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vmpyr011 · 1 year

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Resident Evil 7 & 8 players after keeping Ethan Winters alive for 2 horrifying games straight watching the last cutscene of Village

#resident evil games #resident evil #resident evil 7 #Ethan winters #Mia winters #resident evil 8 #No because #what #re7 #re8 #resident evil biohazard #resident evil village #lady dimitrescu #karl heisenberg #donna beneviento #mother miranda #resident evil memes #funny queue

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suckycat · 3 months

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#queue #unexpected #lol #curators #funny #art

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demonboyhalo · 4 months

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and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you

#spider man fanfics about to go hard #it's just such a funny rabbit hole #go to the Sephora Reddit and you can find the posts all about it yourself you can't miss em #it's one of the sol de janieo ones btw #so if you live in an area with wolf spiders and you use the purple one please tell us your experiences #sephora spider sex cream #Submit yourselves‚ then‚ to God. Resist the devil‚ and he will flee from queue. Hashtag girlboss #panera lemonade #Sephora #spiders mention #spiders georg #srsly tho as someone with hyperthyroidism and likes lemonade I was Shaken when I heard abt Panera's charged lemonade

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sadquickchristmassnowman · 5 months

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“I can tell TV from real life, Jeff. TV has structure, logic, rules, and likeable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you” is still one of the most METAL fucking lines in the entire series like??? abed just gagged him like that??? in front of EVERYONE??? insane. I’m still not over it. goddamn

#top 10 most savage anime moments #I honestly don’t watch this episode THAT much #just bc jeff and britta ‘pretending’ to be in love and annie getting jealous is physcially upsetting for me #but the whole wedding scene is peak cinema #britta’s marryin britta’s marryin jeffrey wingerrr has been on loop in my head for weeks #and betty white is there lmfao kinda funny #ANYWAY #he humbled jeff so fast like GET HIS ASS‼️#community #nbc community #community nbc #abed nadir #jeff winger #abed’s uncontrollable queue-mas

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royalarchivist · 5 months

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Pac: I'm not going to say anything to you guys [Chat], I'm not going to say anything to you. I'm not saying absolutely anything, I'm not going to comment. Man, you broke me here, you broke me in 3 parts! I'm not going to- no no no no no, I won't fall for your game, I won't fall for your game.*

Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this very well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit.

* [Approximate translation. I'm not a native Portuguese speaker, so as always, please feel free to let me know if there's a better way to translate things!]

#Pactw #Hideduo #FitMC #FitPac #QSMP #December 6 2023 #Edited #in the sense that I had to edit the music back in because Pac's VOD mutes all music #Luckily another fan shared a screen-recording of it so I was able to tell when the music kicked in in the original #so TLDR: I just put music back into this clip since it was muted #I'm so glad I finally have context for wtf that was about because I was watching from Fit's POV #and all of us were like ''??? What's wrong with Pac rn?''#also I realize that a lot of the recent clips have been Fit or Pac-centered #I've got a little bit of time to add stuff to the queue tonight so I'll mix some more variety in #it's funny because I started posting Fit and Pac stuff more to ADD variety and then over-corrected #lol #Pac #Fit #I can't stop laughing over Pac's POV because he genuinely looked so insane in Fit's POV #I need to go back and pull up that moment now

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theydidntactuallysaythis · 3 months

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percy: it doesn't have to be a big deal that you hugged me lol

percy, internally: AHHHHHHHHHHH SHE HUGGED ME KADFJHSKJLGASLDFKHJ PLAY IT COOL PLAY IT COOL

#they are so 12 its not even funny #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo disney+#pjo tv show #annabeth chase #percabeth #incorrect percabeth quotes #incorrect quotes #alexa queue the music

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hecho-a-mano · 8 months

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a german woman who's a scammer call her a fräudlein

#german language #german #linguistics #shitpost #joke #funny #germany #pun #queue are lovely #language #languages #duolingo #langblr #jokrd #jokes

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tomatoart · 9 months

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training montage

#barbie 2023 #ken barbie #Barbie #barbie movie #barbie the movie #ken #Barbie fanart #idk hiw u tag tht shit. anyways more on the way bc this movie had my two pookie bears in it. BISEXUAL WIN!#posting a doodle first to dip my toes in . i rlly liked the movie !!! i was in anticipation for it for soo long n was very autistivc abt it #and it did not disapoint! it was rlly awesome n funny n heartfelt. also felt cool to be represented in a few ways #i got dressed up w my friend to go too in a special outfit :]#queue are lovely

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ryssbelle · 2 months

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Happy Valentine's day

#my art #trolls #trolls cliva #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls clay #trolls viva #valentines day #ive had this in my drafts for a fat mintue #cuz i thought it was funny and cute #kissing in the rain is so romantic but its also a hardzard #so yeah they have two different thoughts here #but ye i thought of the dialogue then the characters and what theyd be doing #its usually how i operate #also i promise this is the last cliva thing im posting for now #i just im in love with them okay?#i have stuff in the queue thats unrelated #so ye #its mostly au stuff #i havent really made much general trolls art atm cuz im hyperfixating #im gonna keep doing art for the au but i do wanna try and actually write it instead of drawing #just as writing practice since im super rusty and i do have a lot of stories that would work well as books #so i need to know how to write a book #anyway im done rambling about unrelated stuff #happy valentine's day

