#redoing incorrect quotes

[liv45no]

Dorcas: I’m passing the phone to someone who’s addicted to dragon soup.

Marlene: I’m passing the phone to a ginger.

Lily:

Lily: I am passing the phone to someone who’s mean to everyone.

Regulus: first of all, that was a lie, second of all, I’m passing the phone to the person with the hugest glasses you have ever seen in your whole life ever.

James: I’m passing the phone to someone who’s really annoying in the morning because they have so much energy.

Mary: hello! I am passing the phone to the biggest undercover party animal!!

Remus: ...I am passing the phone to the person who’s mostly to go home early from a party because it’s past his bedtime.

Sirius:

#redoing incorrect quotes #the marauders era #the valkyries #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #regulus black #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #mary macdonald #wolfstar #jegulus #jilly #dorlene #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #source: heartstopper

[honestlydarkprincess]

buck: what if i could read minds

eddie: what if i just kissed you right now

buck: wait what?

eddie: oh shit can you read minds??

buck: eddie you said that out loud

#enjoy this random thought i had while making dinner #that i had to REDO cause my post DISAPPEARED #anyway i made myself laugh and that's what counts #buddie #buddie crack #incorrect buddie quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #evan buck buckley #evan buckley #eddie diaz #jess watches 911 #911 spoilers #barely cause it was last weeks ep but still #911 #911 fox #911 crack

[waterfire1848]

Katara: Mai and Zuko are very angry at us. Toph: Why? Aang: Izumi didn’t know she was adopted and Katara told her. [ Katara hits him. ] Toph: She had to find out at some point. Aang: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told Lin and Suyin they were accidents? Lin: What? [ Lin and Suyin had been sitting in the other room. Toph glares at Aang. ] Aang to Katara: We have to get out of here.

#incorrect quotes #source: friends #katara #mai #zuko #maiko #toph beifong #lin beifong #suyin beifong #I already did this quote but I'm redoing it #changed just a tiny bit #Kataang

[ssasergio]

"What is love?"

JJ: An emotional mindfield.

Spencer: A neurochemical reaction.

Emily, at the top of her lungs: BABY DON'T HURT ME!

(phot creds: e.prentiss.cm on Instagram!)

#I had to redo it with the photo 💀 #incorrect criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect #incorrect criminal minds quotes #criminal minds gone wrong #jennifer jareau #spencer reid #emily prentiss #ssasergio

[incorrectneverland]

Hook: I'm mentally unstable and you're watching Disney channel. *Scrapes Hook across the screen*

@tragicbeauty1991

#redoing an old post #peter pan #incorrect peter pan #incorrect quotes #captain hook #disney

[incorrectplanet]

krystian: i sort of… did something, and i need someone to listen with no criticism or judgement.

shuaibo: …and you came to me?

#bombastic side eye #👀 #criminal side eye #👀👀 #seriously though he’s so funny #*bp contestants fighting for their lives while shuaibo redoes his makeup* #vote krystian and shuaibo everyone!!! #boys planet #incorrect boys planet #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #mnet boys planet #incorrect kpop #zhang shuaibo #krystian wang #back door g team

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Edward: *working at a coffe shop at the weekends to get some extra money for terrorism* How do you want your coffe, sir?

Alfred: Black, please.

Battison: *failing at being suave* I'm more of a hot chocolate guy myself.

Edward: Hot chocolate?

Battinson: Yeah : )

Edward: What are you??! FUCKING NINE YEARS OLD???! *ads Bruce Wayne to his kill list*

#the batman incorrect quotes #i thought of a lot of alternatives for thins post #including Gotham Oz and Eddie #and I'll redo it with Cecil and Steve Carlsberg #original quote: i don't take sugar in my coffe the narcisist cockbook #the batman #batinson #battinson #bruce wayne #edward nasthon

[eemoo1o-animoo]

(Mey-Rin and Bard are sitting at the kitchen table; Sebastian enters)

Sebastian: What’s that book you’re reading, Bard?

Baldroy: ‘The ABC of Sex’.

Sebastian: Well, surely could keep stuff like this for when you’re on your break.

