#Philza

[royalarchivist]

Phil: [Looking at some red vines covering a wall] Has this always been here, by the way? This stuff?

Bad: Yeah.

Phil: Yeah?

Bad: It was here the other day.

Phil: Ok, ok...

Bad: Looks kinda nice, doesn't it? Like... could you imagine if this whole wall was covered in it?

Phil: [Stares knowingly at him]

Bad: Wouldn't that look awesome?

Phil: [Trying not to laugh] Shut up– shhh. Shut.

Bad: [Mischievous laugh] Yeah! You like the–

Phil: Shut your mouth, oh my god– Right, I'm gonna- I'll be back in a bit, alright?

Bad: You love the idea!

Phil: NO— [Warps away, then cracks up laughing, hitting his desk] God damn it.

#Philza #Badboyhalo #QSMP #BBH #Phil #Bad #July 3 2023 #This was a very funny moment lmao #Phil: [WAR FLASHBACKS] #For those of you who don't know the context: they're referencing the Red Egg / Eggpire #from the previous server they were both on

[b1odeuwed]

happy 5 year anniversary of phil dying to That baby zombie in hardcore to all who observe x

#text.blods #philza

[maiya5t]

It had to be you.

#mcyt #philza #technoblade #emerald duo

[charliecuntcicle]

you wouldnt last a hour in the asylum where they raised me

#technoblade #c!technoblade #philza #c!philza #dsmp

[leemontoast]

'Yeah so Rose and Blaze Empress present as like feminine and uh fucking- Ocean Overload presents as male. Like masculine. Enderking is just a fucking bitch. He's an absolute bitch. Uh, he's like a spoilt king bitch. *laughs* Spoilt king bitch, that's his official title.'- Philza, 24/4/24

#philza #hardcore season 4 #philza hardcore #rose #ender king #blaze empress #ocean overlord #mcyt #mcyt quotes

[hadesbullshit]

I miss them

#qsmp #philza #death family #q!phil #tallulah #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah

[crochetstim]

the three genders of phil’s hc deities: male , female and stupid bitch

#philza #liveblogging #EK assigned bitch at birth

[sketchy-noodles]

Nether crows coming soon…. 👀

[Reminder that my asks are open and that you’re more than welcome to ask questions or scream at me about Minecraft crows]

Transcript and Closeups below!!!

INTRODUCTION TO NETHER CROWS

A guide by: Philza Minecraft

5 different Nether variants

Diet and behavior vary by biome

However, do share some traits!!!

Run extremely warm

Typically flock in moderately-sized groups!

LOVE shinies! Especially gold

Often follow piglins

Commonly used as messengers or companions for piglins

Fiercely loyal

EXTREMELY protective of their respective territories

Will often attack wandering ghosts to drive them off of kill them!

#philza #mcyt #philza minecraft #philza fanart #worldbuilding #Minecraft #crows #sketchy’s doodles #Minecraft crows

[redyrmes]

phil but from a colour generator thingy i found

#his cloak is really annoying to draw m thinking about redesigning him #philza #philza fanart #philza hardcore #my art #idk if i should even tag it hc but this is my hc design as opposed to toehr designs so #i guess yes?

[hepbaestus]

Fit was in Phil's Chat just now!

(for context, Phil's making large mushrooms in his Hardcore World)

#fitmc #philza #philza hardcore #fitmc of 2b2t #funny bald streamer man spotted

[keline11]

QPhilza sketches

Trying my qphilza design, he has wings but I still need to practice drawing them (they are so hard for me to draw, as you can see)

I think that philza would be one of those characters that always has his eyes close, Idk something in his voice when he talks softly I picture him like that (but then he screams... XDDDD) and he also has a mouth like a "v".

(I feel intimidated posting a philza drawing because every other fanart of him is really good)

#qsmp #qsmp philza #philza #philza fanart

[royalarchivist]

[The "Pedro" song plays over a resub message]

Phil: [Laughs] Someone asking like, a really serious like, interesting lore question and it's just like fcking drowned out by Pedro. Holy sht, sorry.

Phil: [Reading the resub message] "I'm behind on QSMP, so this might be answered already, but is your character a crow avian, got wings from wife as a wedding gift, got wings from saving the End, or is he an overworld variant elytrian?"

Phil: You'll have to wait and find out. There's a video- there's a video that's com- that's going to be starting to be worked on shortly. [The gifted subs song starts again] My god. PEDRO—

[NOTE: Phil has repeatedly mentioned, and recently confirmed, he's commissioning an artist to create an animatic for his character's backstory / lore!]

#Philza #Phil #QSMP #Phil plays Hardcore #April 24 2024

[isa-ghost]

Thinking about AMFMN Missa.

Thinking about how he tries, again and again, to be strong. Tries to refuse to be bothered by the fact that the person he's looking at wears his husband's face but isn't his husband. Tries to be willing and ready to fight him despite knowing it'd be his husband's body he's hurting. Tries to keep his composure in front of Chayanne and Tallulah just like their Papa Phil does. Tries not to let himself be overwhelmed by the fact that in order to get his husband back, he has to beat a GOD.

But every time he gets ready, every time he steels himself, every time he's braced for a fight and prepared to hurt Phil's body for the sake of saving him, something happens that knocks down his resolve instantly and sends him spiraling all over again, restarting the process of grief.

And every time that "something"— The moments Phil breaks through in a moment of clarity, the moments he can't shake seeing his husband's hands being the ones doing harm to him and their friends, the sight of Phil's body struggling so badly with housing a god it shouldn't be harboring —knocks him back down, he gets angrier. Angrier at himself for being so easy to crack. Angrier that as soon as he's prepared to do what he has to to save Phil, something else breaks his heart. Angrier that he's a grim fucking reaper, arguably the strongest person on the island because of it, yet he can't do shit when it matters most.

And then FINALLY, when things finally reach a head, he just SNAPS. But the worst has to happen before he does.

I am so unbelievably excited to write far enough into the fic for people to actually see what I mean by this. I am SO happy with how I've planned Missa's character in AMFMN.

#qsmp #qsmp deathduo #deathduo #qsmp pissa #pissa #qsmp missa #q!missa #AMFMN things #qsmp philza #philza #q!philza

[protesilaus-blog]

Back with more Cookie Run Kingdom content, this time lets introduce: Ph1LzA!

The ancient is actually an age joke, hehe. Talking about rarities! Have the Legendary Techno cookie, I saw that reblog and honestly? So real of you.

Charge Technoblade and Defense Philza to protect the entire team, they deal best damage when put together and boost each other up as addition!

Now some small glimpses of them in my kingdom.

Go follow my main! @smallish-stuff <3

#technoblade #technoblade fanart #technofanart #minecraft #mcyt #mcyt fanart #philza minecraft fanart #philza minecraft #philza #mcyt technoblade #technoblade and philza #emerald duo #cookie run kingdom #cookie run

[cakes-are-great]

Just something I made for Twitter

#technoblade #technoblade fanart #techno fanart #philza fanart #philza #art #fanart #digital fanart

[bring-news-now-beat]

#아줌마 #Philza #boxing #skyline #darkest dungeon #be more chill #chance the rapper #honda #tiffany #neuvillette x reader