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goobersplat · 1 day

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Vintage My Melody Plush with Detachable Red Hood

Guys…GUYS!?

#png #transparent #kidcore #nostalgia #nostalgiacore #toycore #toywave #toys #vintage #my melody #sanrio #red #bunny #cursed #funny #kawaii #Japan

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ball-husband · 2 days

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#robert smith #cursed #sunny lane #paper towns #wealth #positive #david tennant #furry #beyonce #revolutionary girl utena #acotar #kawasaki #caged foot slave #darkcore

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thedenofravenpuff · 2 days

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This been stuck in my head for far too long, now I finally bestow upon ya'll the exact same curse.

Juicy Solarmoon for your mpreg solarmoon needs!

Do enjoy, ya'll

Do enjoy

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spacebubblehomebase · 1 day

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Helllo i Love your art more than i love donuts and thats ALLOT.but my boy lucifer can have babys,like i dont even know how that works!make it make sense! I just wanna say thank you again for curing are boredom👍🏻

You are SO right that is high praise indeed! I'm honored! =D So here. Have a donut! 🍩🍩🍩 As for Luci, let us turn to the world's favorite 700k+ words old man fanfiction that is The Bible (tm) as according to their lore, it's been canonically stated that angels are genderless for they are beings made of the Pure Holy Spirit and- Holy SHIT! What do you know??? Our dear depressed duck dad was an angel himself and in some depictions Lilith is infertile as was her punishment for her freedom! The more you know! -Bubbly💙

(LMAO. My guy's been traumatized. Once is enough XD)

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course-these-remain-bad · 1 day

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#massage #alexis texas #killugon #robert smith #cursed #sunny lane #paper towns #wealth #positive #david tennant #furry #looking for alaska #breast expansion #jiang cheng

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reason-point · 3 days

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#designer #myspace #massage #killugon #robert smith #cursed #sunny lane #paper towns #positive #david tennant #furry #beyonce

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calibrationneeded · 3 days

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My art for the @destiel-shit-post-mini-bang

Fic by @friki-likes

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#supernatural #spn #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #destiel shitpost mini bang 2024 #cursed #yes Dean is a liver cell #art #fanart #my art #supernatural mini bang

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bootleg-nessie · 1 day

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List of Extremely Cursed Knowledge

Having autism and ADHD is a blessing and a curse because on one hand, I’m basically a walking encyclopedia of random facts and information. On the other hand, a fair amount of that information is so fucked up that it’s not socially acceptable to share it with anyone. So naturally, I took every fucked up fact, every bit of twisted trivia, every bit of cursed knowledge that I could come up with off the top of my head and compiled it into one big list to post on the internet. Some of this information may permanently ruin your (you, the reader) perception of certain things. None of this information should have ever seen the light of day, and a fair amount of it was never, ever meant to be known by humans.

You cannot unlearn anything on this list. This is your chance to scroll past.

You have been warned.

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According to FDA standards, a jar of peanut butter is allowed to have up to seven (7) rat hairs before it’s considered unfit for human consumption. If it has 7 or less rat hairs it will still be sold in stores.

If I just ruined peanut butter for you, don’t google the FDA regulations on any other foods you enjoy.

Human teeth have 36 calories each.

The average human body has roughly 125,000 calories. This is actually relatively low, which makes cannibalism in humans generally unsustainable.

Human meat tastes like pork.

Penguins have been observed practicing necrophilia.

Dolphin vaginas secrete a substance that acts like an aphrodisiac on steroids. When scientists swabbed some of it on a chimpanzee’s penis, it masturbated so furiously that it had a heart attack and died.

Dolphins have been known to intentionally commit suicide if kept in poor conditions.

Scientists that work with cockroaches often become allergic due to exposure. Simultaneously, they also develop an allergy to chocolate and pre-ground coffee. Make of that what you will.

Dolphins have been observed masturbating using decapitated fish heads.

Dolphins have been observed getting high on pufferfish venom recreationally, sometimes even passing a pufferfish around like a joint.

There’s a LOT of rape across the entire animal kingdom. Like, a LOT. It’s especially prevalent in dolphins, otters, ducks, penguins, and primates, to name a few.