Baldroy: Aye, I know, right? The A, B, and C. Three whole positions. The more ya know, huh?

Sebastian: (sighs)

Mey-Rin: Finny’s starting to ask about sex, yes he is. Me and Bard just wanna be prepared.

Grelle: (entering) What are we talking about?

Sebastian: (turns back to preparing the food, behind them) Bard’s reading pornography.

Grelle: Ooh, let’s see, then!

Baldroy: Am not!

Sebastian: Are too.

Baldroy: Am not!

Mey-Rin: Stop it! We’re learning about sex so that we can tell Finny what’s what, yes we are.

Grelle: Oh, don’t worry about THAT. I can tell him all he needs to know.

Baldroy: Ah, thanks, Miss Grelle. We really appreciate it, don’t we, Mey?

Sebastian: I don’t understand why the two of you require a book to discuss such things - back in my day, we didn’t have a book. Well, apart from the Karma Sutra, maybe.

Grelle: Me neither.

Baldroy: Well, it’s all changed since your two’s day, I’ll tell ya that for nothin’. Why, I remember when me ’n’ my missus back in America-

Grelle: Yes, yes. Long lost families, and all that dribble. But, surely, nothing’s changed THAT much.

Sebastian: I can assure you, some of the men of today will still take you out and expect you to perform fellatio. No man worth his salt, mind you, but-

Grelle: ...Fellatio? Really, me? Sing opera?

(...)

Grelle: He’d have better chance at asking for a blowjob.

#source: mrs browns boys #long ass quote #i’m sorry #heavily edited quote #black butler #kuroshitsuji #sebastian michaelis #grelle sutcliff #as I neared the end I was like ‘this should have been the reapers not the servants’ #might redo it #grell sutcliff #bard #baldroy #mey rin #finnian #finny #original post #black butler incorrect quotes #kuroshitsuji incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #suggestive

[shadowsageingempress]

Glenn: Okay, maybe playing ‘Whose Family Is The Most Dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea I’ve had. Sephiroth has been crying in the woods for an hour, and I can’t get him to leave.

#redoing this one because I fucked up on the names #final fantasy vii #ever crisis #incorrect ff7 quotes #Sephiroth #sephiroth crescent #glenn lodbrok

[thatfanfictionchick]

> be me

> have no artistic practice whatsoever

> do the thing

ANYWAY an age and a half ago @sarchopathic shared this post

which I now cannot for the life of me find.

BUT MORE TO THE POINT I knew IMMEDIATELY who would do such a thing.

Enjoy.

#I DON'T ART OKAY DON'T JUDGE ME #but also like if anyone with much more artistic practice were to like want to redo this in a better way just #PLEASE TAG ME SO I CAN SEE IT #twisted wonderland #twst #twst incorrect quotes #? #twst lilia #twst cheka #twst leona #lmao I fucked up Leona's hand SO BAD

[liv45no]

James: there’s a robbery downtown! Team Marauders, ASSEMBLE!

Sirius: I’m in!

Mary: me as well!

Marlene: thank god! I was getting bored for like five minutes and it was awful, let’s do this!

Remus: already working on a plan!

Dorcas: I changed my mind, I’m out.

Sirius: wHAt

Dorcas: sorryyy

Frank: do I have to go?

Alice: YES

Marlene: who do I get to fight?

Sirius: wait why do you get to be the leader?!

James, putting on sunglasses: because I AM the leader!

Marlene: can I fight you?

Lily: we are on the same team! where’s Regulus?

Regulus: I work ALONE.

Mary: have you ever tried talking to the robbers? you know maybe they just need to feel heard!

Sirius: so after this fight, does anyone wanna go to Waffle House?

James: oooh sounds good!

Remus: prongs! Don’t encourage him!

Sirius: come on, dude, chill out!

Alice: that’s not necessary for me because I already made SANDWICHES!

Frank: I forgot to ask, are we getting paid for this?

Regulus: y’all couldn’t handle me.

Sirius: I should be the leader.

James: well, you’re not! Moony, what’s the plan?

