royalarchivist

[royalarchivist]

Apologies for no clips today, I'm busy with some work stuff. I'll see if I can post things later.

#EVERY TIME #I don't even know what happened I just got off work opened Twitch to listen to Phil's stre #and I see two Eggs there #Bruh #I'll catch up later when I'm home in a few hours

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Apologies for no clips today, I'm busy with some work stuff. I'll see if I can post things later.

#Mod talk #Every time I'm busy for a work event something super interesting or important happens during streams I usually watch #so you're welcome in advance I guess #assuming it's a good thing #Usually I listen to streams if I cant watch and work but I cant even listen today

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Phil: –Iron dungeon, I know you're just- I know you don't like those dungeons.

Etoiles: Ok, now I like it because I need iron. I'm in my redemption arc.

Phil: Oh– [He opens his inventory] Here, I can give you some iron if you need it, hold on. [He drops a bunch of iron for Etoiles]

Etoiles: I think I'm going to change my mind, and I will farm— WHOAAAA, big boy!

Phil: [Bursts into laughter] That is not the response I was expecting!

Etoiles: [Laughing] NICE!

Phil: But uh, yeah! Hope that's enough! [Laughs]

#Philza #Etoiles #Phil #QSMP #August 18 2024 #I MISS THEMMMMMMMMMMMM #codebreakers #or whatever their nickname is

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Slimecicle: [Joking] How do I make a gun? Wait, hang on–

Slimecicle: ...WHAT?

QSMP Day 4: Charlie Slimecicle discovers that guns exist on the server.

#QSMP #Charlie Slimecicle #Slimecicle #March 25 2023 #Edited #Subtitles #This is a throwback

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Tubbo: To celebrate I will now perform Muffin.

(Tubbo starts singing)

Phil: (Immediately teleports away) Nope.

#LMAO #This was funny #Phil #Tubbo #QSMP

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Cellbit: I feel like this fits you.

Tina: Hm. This one fits you too.

Cellbit: You feel like I’m like kinda annoyed by everything? (Switches camera to show in game face)

Tina: Uhm, not everything!

Cellbit: But by like most things. Like by you maybe.

Tina: …

Tina: Yeah that’s just the face that I see.

(They laugh)

Tina: So maybe for other people it’s different.

#pftt #Cellbit #Tina #Content Warning #Q

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quackity clarifies the two quackity lore confusion

#Cellbit #Quackity #''Cellbitos'' pftt #QSMP #Q #long post

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Chat: Go to sleep Grandpa.

Fit: [Long silence]

Fit: How about I put you to sleep, huh? How about I take you to the vet and I put YOU to sleep? Yeah, you had a good life, but ehh. Your best days are behind ya. Time to put you out of your misery.

#FitMC #Fit #Stardew #INSANE #He's going through it #April 25 2024

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Richarlyson: This is a good ship that never came to fruition.

Mike: This ship is better than Hideduo. Shut your mouths.

[...]

Fit: Very cool artwork! DELUSIONAL, but very good artwork nonetheless.

Ramon: delulu

Mike and Fit's VERY different reactions to Pacmanduo art (Pac & Etoiles) in the fanart museum.

#Looking at my old edits / subtitling makes me die a bit but this is still a good clip #I love how it took Mike less than 48 hours to change his opinion on Hideduo though lmao #Old clips #Q

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[After Fit gives Shane another pepper]

Shane: Oh wow, Tio Fabio! How'd you know this is my favorite?

Fit: 'Cuz this is the third time we've had a conversation about peppers. Dipsht.

Shane: What? What do you want? Go away.

Fit: [Offended silence]

Fit: You're lucky my ax is at the blacksmith right now. You're lucky I do not have my fcking ax on me right now, 'cuz I would end up in the news.

#FitMC #Fit #Stardew #April 25 2024 #He's having a rough one

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Fit: Wait, Lek says "Is that water in a glass bottle?" wtf? I can't believe you would disrespect Mexico like that. I can't believe you would disrespect Mexico when they've given us this fcking gift. This fcking gift– Topo Chico. They have given us this fcking gift and you are disrespecting them? How dare you. How dare you.

Fit: Yes it is water, and it's fan-fcking-tastic, thank you very much. It's got bubbles in it. It's got bubbles in it. It's fancy. That's why I like it! It's a pinky-up kind of drink, ok?

