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#THIS IS A JOKE
aropride · 11 hours
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new discourse: a relationship between someone who can drive and someone who can’t drive is inherently predatory due to the systemic power imbalance
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euphoriasshow · 3 days
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Still cant believe that they just announced the possibility of a fortnite collab in the new newsletter
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totallyfine69 · 2 days
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I wonder if their menstrual cycles have synced ❤️😉🤣
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roger-d0dger · 3 days
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It’s 4/20 pass the evil blunt bro plz
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“Do you ever think the wind is trying to tell us something and we don’t know how to hear it anymore?”
“I just want you to stop saying odd sh*t”
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bonesbuckleup · 1 day
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Working a corporate job in the American Midwest is just people saying “sounds good!” on slack twenty times a day when in reality it sounds bad, actually.
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not12001ants · 1 day
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Youtubers are really either dying a hero or living long enough to become the villain
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Not Yaz revealing Brooklynns whole fate in jwct:
She jinxed her lmao
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jessi4branchifer · 2 days
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Christian Families Watching TBT Be Like-
John Dory: says God's name in vain a BAZILLION TIMES (no it was like twice lol)
Christians: 😱WUT KINDA CRAP WE WATCHIN'?!!
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Spruce: singing 🎵On The Floor, Let's Do This, No More Talkin'🎵
Christians: 😱WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS PG!!!
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Branch And Poppy: hold hands
Christians: 😱DUDE THEY'VE ONLY BEEN DATING FOR LIKE ONE MONTH SLOW DOWN-
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Bridget: singing 🎵As Good As Hellllll...🎵
Christians: 😱OH NO THEY DIDN'T- they just said the H-word😲
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Bruce: This is Brandy, my wife and business partner. She is my soulmate. My very tall soulmate.
Christians: NO THATS JESUS-
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Bridget: Ooo, so hot!
Christians: 😱THEY SAID THE OTHER H-WORD
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Branch: Oof, I love how you say HVAC
Christians: 🤨WAIT- WUT...HUH?..WHAT HE HINTIN' AT HERE I DON'T- he likes bad girls maybe?!... 😱
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Branch: ...so we don't get our cupcakes sliced in two
Christians: ....😐I can't with this movie anymore.😑
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Branch and Poppy: kiss
Christians: 😱WHOA HOLD UP THEY'RE ONLY TWENTY THEIR BRAINS HAVEN'T EVEN FULLY DEVELOPED YET THEY CAN'T KISS PEOPLE-
guys this is a joke and a joke only- me and my family's Christian and we don't do this lol, I just thought it was funny -@jessi4branchifer
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ryuki-draws · 2 days
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Thinking of making a small amount of local trains stickers for TFN and when you come to our table with the secret phrase "I like trains" you'll get one for free with your purchase
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zeighost · 12 hours
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I'm moving on from desertduo but that's only because they broke me few too many times
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flemflop · 1 day
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Man… if only I could have a boyfriend who is 7’, mentally deranged, toxic, manipulative, femboy aesthetic, loves being a lil clown, and is obsessed with me to the point he commits murder. The dream.
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"Dr Jekyll is evil and pretending to be good." My friend and I, who are intellectuals: wrong, he is actually an idiot pretending to be normal.
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asterrioxs · 3 days
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she is dying inside.
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what have you done
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antiqueophelia95 · 1 day
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So I’m watching Fallout (finally) and omg, Todd Howard must have daddy issues
Fallout 3, you’re chasing your father, and I think he was a bad guy (not sure tho, never played it)
Fallout 4, Sean became the Father of the Institute after giving them “untainted” genetic material for their gem 3 synths, and is a real bad guy. Like the boogyman of the Commonwealth.
And then the TV show, Lucy is looking for her dad, and he’s being set up as a bad guy.
Like, Todd, did he leave for some milk?
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girlblog404 · 5 months
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how am i supposed to listen to hardcore rap and lana del rey?
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waozua · 22 days
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can they be normal
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