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craykaycee · 1 year

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@vurelly Ask and you shall receive

I think the language filter malfunctioned-- good thing the kids just left xDD

((here's the vid link with the audio that inspired this))

#''headspace'' Moon is so friggen funny to me--#I get to go all ham and cheese croissant on his face it's so fun xDD #fnaf #fnaf sb #fnaf security breach #security breach #five nights at freddys #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #sundrop #moondrop #cursing #cray kay art #Imma queue this up for the morning as well-- it is past 1 am :D #Convoluted Theatrics

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vmpyr011 · 1 year

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me, a druid, turning myself into a donkey ( specifically from shrek ) then turning to the dm : can I roll to romance the dragon ?

#dnd #D&D #dungeons and dragons #dungeons & dragons #druid #ranger #sorcerer #dnd party #dungeons and memes #critical role #vox machina #funny queue #shrek

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essektheylyss · 6 months

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“Your delinquent child is outside, and I have assured him that he is very, very grounded.”

Between Yeza and the campers still waiting for their parents to arrive from around the coast to collect them, Veth wasn’t sure any of them saw her move between the dining room and the foyer before she’d thrown the front door open.

Outside, Caleb held Luc by the back of the vest, neither of them looking any worse for wear. Behind them, Jester and Fjord looked a bit sheepish, though not nearly as sheepish as her son, who had almost curled into himself beneath the venomous look she’d given him.

“I thought you were dead! You're never leaving this house again! I couldn't get in contact with anyone and I thought you were fucking dead!” she screeched, before any of them could move, but Luc almost kept pace with her, slipping from his godfather’s grasp and, to her surprise, likely to the others’ surprise as well, threw his arms around her.

“I’m sorry, Mom, I should’ve listened to you, I’ll stay grounded for as long as you want—“

Veth spluttered for a moment, though her arms wrapped around him in return. This had not been how he’d returned under Kingsley’s grasp, caught by the ear and cursing up a storm.

It took a long moment to realize that Luc was trembling beneath her grasp. Very faintly, but definitely trembling.

She looked over his shoulder at Caleb, then Fjord and Jester. “There have been… several lessons learned in the past thirty-six hours,” Caleb said, his tone even stonier than his expression.

Fjord nodded slightly in agreement, carrying the weight of agreement. Her grasp on her son tightened, and she kissed his hair. Her sharp tone felt empty and hollow even to her own ears.

“Don’t you ever run away again— Don’t you know what I’d do if you were killed—“

“I know, Mom,” Luc interrupted, and for the first time in weeks— months— a long fucking time— he didn’t sound petulant.

He sounded like her boy.

“I kept him safe,” Caleb said flatly, also without any defensiveness. There was, even for Caleb, a dark flame behind his eyes. It felt like a spark she hadn’t seen in quite a few years.

“He was very particular about it,” Jester agreed, and then, in a poorly-disguised whisper, “Trent.”

Veth’s grip tightened, and she pulled Luc aside, away from the doorway. “Come in, tell me all about it—“ she pulled back and checked him over as Caleb nodded and passed inside. “You’re all in one piece, you’re alright—?”

“Yeah, Mom,” he agreed, with exhaustion. “Uncle Deuce made sure we were all in one piece.”

Jester pouted as she passed. “I also made sure you were okay, alright, but Caduceus is so helpful, you know, and honestly, in the end, it wasn’t even that bad— we saved most of the town, and we had a great party, and—“

She stopped her rambling in the middle of the doorway and clapped both hands to her mouth as Luc ducked under both of them into the house.

“Oh. My. Gods, Veth, you will not believe— Fjord proposed to me—“

With the number of things Jester had just imparted to her, it was honestly a testament to her own intelligence that Veth managed to process them in time to turn to Fjord just as he started up the steps, stopping him in his tracks.

“You what? And I missed it—?!”

"You know, Jester, I think we can let Caleb debrief the Brenatto family alone—"

She had him by the ear before he could move, which was an impressive feat considering he was over half her height, but he was almost as slippery of a bastard as she was.

Within an instant, he'd turned to mist in her grasp and vanished to the other side of the street, Jester complaining behind her all the while. Veth shrieked after him. "You piece of shit!"

In response, he yelled, "That's soon-to-be Admiral Tusktooth-Lavorre to you!"

#critical role #cr spoilers #cr fic #fjorester #veth brenatto #fjord #jester lavorre #m9 solstice #honestly very funny of me to post this considering I have a post in my queue for a bit later that's tagged like #'I'll probably have half a one-shot written by the time this posts'#surprise! I have a WHOLE one-shot written. and probably another half given I have other thoughts. obviously.#listen my brain went 'veth is going to be so mad in general but she's gonna LOSE IT when she finds out this is where fjord proposed'#and I couldn't NOT write that

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andi-o-geyser · 1 year

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