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curlyhairedingenue · 6 minutes ago
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If Turkey perished from the face of Earth the whole world would evolve 100 years forward tbh... Categorizing menstrual products under the “cosmetics” label and stopping their sale because “they are not basic necessities” is inhumane to say the least.
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maeo-png · 8 minutes ago
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philza minecraft
the man who brought true meaning to the phrase “i brought you into this world i can take you out of it”
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fuchsialilypads · 11 minutes ago
Cheese mutual
i didnt even fucking. realize i just baited myself by reblogging something that said cheese mutual.....u got me there.
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dsu2014 · 27 minutes ago
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we literally have made those like mitski gf elliott smith bf etc jokes 4x maybe like he wants to kiss me soo bad i know it
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time-warsnapshots · 34 minutes ago
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My work here is done, I must return to my true people; those who understand the Rockford Files and Columbo are the zenith point for human creativity. 
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lostontheisland · 37 minutes ago
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What are your thoughts on water?
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incorrectstreamerquotes · 39 minutes ago
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Truth or dare
Raboo: truth or dare
Tubbo: Truth
Ranboo: I dare you to come over and give me a kiss right now
Tubbo: all right If you insist
[Tommy flipping the table]: HE DIDN'T EVEN PICK DARE
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vndooms · 40 minutes ago
Wtf is family baiting
oh i just made that up djdvdkjff i was referring to how they (admittedly!!!!) had rey & kylo play off as siblings/cousins and got me invested before deciding "actually that's romance" even as they continued to parallel them to luke & leia to the literal end. so i jokingly called it familybait, but that's not a real thing.
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wonderfully-wolfstar · 41 minutes ago
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Remus: If I am gay and I hate myself with a burning passion, does that make me homophobic?
Peter: if it does, I am very homophobic
Sirius *nods sagely*
James: what is wrong with you lot?
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dreamsbff · 41 minutes ago
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not to be that bitch but can someone unfollow me so i can get a screenshot of my follow count then refollow 💀💀
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funooo · 48 minutes ago
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Because its not just a stone, it's ein Stein
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vespiiqueen · 58 minutes ago
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hm. tummy go burbbrmrmrbrnnnhhr. strange 🤔
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an-unseemly-gentleman · an hour ago
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If Miranda had just done some networking in the 70's and talked to Alaxander about cloning dead people and making children she could have gotten her daughter back pretty snappy
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buildabrandworkshop · an hour ago
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who needs to get high when you have autism
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themslash · an hour ago
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diagnose me
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