demonboyhalo

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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.

Link will be in the reblog!

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no, tommyinnit bisexual was not on my 2024 bingo card. or 2023. or 2022. or 2021 for that matter. bros living a fanfiction wdym he got married to his male best friend and then figured out that he might be bisexual. and tubbo still doesn’t want him which is by far the funniest part of it all

#what

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

#nsfw #for people with jobs in museum. if you work anywhere else you're safe

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adhd moment

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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

#long post

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i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

[demonboyhalo]

I like to imagine that the speech bubbles in the QSMP physically exist within the world. Like, you can touch them and all that, and sometimes players will see, like, Philza flying and they'll just start talking really fast to make a giant speech bubble wall for him to run into.

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shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer

#I made a friend at school and feel like a kindergartner again going :D!!! fweind!!!!

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You gotta create replacement activities man. We can't just phase out all the church attendance and all the usamerican social holidays cold turkey in the middle of a loneliness epidemic bro like yeah fuck church fuck thanksgiving and FUCK the 4th of July but like what's the long-term plan. People need holidays and repetitive social rituals or they go crazy. Like are we inventing new ones or ....?

#my families not religious but Easter is one of my favorite holidays #bc we go IN for the Easter egg hunt #my sweet mother still hides eggs for me all around the house #but that's not my favorite part (despite their being delicious delicious sour skittles and jelly beans inside) #no my favorite part is when now *I* get the chance to hide all the eggs again #and force my parents to compete against each other in my annual Easter torture event. it takes them an average of two hours #and I only put eggs on the first floor #this year it took until three days after for my dad to find where I hid the last egg #it's two hours of me laughing at my parents and giving my mom hints while my dad yells not to give that cheater hints

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anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr

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made a uquiz

#bro #take the quiz

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

#but to be fair that's good advice

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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im hunting americans

#no but they're so real bc if a Steak n Shake patty melt was just sitting all lonesome under a box i would try and get it #or honestly even just a baconator like im so easy to trick with food