it stared w lance early on being like
Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other
Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-
But then ended up as
Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-
Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while
Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?
Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.
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muchmossymess · 3 months
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Merlin: uh oh looks like I can't manipulate mansplain manservant my way out of this one
Merlin: manslaughter it is
Arthur: meRLIN NO!
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thebeeswantarson · 1 year
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Morgana, introducing Gwen: This is Guinevere, she’s a fully trained maid who has worked for me for years, and I trust her with my life.
Arthur, holding Merlin by the scruff: This is Merlin, I got him from the trash!
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daisymintt · 8 months
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Arthur: Need I remind you, Merlin, what happens when you interfere with a quest?
Merlin: Uh… the quest gets done?
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ambriel-angstwitch · 8 months
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Merlin: Crushes are the worst whenever I’m near mine I start acting stupid
Arthur: You always act stupid Merlin
Arthur: …
Merlin: Don’t think about it too hard
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umsoyeahokay · 2 years
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You're telling me, arthur unknowingly and wholeheartedly gaslit everyone into thinking merlin didn't have magic?
Some guy: I just saw merlin's eyes flash gold, sire. He's a sorcerer
Arthur with his back turned to merlin who is actively casting spells: bro, you whack
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forestentitea · 1 year
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Arthur: ew a rat
the rat: ew a closeted bisexual idiot who struggles to express his undying love for his manservant because he treasures him too much and wouldn’t want to hurt said manservant by telling him about his true feelings
Arthur: what the fuck
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dead-inside-pt2 · 1 year
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1,500-year-old Merlin explaining technology: I mean really Arthur this isn't rocket science
Newly Revived Arthur who has just learned what a phone is: WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. A. ROCKET.
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wishiwasadruid · 11 months
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Morgana: You do realize there’s a rumor going around that you’re in love with Merlin?
Arthur : Rumor?!! People are still doubting it?
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olli-is-a-fish · 11 months
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Merlin: *pulls curtain back while Arthur is in the shower*
Merlin: Are we - stop screaming, it’s just me - are we out of cereal?
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merlinjoyer · 11 months
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Gwen: Kiss, marry, kill. Arthur, Gwaine and Lancelot
Merlin: hmm. Kiss Gwaine, marry Arthur, kill Mordred
Mordred: I AM NOT EVEN THERE
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tiredcowboyy · 1 month
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can someone write/find a fic where merlin finds out hes the druid king and that across albion it is still recognised as a king so either king arthur or prince arthur and king uther have to just accept that the idiot servant is suddenly at an equal rank to them and therefore they have to treat him w nothing but respect.
Like I just want merlin to be like ‘wait so im the king? does that matter outside of the druids or…?’ and him find out that yes he is equal to the pendragons and just let him turn to arthur with the biggest shit eating grin
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not-rome · 10 months
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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year
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Wedding vowes
Arthur: I would die for you
Merlin: I would kill for you
Arthur: I would wage wars for you
Merlin: I would kill millions to be with you
Arthur: I would challenge the gods to be with you
Merlin: I would over throw the Gods and become their new ruler just for you
Arthur: I would sacrifice-
The rest of Camelot, whispering: What the actual fuc-
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daisymintt · 5 months
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Arthur: And I love Past Merlin and Future Merlin.
Merlin: Thank you. But it's a wasted effort. Past Merlin is dead. He dies every second, over and over. Future Merlin never arrives. He's suspended in time forever.
Gwaine: Sometimes you forget how his brain works and then…
[mimes explosion]
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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Arthur: I'm not gay, but damn you're good looking.
Merlin: You don't have to be gay to appreciate a man's beauty u prat lmao
Arthur: Nah, I'd fuck u
Merlin: ok nevermind
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