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queenbrightly · a day ago
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Ainsley: Does he still stroke bits of his suits?
Dani: Yeah! Yeah, he does. I’m like, do you two want to be alone?
Dani and Ainsley: *Starts laughing*
Malcolm: *Walks in*
Malcolm: How’s it going?
Dani and Ainsley: *Points and laughs at Malcolm*
Malcolm: What? What is it?
Dani and Ainsley: *Continues to laugh*
Malcolm: *Flushes and covers his face*
Malcolm: Stop it!
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Inspired by @incorrectmarvelquote (Here)
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JT: Where have you guys been?
Dani: We had to do stuff.
JT: Bright’s shirt is inside out.
Malcolm: That was the stuff.
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Martin: You know what your problem was? You took all that abuse stuff personally.
Malcolm: Of course I took it personally, you’re my father!
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Ainsley: All great artists overcome adversity.
Malcolm: Actually most of ‘em go nuts, lop off an ear or two.
Ainsley: Lop off my ear!? Some help you are!
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Gil: [Holding two puppies they found on a case] Just know, you have disappointed all three of us.
Malcolm: That’s cold, Gil.
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Malcolm: It was pretty cool.
Dani: Aw, it’s so cute when you use the word cool wrong. It’s like when kids say “pasgetti”.
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psonincorrectquotes · 2 days ago
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Malcolm: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Dani: What?
Malcolm: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved
Dani: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?
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Jessica: Malcolm, you like this girl.
Malcolm: What? [Smiles] Dani? No I don’t.
Jessica: Darling, you can’t say her name without smiling.
Malcolm: That’s... Dani [Smiles] Sorry. Sorry. I was thinking of a funny thing that Dani [Smiles] said. [To himself] Stop it! Da-[Smiles]-ani... Dammit! what is the matter with me?
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Edrisa: I should probably make a list of all the scientific inaccuracies in Mamma Mia 2.
Dani: You're gonna go on live TV and admit you've seen that movie?
Edrisa: Hey, JT's the one who took me.
JT: Meryl Streep and Cher? Yeah, I saw it.
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Dani: Well, thirty years from now, are you gonna hide from me because I'm so scary?
Malcolm: Hey, I don't think you're actually scary.
Malcolm: Yes, I flinch when you make sudden moves, but that says more about my childhood than you.
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bellamyssapphic · 3 days ago
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Jessica: I still don't know why you wanna date me.
Gil: Because you're sweet and funny!
Jessica: Well, your employees say I'm dull and intimidating, so one of you is lying.
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queenbrightly · 4 days ago
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Gil: Where the hell is Bright?
JT: It’s raining outside. Maybe he melted.
Gil: *Glares at JT*
JT: *Shrugs*
Inspired by @incorrectmarvelquote (Here)
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Edrisa: I can't believe it's possible to turn ordinary skin cells into functioning brain cells.
Dani: [Points to Malcolm] Well, I turned this one into a functioning boyfriend so sky's the limit.
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queenbrightly · 5 days ago
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Gil: I’ll buy lunch for whoever can make Bright sleep first.
JT: *Holding up a frying pan* Where is he??
Dani: Where did you even get that?
Gil: Don’t ask, Dani.
Gil: JT, don’t.
JT: Aw, man…
Inspired by @xxqueenofdragonsxx (Here)
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queenbrightly · 5 days ago
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Malcolm: *screeching* YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!
Dani: wh-
Malcolm: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!
Dani: Why are you screaming?!
Malcolm: BECAUSE I HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO YELL SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGRESSIVE TONE!
Dani: I-
Malcolm: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Dani: I love you too
Malcolm: *eyes start watering*
Inspired by @fandomsuntied03 (Here)
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queenbrightly · 5 days ago
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Malcolm: This steak you’ve made is a little tough.
JT: So is life. And then you die.
Inspired by @incorrectmarvelquote (Here)
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Malcolm: You know, Ainsley, that's actually a valid idea. Very good.
Ainsley: Can you say that and not make it sound like I'm a cat who learned how to use the toilet?
Malcolm: No. The two achievements are equally surprising and equally admirable.
Malcolm: Though if pressed, I'd have to give a slight edge to the cat.
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Ainsley: Malcolm, I'm gonna make some cocoa. Do you want some?
Malcolm: Do you make it with milk or water?
Ainsley: Milk.
Malcolm: Real cocoa?
Ainsley: That's what it says on the packet.
Malcolm: Do you have those little marshmallows?
Ainsley: No, sorry.
Malcolm: Well, I suppose it's appropriate.
Ainsley: What does that mean?
Malcolm: A disappointing drink for a disappointing day.
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Ainsley: Good morning, big brother, Mom. I see you guys are enjoying beverages. Perhaps they would taste better out of these.
[Ainsley pulls out personalized mugs]
Jessica: "World's Greatest Mother"?
Ainsley: Don't thank me. You earned it.
Malcolm: "Malcolm Bright".
Malcolm: Why not "World's Greatest Brother"?
Ainsley: I'm sorry. I typed that into the label maker, but I just couldn't press enter.
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