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silence-between-seconds · 1 year

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Sirius black as a lawyer

Sirius: Dear mothers and fuckers of the jury......we are gathered here today,to cancel a bitch

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Sirius: do you swear to spill the tea, the whole tea,and nothing but the tea?

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Sirius: uhh your DNA was literally on the murder weapon but go off I guess

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Sirius: objection your honor

Judge: what is it?

Sirius: *blows kiss*

Judge: *blushes* overruled

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spikybanana · 2 years

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Regulus: live and let live

Sirius: love and let love

Andromeda: ship and let ship xx

Bellatrix: kill and let kill.

Andromeda: WTF BELLA!!????

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fictional-people-better · 2 years

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Ok so weird thing I thought of but I need to put it somewhere so let's go.

Au of hunger games and Marauders crossover.

So here it is. It this world the pureblood families internationally do a competition that one girl and one boy (both purebloods) per places compete. So one for Britian, one for America etc. There are 12 in total so 24 people just like in the hunger games. It is during the year at winter break and you can compete from 1st year to 7th year.

Since families want the honour and stuff they would volunteer. But like the triwizard tournament the person who gets picked is the most powerful person.

Now imagine this, Sirius Black coming home first time since his sorting and his mother being the abusive B- she is volunteers him. No one thinks anything of it as most children volunteer.

But no one has ever been picked unless they were 6 or 7 year (because most powerful wizard). Then sirius black, a first year, a grifodoor gets picked.

Everyone is shocked. This means that this 1st year is the most powerful male pureblood up till 7th year in Britian. This kid could beat the 6 and 7 year that entered.

Sirius wants to get out but can't so goes.

And WINS!!!!

Youngest person to ever get chosen by 5 years

Youngest person to WIN in 6.

He wins through courage, but also a plan. He was cunning, courageous, intelligent, and simply a black. Using people for the advantage. He gets the upmost respect from everyone who knows.

Then he returns back to school

Traumisted of course

But all the purebloods backed off (not snape) and seem to have a large amount of respect for him

Nobody finds out until the 6 years later. Now a 7th year the ministry tells the everyone about the hunger games. Imainge thier suprise when little sirius who hates dark magic, slacks off, never pays attention. Is declared the youngest winner.

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not-rab · 7 months

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Sirius: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Regulus: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.

Sirius: What- no!

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guhmshuda · 3 months

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Walburga: You’re not good enough for my son

Remus: you’re not good enough for your son.

Walburga: …

Remus:

Walburga: …

Remus: I did not stutter.

*meanwhile*

Walburga: you are not good enough for my son.

James: *pulls out his guitar*

James: *breaks into RUDE by MAGIC!*

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diamondri · 22 days

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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

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incorrectbatfam · 29 days

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Black Mask: Any last words?

Jason: I miss Macaulay Culkin.

Dick: Tell Oracle I love her.

Jason: Sure, make me look like an asshole.

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headcanonthings · 6 months

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Bruce: So this is my first son, Dick and then we have my second Jason. Then we have Cass, Tim, and Duke. Then we have my youngest Damian. The Justice League: Bruce: Then we have the Steph and Barbara who aren't my kids but really are. The Justice League: Oh come on! Bruce: Then there's Harley, Jean-Paul, Helena and - The Justice League: OH COME ON !!!

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Natasha: I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child.

Y/N: You better watch who you’re calling a child, Natasha. Because if I’m a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months

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[James Sirius has been kidnapped by Death Eaters] Scorpius: If your brother gets hurt and you don't get his back now, it's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life. Albus: You're right. If James gets killed by Death Eaters, my grandparents' mantel is gonna become like a permanent shrine to him. Scorpius: No, that's not what I meant. Albus: Oh, the thought of it makes me want to puke. Scorpius: You've learned the wrong lesson. Albus: Come on, let's go help the bastard. Scorpius: Don't love how we got here, but we're going where I want.

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apoetsworld · 5 months

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Walburga: You imbecile, go to your room now!

Sirius: Keep yelling at me like that and I'll make sure our family line ends with me.

Walburga: Was that a threat?

Sirius *fully knowing its already going to end with his brother and his own gay ass*: Girl, did it sound like a compliment???

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spikybanana · 2 years

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Regulus: lol remember when you used to think I'm a competent functional human being?

Regulus: good times.

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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months

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Regulus: James is going to take me to miniature golf tonight

Sirius: Oh! Well, I guess for you, that’s like regular golf

Regulus: Short jokes? Really, Sirius? You’re, like, a quarter of an inch taller than me

Sirius: Yeah, and don’t you forget it

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not-rab · 8 months

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Sirius, after finding out about Dorlene and Jegulus: WHAT THE FUCK! HOW MANY OF YOU FUCKERS HAVE SECRET RELATIONSHIPS?

Regulus: Well you’re in a relationship with Remus, and he really should’ve kept that a secret.

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hunterbunter3000 · 1 year

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Price, answering his phone: Hello?

141Sweetheart: Hey Cap! Just wanted to call and tell you that Ghost made it to the med bay.

141Sweetheart looking at Ghost:

Ghost, eyes closed and not moving:

141Sweetheart, crying: HE'S D E A D

Ghost: I WAS JUST RESTING MY EYES

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jameskinniesrise · 14 days

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reason's why conan gray is sirius black's reincarnation

family line

his curls (in modern au's he's my fan cast)

family line

also found heaven is very sirius coded

family line

"ch- cherry hair, so super bowie" SIRIUS BLACK HELLO

also did i mention family line?

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