#joke

[pumpkin-padparadscha]

I read a social cue once. I mean, I read it wrong,,, but I did read it.

#textpost #joke #im being hyperbolic about my struggles im case that wasnt clear #actuallyautistic #actually autistic #hopefully this post gets a giggle we are on the neurodivergent webbed site

[people-value-film-deep]

#miranda lambert #bts jhope #jaytim #miles morales x reader #destiny #gunpla #girls who kiss girls #joke #kawoshin #sims 4 screenshots #reptiles #fishblr #deepika padukone

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https://dana-695.szhdyy.com.cn/z/SKRfj6r

#destiny #wonderland #joke #fishblr #mature lady #machine gun kelly #ed recovery #china #the bold type #daemyra #eddie diaz #apartment #bdg #flowers

[crippled-peeper]

Shaking. An anon said they don’t like me

#joke

[jokingluna]

Based on a joke from Alexa

#princess luna #princess celestia #Applejack #Winona #bank #joke

[verdantflamingo]

The text is not mine, but when I saw this meme, I immediately thought of them.

It's morning.

12:00 in the afternoon, that's what Emma calls morning.

It's the weekend so Scott let her sleep in longer, but after he himself has been up since five in the morning, he's run, he's worked out, he's had his breakfast at exactly 7:00 a.m., the same as every day, he's gone through his morning routine, he's back to of their common room, in his blue shirt and mockingly, because of course he knows that at 12:00 the sun is already high in the sky, he decides to wake Emma up with a gentle: "Wake up, Babe, the Sun has risen!"

Yes, they use cute nicknames, which is cute…

Emma, still sleeping in her beauty, is not pleased by his wake-up call and responds with her classic biting sarcasm: "And what do you want me to do with it?! Photosynthesis!??"

She's disheveled, her hair is all over the place, she has a shadow from the door ajar, and she's wearing some hideous Scott t-shirt because it was cold, the institute is saving because they don't have electricity to pay for in today's crazy economy, and that t-shirt was the closest and she wasn't willing to climb out from bed.

Scott speaks in Times New Roman. Emma - Savoye LET.

PS: I usually set my canvas just for training, which means resolution to nothing… And then I start drawing something I like and then I end up worrying about the wrong size… Yes, I know it can be fixed, but my adhd doesn't always let me do it, now i'm hoping it will let me write my thesis… But this time this crap has a completely over-sized resolution that has only limited me to 6 pages?

PSS: Sorry, I had to relieve myself.

#X-men #X-men Fanart #Emma Frost #Scott Summers #Scemma #emmascott #scottemma #Cyclops #White Queen #Fanartblr #xmenuniverse #Meme #Joke #Marvel #Marvel Fanart #Verdant Flamingo is fanarting #Digital art #2024 #Procreate

[notedchampagne]

storing food in my wisdom tooth holes so i can snack on them later

#JOKE #chat

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #silliness #anime #sousou no frieren #frieren beyond journey's end #irony #joke #parody

[psychicvoidtale]

Them again

(🏳️‍🌈SUGGESTIVE ALERT🏳️‍🌈)

#fan art #drawing #kinito fanart #kinitopet #Kinito #kinito x sam #sam x kinito #sam the sea anemone #sam the anemone x kinito #sam kinitopet #kinito the axolotl #xd #gay #headcanon #suggestive #suggestive joke #joke #ankha

[hacksfood]

Pigs in a Blanket Day 🐷🌭👨‍🍳 #shorts #pigsinablanket #hotdog #sausage #memes #funny #comedy #lol #hacks #food #relatable #meme #joke #roll #pastry #appetizer #unitedstates #recipes #ingredients #culinary #chef #socialmedia

#shorts #pigsinablanket #hotdog #sausage #memes #funny #comedy #lol #hacks #food #relatable #meme #joke #roll #pastry #appetizer #unitedstates #recipes #ingredients #culinary #chef #socialmedia

[generalsdiary]

Aventurine x gn!reader

warnings: none

word count: under 300

a/n: not beta read, why is a hazbin hotel song such a jam?

description: he leaves you for a man

you two were happy. or at least that's what you thought. your boyfriend on the other hand started forcing his smiles, behaving indifferently and disinterested in anything relating to spending time with you. when you sit down and express your concerns and your wishes to fix it.. well... you don't get good news.

“look I don't... I am unsure of what it is. we are good, I.. just... there's something.. I am missing something, us, it, just-“ you feel worried, he doesn't even say he is happy with you. why is this happening? what changed? you stay silent trying to hear him out.

“... it feels empty, something isn't there, I- this just doesn't feel right” those words come out much harsher to your ears than how he said them.

one thing leads to another and you two break up in a calm way with a clean cut.

truly not even 24 hours pass, you see him in a bar chatting along with Ratio, and dear gods it is obvious. the way he is smiling, laughing, being genuine, and seems like he is enjoying himself.

that is how you met him, with the doctor beside him. and you thought you were the one making him so joyful. you can't help but pity him because he didn't realise yet, that he is profoundly and utterly in love with that man.

of course this, you two, felt wrong and hollow, you aren't the one that fits him like a puzzle piece, the one who matches him and his needs.

you would never be who he wants.

#aventurine #honkai star rail #hsr #aventio #raturine #ratiorine #dr ratio #aventurine x dr ratio #fluff #jk #joke #aventurine x reader #gn!reader #drabble

[forgetmic]

sometimes you just gotta become a queer necromancer to fight the establishment and that's okay

#mdzs #yiling laozu #wwx #wei ying #wei wuxian #joke

[hekkoto]

Washing machine short comic

true story, if I dont have energy to take out clothes from washing machine after laundry or I fall asleep and too much time pass Im turning it on for another 15 minutes ;p I decided to put creepypasta characters in my short comics more often as I always enjoyed it :> Also I love Jeff in this outfit <3 I definetely need to draw him dressed like that more often ^^ wanna support my evil dark empire? Im accepting souls on Patreon and Ko-fi! -> Hekkoto Huge thanks to all of my Patrons and people who donate <3

#comic #comics #webcomic #fancomic #jeffthekiller #creepy #creepypasta #fun #funny #sillycomic #silly #shortcomic #horror #art #artwork #joke #drawing #meme #memes #horrorart #darkart #creepypastaart #fanart #dark #spooky #halloween #funnyart #horrorartist #edgy #edgyart

[charliepunningstar]

I handed Dad a banjo once, he took one look at it and said, "nah I don't fiddle with those."

Gee, I guess this is a real dad joke. -🌈

#charlie #dad jokes #charlie hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel charlie #terrible jokes #terrible puns #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie morningstar #pun #morningstar #bad puns #puns #joke #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin #fiddle #golden fiddle

[anfeycare]

i saw that meme and immediately thought "this could be them"

#“already done but my take is my take” kind of thing #ksjksksjkskskjssks ˃▿˂ #meme #silly #sillyposting #funny #joke #edit #dead plate #dead plate fandom #fandom #vincent dead plate #rody dead plate

[jokingluna]

I prepared this joke yesterday afternoon, but apparently forgot to load it up to Tumblr. Oops. Source: @badjokesbyjeff

#princess luna #princess celestia #Applejack #cows #joke #You heard me