Shaking. An anon said they don’t like me
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I prepared this joke yesterday afternoon, but apparently forgot to load it up to Tumblr. Oops.
Source: @badjokesbyjeff
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Aventurine x gn!reader
warnings: none
word count: under 300
a/n: not beta read, why is a hazbin hotel song such a jam?
description: he leaves you for a man
you two were happy. or at least that's what you thought. your boyfriend on the other hand started forcing his smiles, behaving indifferently and disinterested in anything relating to spending time with you. when you sit down and express your concerns and your wishes to fix it.. well... you don't get good news.
“look I don't... I am unsure of what it is. we are good, I.. just... there's something.. I am missing something, us, it, just-“ you feel worried, he doesn't even say he is happy with you. why is this happening? what changed? you stay silent trying to hear him out.
“... it feels empty, something isn't there, I- this just doesn't feel right” those words come out much harsher to your ears than how he said them.
one thing leads to another and you two break up in a calm way with a clean cut.
truly not even 24 hours pass, you see him in a bar chatting along with Ratio, and dear gods it is obvious. the way he is smiling, laughing, being genuine, and seems like he is enjoying himself.
that is how you met him, with the doctor beside him. and you thought you were the one making him so joyful. you can't help but pity him because he didn't realise yet, that he is profoundly and utterly in love with that man.
of course this, you too, felt wrong and hollow, you aren't the one that fits him like a puzzle piece, the one who matches him and his needs.
you would never be who he wants.
// part 2 an anon asked for (it's like 100 words)
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Pigs in a Blanket Day 🐷🌭👨🍳 #shorts #pigsinablanket #hotdog #sausage #memes #funny #comedy #lol #hacks #food #relatable #meme #joke #roll #pastry #appetizer #unitedstates #recipes #ingredients #culinary #chef #socialmedia
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sometimes you just gotta become a queer necromancer to fight the establishment and that's okay
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Washing machine short comic
true story, if I dont have energy to take out clothes from washing machine after laundry or I fall asleep and too much time pass Im turning it on for another 15 minutes ;p
I decided to put creepypasta characters in my short comics more often as I always enjoyed it :> Also I love Jeff in this outfit <3 I definetely need to draw him dressed like that more often ^^
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Huge thanks to all of my Patrons and people who donate <3
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TW // teen pregnancy
I've been feeling sick for days so I did a pregnancy test yesterday and it came out positive. I don't know how to feel. I'm shocked and completely terrified. my mom is gonna k!ll me, but the father is mr puzzles so it's all worth it <3 /THIS IS A JOKE-
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