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incorrect-sk-universe · 1 year

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Bug: I love this whole 'good cop/bad cop' thing you two have going

Commander Up: It's not really a thing. It's more like I'm nice and Taz is not

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not-rab · 7 months

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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

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daddiesdrarryy · 5 months

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James: Okay, you guys, there’s Reg. Watch. Just watch this

Regulus: *walking past*

James: See? Still pretending he’s not interested. Oh! He’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is!

Regulus: Hey guys!

Remus: Hey Regulus!

Peter: Hello!

James: …

Sirius: Hey, Reggie. You know Prongs, my best friend? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?

James: Thanks, Pads

Regulus: Well, of course

Sirius: Do you want to go out on a date with him? You got my blessing!

James: Sirius!

Regulus: Sure. Is Sunday okay?

Sirius: Sunday’s perfect. He can’t wait

Regulus: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly, right?

Sirius: Yeah

Regulus: All right, see you Sunday, Potter *leaves*

James: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me

James, giggling: I have a date with Reggie!

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theheartofthestar · 2 months

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Sirius, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?

Remus: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

Sirius: Play along!

Remus: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married

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redadidassneakers · 2 months

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Saw something where someone said do you think Regulus died at night so the sun didn’t have to watch? WHAT. THE. FUCK??

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mischief-marauders · 2 months

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Regulus (walking up to Remus at the bar): Why if it isn’t Sirius’ little gay werewolf. Where’s my brother? Don’t you homosexuals always travel in pairs?

James (walking up to Regulus without noticing Remus): Hey babe, sorry they didn’t have sugar free strawberries for your margarita

Remus (bursts out laughing): Well look how cute you two are. The brown stallion and my little pony.

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liv45no · 3 months

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Dorcas: I’m passing the phone to someone who’s addicted to dragon soup.

Marlene: I’m passing the phone to a ginger.

Lily:

Lily: I am passing the phone to someone who’s mean to everyone.

Regulus: first of all, that was a lie, second of all, I’m passing the phone to the person with the hugest glasses you have ever seen in your whole life ever.

James: I’m passing the phone to someone who’s really annoying in the morning because they have so much energy.

Mary: hello! I am passing the phone to the biggest undercover party animal!!

Remus: ...I am passing the phone to the person who’s mostly to go home early from a party because it’s past his bedtime.

Sirius:

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number1abbasupporter · 3 months

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Sirius: come on reggie im just trying to help you find a girlfriend

Regulus: i don’t need your help

Sirius: come on reggie!!

Regulus: i’m gay sirius!

Sirius:

Sirius: okay well we can just get you a boyfriend

Regulus: i’m not interested

Sirius: i know a few boys who would interest you

Regulus: bloody hell!

Regulus: *leans over to kiss james*

Regulus: i’m perfectly fine

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: are you fucking kidding me?!

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moondustinfj · 4 months

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Sirius *looking into the bathroom mirror* : Hey Moony...I know it's unexpected that I'm here. But I wanted to tell you something...You're my boo...You're my boo and I'm- and I'm...I've been missing you...I've been missing you oh so long-

James *appearing behind Sirius* : You know what's weird?

Sirius: *high pitched scream*

James: I don't find this weird anymore

Sirius: What's your problem James?? How much of that did you hear?? How long have you been standing there??

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: I'm in love man...I'm in love with Remu-

James: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT EXCEPT YOU DUMBASS

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or-we-could-take-a-walk-together · 11 months

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Sirius: I know you snuck out last night to see my brother James!

James’ subconscious: play dumb!

James: who’s James?

Subconscious: not that dumb!

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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year

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[Bellatrix's first ride on the Hogwarts Express] Bellatrix, leaning out the window: Bye Reg! Bye Cissy! Bye Andy! Bye Reg! Bye Siri- Sirius: You said bye to Reg twice. Bellatrix: I like Regulus best.

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not-rab · 7 days

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Regulus: Hello?

James: It’s James!

Regulus: What’d he do this time?

James: No love, it’s me, James

Regulus: Oh

Regulus: What’d you do this time?

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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months

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Remus: So you and Pads’s brother are just sleeping together now?

James: Yeah, and I’m not great at casual relationships. I don’t want to scare Reggie off

Remus: Then just give him some space, all right? Don’t Floo, don't write him letters, don’t call

James: That’s crazy, Moony. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of him?

Remus: …

Remus: When do you see him next?

James: We’re having dinner tonight

Remus: Okay, put a rubber band around your wrist, and any time you start planning your wedding or naming your children, I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork

James: What’s the rubber band for?

Remus: To slow the bleeding

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james-potters-dps-dvd · 1 month

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Peter: When manga characters literally say "❤" out loud, I wish I could do that.

James: You can! Just put a little love in your voice! Smile even when you're talking on the phone! People will hear it and know!

Sirius: Moan.

Remus: The duality of man.

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that-bitch-kat3 · 8 months

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i’ve been closer to death than to a stable relationship

-regulus black probably

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redadidassneakers · 4 months

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James: *glaring at Regulus for being mean to Sirius*

Regulus: don’t look at me like that

James: *grins and bites bottom lip*

Regulus: don’t look at me like that either

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