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sss-shyshy · 2 months
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reddstardust · 10 months
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Eheh cursed lighter 🤭
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followthepurrgil · 8 months
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If I had a nickel for every time a disgraced and exiled Jedi teamed up with a Night Sister, I’d have three nickles. Which isn’t a lot, but …it’s definitely more than I had yesterday
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kalofi · 8 months
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uh theyre actually rabbits
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c00kieknight · 10 months
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The ideal ship dynamic is a tall, gorgeous, talented brunette with a disregard for social cues, who stands apart even among their own people, and a slightly traumatized Chris Pine
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confusionmeisss · 2 months
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if i had a nickel for every time a herondale-blackthorn duo performed necromancy to bring back a blackthorn relative, i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
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cloverstellar · 1 month
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this is becoming a problem
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trinityprocessing · 2 months
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If I had a nickel for every time I was obsessed with a canon queer ship between an angel and demon - but the demon has the personality of an angel and the angel is kind of a bastard and the whole theme of the show is that heaven isnt truly good and hell isnt truly evil and in the end we are just human - then I would have two nickels, wich isnt a lot, but its weird it happened twice
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piratefairy-moonlight · 6 months
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If I had a nickel everytime an immortal being changed by falling in love with a human who made them question their former priorities and goals and then proceeded to save said human and the whole world/universe/multiverse thanks to that change, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
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thekingofspin · 2 months
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what's with people who don't like alastor... cooking him??
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incorectquoteswlw · 2 months
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Kate: I'm confused
Nat: If you had a nickel every time you were confused you know what you'd be?
Kate: Oh, easy, I'd be dead
Nat: I was going to say stupidly richer, what-?
Yelena, suddenly entering: Why is Kate going to die?
Kate: Because! If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I'd be like "where'd this nickel come from?" and then there'd be another nickel and I'd think "what's with the nickels?" leading to more nickels and confusion and eventually I'd be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why!
Yelena: That's so true...
Yelena: Why must you kill my girlfriend, Natasha?
Nat: I don't even know what's happening!
Kate: Careful, if you get confused the nickels will come
Yelena and Kate nod solemnly
Nat:
Nat: We need to spend some time apart.
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scatteredlight1 · 4 months
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If I had a nickel...
Feanor: If I had a nickel for every time someone thought they had permission to take MY silmarils, I'd have a lot of money and a lot of heads rolling.
Nerdanel: If I had a nickel for every time a family member abandoned me, I'd have 8 nickels, because my family is made up of morons who don't listen to me.
Maedhros: If I had a nickel for every time someone invited me to make a 'one hand' joke, I'd have enough money to buy the silmarils from Morgoth.
Maglor: If I had a nickel for every time someone said Daeron is better than me, I'd have a handful, which is surprising because Daeron is in no world better than me.
Celegorm: If I had a nickel for every time Huan spoke to someone other than me, I'd have three nickels which is the number of times Huan can speak. I must say, Huan is one unfaithful dog.
Caranthir: If I had a nickel for every time I gained profits over my cousins, I'd have more profits, which would lead to more nickels.
Curufin: If I had a nickel for every time my son abandoned me, I'd have one nickel. I desperately needed that one nickel though, so it might have been my fault he abandoned me.
Gil-Galad: If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me who my parents were, I'd have enough money to actually find out who my parents were.
Annatar: If I had a nickel for every time someone made a ring in secret, I'd have 4 nickels, of which only one is my fault. I'm shocked that Celebrimbor made 3 rings, while I could only make 1.
Elrond: If I had a nickel for every time someone kidnapped me from my family, I'd have 1 nickel. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened. I thought they'd just kill me and be done with it.
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smntyheust · 8 days
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reflections of oneself
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pansexualtimelord · 2 months
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If I had a nickel for evertime i watched an amazon show about heaven and hell, demons, etc. with multiple queer pairings that i can't stop thinking about...
I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird tat it happened twice
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stardust948 · 2 months
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S c a r v e s
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