On a related note, female ducks have corkscrew shaped vaginas. Male ducks also have corkscrew shaped penises that measure in at a whopping eighteen inches.

The barnacle has the largest penis to body size ratio in the animal kingdom, with its penis being up to eight times as long as its body.

Chimpanzees have been observed using frogs as a fleshlight.

A disembodied human head weighs about 10-12 lbs and is balanced in such a way that requires you to use both hands to pick up.

Pigs will eat every single part of a corpse - including bones. In 2012 a farmer in Oregon was eaten by his pigs after having a heart attack and falling in their enclosure. This also makes pig pens a prime spot for dumping bodies.

A body will decompose faster if you fill the rectal cavity with yogurt before burying it

When burying a body, make sure to bury it in a heavily wooded area. If vegetation is too sparse and/or the body isn’t buried deep enough, it will be easily noticeable after a few months because plants will grow in much thicker directly above where the body was buried.

You cannot bury a body in sand, as sand is too porous. The smell will seep through and give away the location

The entire universe could theoretically exist as a false vacuum and collapse into nothingness at any moment without warning.

Any alien civilization advanced enough to detect life on earth is also probably advanced enough to destroy our entire planet almost immediately. At the peak of interstellar technology, the only limiting factor is the speed of light. If they decided to attack, we probably wouldn’t even know it was coming until the entire surface of the planet was already vaporized.

It takes three and a half rotations to fully detach a human head from its body.

Recently deceased bodies can experience rigor erectus, which translates to “death boner.” This is especially common in victims of hanging, as it’s primarily caused by trauma to the cerebellum or spinal cord.

There is an extremely real chance that you have unknowingly purchased a product that was made by modern day slaves at least once in your life. Coffee, cotton, fish, clothes, shoes, and technology are among the most vulnerable industries.

A decapitated head remains conscious for several seconds after separated from the body.

The entire koala population across Australia is currently undergoing a major chlamydia epidemic. It’s actually been extremely devastating for them and they’re currently facing the threat of extinction because of it.

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sailorsenshishitposter · 3 days

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Malevolent Kitchen

#jjk leaks #jjk memes #jjk spoilers #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #shitpost #cursed #malevolent kitchen #sukuna #jjk sukuna #jin itadori #twins #cannibalism mention #jjk 257

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dungeons-and-dictions · 20 hours

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Charlie, are you okay? Vaggie? Angel? Alastor?

What in the Chinese-ripoff-sweatshop-product world happened to you four??

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #temu is the worst #poor unfortunate souls #cursed #stop looking at me #soulless eyes #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #Hazbin angel #hazbin alastor #charlie #charlie morningstar #vaggie #alastor #angel dust #blink twice if you need help #actually don’t blink please

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radiobapple · 13 hours

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uh oh

#hazbin hotel #vivziepop #alastor #radioapple #cursed #cursed cat alastor #shitposts #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #appleradio

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instantfoxdonut · 3 days

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their thoughts r similar-

#artwork #my art #instantfoxdonut #memes #lol #ena #joel g #hourglass dog #oof #vivziepop #cursed #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel #alastor

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catwinterberry · 7 hours

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Cursed Cat Alastor ／(=✪ x ✪=)＼

This one was fun

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horseimagebarn · 8 months

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horse pulling a very odd looking carriage in fact it appears to be a car upon a wheeled platform and even more surprisingly there seems to be a man in there this is a truly puzzling image

#horse #horses #horse pics #horseposting #horseblr #reaction pics #reaction image #reaction images #cursed #singular horse #outdoors #neighhhh

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maaddss · 6 months

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(edit: why did this get like 300 notes- this isn’t my art it’s just a random thing i saw someone post on discord 😭)

#meme #shitpost #memes #best memes #funny memes #adventure time #cursed

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calibrationneeded · 2 days

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My art for the @destiel-shit-post-mini-bang

Fic by @tea-or-die

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#supernatural #spn #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #art #fanart #my art #destiel shitpost mini bang 2024 #cursed #period #cw periods

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