#FitMC #Fit #Stardew #April 25 2024 #That's my streamer

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Richarlyson: This is a good ship that never came to fruition.

Mike: This ship is better than Hideduo. Shut your mouths.

[...]

Fit: Very cool artwork! DELUSIONAL, but very good artwork nonetheless.

Ramon: delulu

Mike and Fit's VERY different reactions to Pacmanduo art (Pac & Etoiles) in the fanart museum.

#Looking at my old edits / subtitling makes me die a bit but this is still a good clip #I love how it took Mike less than 48 hours to change his opinion on Hideduo though lmao #Old clips #Q #Richas is right though. Etoiles / Pac would've been amazing but I love Fit / Pac so it's a win-win for me

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Things go from bad, to worse, to even worse for Quackity and Rubius in less than 60 seconds.

(And then they banned Rubius??? 😭)

Edit: Ok he's not banned, but his stream DID immediately crash seconds after this happened.

#Quackity #Rubius #April 24 2024 #WHAT IS HAPPENING

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Head in my hands

At this point when errors, happen I don't even know if it's me or Tumblr's fault anymore, because like– Ok, to give you guys a peek into the clip posting process I've had to do for the past month or so:

I upload a clip, write the transcript, then write the tags.

If the clip is stuck in upload hell for more than 5 minutes, I refresh my drafts page and wait for it to show up in there.

I edit the draft, re-type the transcript that's missing (because the auto-save usually deletes half of it) and re-write the tags that are missing

Sometimes I'm able to copy over the transcript from the "still uploading" post if I don't close the tab, but occasionally, it copies transcripts of previous posts I've created (or parts of them) and I have to triple-check that nothing copied over.

I hit “post” then pray and hope the draft posts instead of getting sent back to upload hell 2.0

#mod talk #Head in my HANDS #it's genuinely gotten so frustrating I'm gonna shoot Support another message because it's not only embarrassing it's FRUSTRATING #like if I accidentally put ''Phil'' instead of ''Quackity'' in a transcript it's frustrating but a little bit funny #(I'm watching them both rn so that would make sense) #but if it's just a result of Tumblr being a broken website then it's not very funny. #Anyhoo. Whenever there are errors in transcripts I really appreciate folks who shoot me a message and let me know something's wrong! #Y'all are the real ones #Sorry for complaining it's just genuinely so frustrating and EMBARRASSING #I know this is a silly clips blog but I'm a professional writer so I DO take it very personally when there are errors like that

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Quackity: Lots of love to everyone watching! Lots of love to the people from Honduras and Peru!

Rubius: What about Colombians? What do you have against Paraguayans and Colombians?

Quackity: No! I love them! Lots of love to everyone but the people from Andorra!

(Note: Rubius lives in Andorra)

(via @QuackitySubs)

#Quackity #Rubius #Quackity's VOD isn't auto-publishing so every time Twitch munches up my clip I'm like. Welp. Guess I'm not posting this #Thanks for having my back and clipping the same thing QuackitySubs lmao #April 24 2024 #Translated

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Quackity: Nononono—

Rubius: By the way, congratulations, you've been live for a whopping 26 minutes. Applause. 👏

#Rubius #Quackity #I love Rubius he's SUCH a bastard lmao #Love this running bit of him roasting Quackity for his short stream times #Lima limon duo #FFS I'm not using that tag there's GOTTA be a better tag #I know I've used some variation of that in the past but I cannot. I just can't keep using that #April 24 2024 #Translated

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Phil: So apparently, me talking about Tajín the other day got the attention of Roier's girlfriend, and she messaged Kristin and was like, "Oh, if Phil really likes Tajín, he might try this!" and it's called "Miguelito" I think? It's like a sweeter version of Tajín, almost. So I ordered some, it wasn't cheap, and- here you go– [Phil holds the small orange packet up to the camera] I haven't tried it yet. Gonna try it. It might my new favorite.

Sabi (Roier's girlfriend) recommending new Mexican treats and spices to Phil is so sweet 🥺💕

#Philza #Phil #Sabi #Phil plays Hardcore #IM SO EMBARRASSED. I ACCIDENTALLY CALLED HER MAFER FOR A SECOND #THAT'S MISSA'S GIRLFRIEND #listen man it takes me months to learn people's names #OTL #April 24 2024 #anyways whenever Phil (or any of the streamers I watch) mention Mexican stuff I get so happy