Remus: I’ve worked out a fourteen paged way and decision three fared offensive strategy.

James: that’s a lot. How does my suit look?

Regulus, from the corner: looking good from here. *winks*

James: alright! LETS GO-

Remus: I called the police.

James: wHAT

Remus: yeah y’all were taking too long and I didn’t want to fight. you wanna fight about it? *death stare*

James:

Sirius:

Peter:

Frank:

Alice:

Lily:

Marlene:

Mary:

Dorcas:

Regulus:

James: so Waffle House?

Sirius: YES

#redoing incorrect quotes #the marauders era #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #frank longbottom #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #alice fortescue #mary macdonald #dorcas meadowes #regulus black #wolfstar #jily #jegulus #dorlene #frank x alice #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tiktok

[incorrect-loopgang]

Lupin: Daisuke?

Jigen: Yeah?

Lupin: Daisuki!

Jigen: No, my name's Daisuke.

Lupin: Daisuke daisuki <3

Jigen: See, you got it right the first time.

Lupin, grabbing Jigen’s face in his hands: AISHITERU YOU FUCKING MORON

#i made a drawing/comic of this a while ago #i should redo it because it was shitty #fyi: daisuki means i like you/i have feelings for you #aishiteru means i love you in the strongest most dramatic way #daisuke jigen #jiglup #lupin x jigen #Lupin III #lupin iii incorrect quotes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Kanaya: Attention All Shoppers, There Is A Fucking Beast Loose In The Hardware Aisle

Nepeta: >:((< i'm just here to but some paint you don't have to be a fucking dick about it

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #kanaya maryam #nepeta leijon #mod terezi #she's redoing the walls of her cave leave her be kanaya

[thebunnyremix]

Weiss: Why don’t you just call Ruby and ask her out? Are you nervous?

Whitley: No, I’m not nervous! [gets out Scroll, dials with shaky hand] This Scroll’s nervous!

[Cut to Ruby chilling and reading. Her Scroll buzzes and she answers it.]

Ruby: Hello?

[Pause.]

Whitley (v/o): [in a deep, serious tone] Ruby.

Ruby: Who is this?

[Pause.]

Whitley (v/o): Ruby.

Ruby: Who’s...calling?

[Pause.]

Whitley (v/o): It is me.

Ruby: What.

Whitley (v/o): Will you go there?

Ruby: Go where? What...?

Whitley (v/o): Do you eat?

Ruby: [freaked out] What the hell is this!?

Whitley (v/o): I’ve got the money.

Ruby: ... [looks around like she thinks she’s being watched]

Whitley (v/o): Ruby.

[Cut to Weiss frantically swiping the Scroll away from Whitely and smashing it.]

Weiss: Whitley, that was...chilling.

Whitey: I blacked out!

#RWBY #weiss schnee #whitley schnee #ruby rose #wild rose #i need more whitley being catastrophically bad at flirting #like he's calm and confident until he sees someone he likes #then his brain deflates #it's not his fault though #basically no one in the schnee family has good people skills #he had no one to learn from after klein was fired #incorrect quote #source: american dad #(might redo this with other ships in the future)

[caterpillarinacave]

Nora: Ok, I’m gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors, so here’s the plan. The first floor has normal cats but as you go up each for has more dangerous cats. Then at the top floor, there’s me, with a gun. Weiss: How did you get into my bedroom!?!?

#Could not pick who to put in this #Could be Ruby #But this seems fitting for Nora #rwby #Incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect rwby #nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #rwby incorrect quotes #Gonna redo this with TID peeps

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Rappa: Strong! Wilful! Illiterate! Those are three words the Olympic Committee used to describe me before I was removed for biting! But today I’ve come back to reclaim the throne and take the gold!

Tengai, chasing after him: Rappa!!

#mha incorrect quotes #mha #incorrect bnha quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #shie hassaikai #mha tengai #tengai hekiji #kendo rappa #mha rappa #mha kendo #maybe I’m also illiterate…it took me three tries to spell throne. twice. cos I messed up the quote the first time and had to redo. #and I misspelt it once just then too. #6:21 AM 6/12/22