#incorrect starship

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Up: So, Taz is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why, you ask? Because I've caught her five times now trying to train the raccoons to fight.

Taz: You'll be thanking me one day when the third raccoon battalion saves your life

#starkid #incorrect starkid quotes #incorrect starkid #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes starkid #team starkid #starship #incorrect starship #starkid starship #up #commander up #joe walker #joseph walker #taz #lauren lopez #raccoon #source: tumblr #source: @incorrect-dnd-classes

[trek-tracks]

Sulu: Did you know that Dr. McCoy won the tournament for the being who complains the most while travelling through space?

Scotty: Really?

Sulu: Yeah, he's captain of the Starship Venter Prize.

#star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #star trek aos #bones mccoy #hikaru sulu #montgomery scott #incorrect trek #incorrect star trek #starship enterprise #starship venter prize #puns #bad puns with no purpose #please enjoy this meticulously crafted wordplay

[themistymountainscold]

anakin: have you ever considered it?

padme: considered what?

anakin: having baby geniuses one day.

#they had one thats for sure #the other likes toy starships #star wars #anakin skywalker #padme amidala #anidala #anakin x padme #sw #incorrect quotes

[release-the-mccracken]

William: I want to hear those three little words. Gabe: I love you. William: That's very sweet, but try again. Gabe: Fiiine. I will behave.

#gabilliam #incorrect quotes #incorrect bandom quotes #william beckett #tai #the academy is... #cobra starship #midtown #gabe saporta #decaydance #bandom

[incorrectlovestruck]

Jaxon: I saw my life flash before my eyes! Jaxon: It was very gay and full of questionable decisions… Huh…

#lovestruck #lovestruck voltage #starship promise #jaxon silva #incorrect quotes #my posts

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Oobleck: Good morning, girls, I know this is earlier than expected, but it is time for us to move out! You have five minutes!

Yang (in a sleeping bag): Of course, sir.

Oobleck: Where is Ms. Belladonna?

Blake (poking head out of Yang's sleeping bag): Um... here, sir.

Oobleck: ...fine, make it ten minutes.

(Source: Starship Troopers)

#submission #rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #source: starship troopers

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Jonny: What's the deal with Nastya?

Brian: She and Aurora had a fight and aren't speaking with each other.

Jonny: But she's still hugging the damm ship.

Brian: They like confort when they fight.

#incorrect quotes #the mechanisms #starship aurora #nastya rasputina #jonny d'ville #drumbot brian

[garfieldonamonday]

Bug: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Roach: Alright, what's 30x17?

Bug: 47

Roach: That's not even close.

Bug: But it was fast.

#starkid starship #starkid incorrect quotes #starkid

[shiba-chuu]

Wonyoung: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

#starship I swear to god #DO YOUR JOB #kpop incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #izone incorrect quotes #ive kpop #ive incorrect quotes #ive wonyoung #izone wonyoung #jang wonyoung

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Roxy: ppl say be careful with edibles as if i wouldn't buy them specifically to get sent to another galaxy on the Starship Flavortown

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #roxy lalonde #mod terezi #i got this from my friend bea and imma start using Starship Flavortown in regular conversation now

[nierthesheepdestroyer]

McNamara: Soldiers, I want every single one of you to get back to your dormitories right now and take a bubble bath! We deserve bubbles on our skin.

#john macnamara #McNamara #hatchetfield incorrect quotes #starkid starship #jeff blim #hatchetfield #starkid #peip

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Bug: I love this whole 'good cop/bad cop' thing you two have going

Commander Up: It's not really a thing. It's more like I'm nice and Taz is not

#starkid #incorrect quotes starkid #incorrect quotes #incorrect starkid quotes #incorrect starkid #team starkid #starship #incorrect starship #bug #joey richter #commander up #up #joe walker #joseph walker #taz #lauren lopez #good cop bad cop #source: tumblr #source: @incorrect-marauders

[imgonnagetkilledbynutstink]

Josh: *on the phone with Danny* ill come down as soon as im done playing cards with Jake

Jake: if i win, i get to pick the opening song at our next gig

Josh: the odds are looking good for hin though because i am cheating A. LOT.

#creds: the strange case of starship iris #greta van fleet #gvf #josh kiszka #josh gvf #jake kiszka #jake gvf #danny wagner #danny gvf #sam kiszka #sam gvf #incorrect greta van fleet quotes #incorrect greta van fleet text

[incorrect-back-to-the-80s]

Laura: Everyone, there's something we need to tell you!

Debbie: IT'S MICHAEL. HE'S A DICK!

#back to the 80s #btt80s #btt80s incorrect quotes #laura wilde #debbie fox #source: starship

[release-the-mccracken]

William: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together. Gabe: Awww. If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

#gabilliam #incorrect quotes #incorrect bandom quotes #tai #the academy is... #cobra starship #midtown #gabe saporta #william beckett #bandom #rpf #bandom rpf

[incorrectlovestruck]

Antares: Our relationship is strictly professional. SP MC, sitting on his lap: Absolutely, only business.

#lovestruck #lovestruck voltage #starship promise #antares fairchild #human sp mc #incorrect quotes #my posts