#long ass quote

[eemoo1o-animoo]

(Mey-Rin and Bard are sitting at the kitchen table; Sebastian enters)

Sebastian: What’s that book you’re reading, Bard?

Baldroy: ‘The ABC of Sex’.

Sebastian: Well, surely could keep stuff like this for when you’re on your break.

Baldroy: Aye, I know, right? The A, B, and C. Three whole positions. The more ya know, huh?

Sebastian: (sighs)

Mey-Rin: Finny’s starting to ask about sex, yes he is. Me and Bard just wanna be prepared.

Grelle: (entering) What are we talking about?

Sebastian: (turns back to preparing the food, behind them) Bard’s reading pornography.

Grelle: Ooh, let’s see, then!

Baldroy: Am not!

Sebastian: Are too.

Baldroy: Am not!

Mey-Rin: Stop it! We’re learning about sex so that we can tell Finny what’s what, yes we are.

Grelle: Oh, don’t worry about THAT. I can tell him all he needs to know.

Baldroy: Ah, thanks, Miss Grelle. We really appreciate it, don’t we, Mey?

Sebastian: I don’t understand why the two of you require a book to discuss such things - back in my day, we didn’t have a book. Well, apart from the Karma Sutra, maybe.

Grelle: Me neither.

Baldroy: Well, it’s all changed since your two’s day, I’ll tell ya that for nothin’. Why, I remember when me ’n’ my missus back in America-

Grelle: Yes, yes. Long lost families, and all that dribble. But, surely, nothing’s changed THAT much.

Sebastian: I can assure you, some of the men of today will still take you out and expect you to perform fellatio. No man worth his salt, mind you, but-

Grelle: ...Fellatio? Really, me? Sing opera?

(...)

Grelle: He’d have better chance at asking for a blowjob.

#source: mrs browns boys #long ass quote #i’m sorry #heavily edited quote #black butler #kuroshitsuji #sebastian michaelis #grelle sutcliff #as I neared the end I was like ‘this should have been the reapers not the servants’ #might redo it #grell sutcliff #bard #baldroy #mey rin #finnian #finny #original post #black butler incorrect quotes #kuroshitsuji incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #suggestive

[dizzybizz]

some stuff picked out from my tgaa sketch dump :) figuring out some faces,, memes,,, stuff based off of dialogue,,, exactly one sad,, gays,,,

#these r all wildly out of order lmaoo #ryuu ass up is the ghost trick meme... literally him chapter 5 investigation part 4 #boscombe valley one is the “i am become kirby” bdg quote from the kirby unraveled.. #my art #doodle #the great ace attorney #tgaa #dai gyakuten saiban #dgs #ryunosuke naruhodo #susato mikotoba #kazuma asogi #herlock sholmes #iris wilson #gina lestrade #barok van zieks #van zieks with long bottom lashes changing my life ngl #anyways do you think kazuma ever just leaned against the wardrobe and dozed off like that. do you think that maybe the two of them ever sta #yed up talking late into the night. do you think that ryuu ever thought about maybe climbing outta the wardrobe to sleep in the bed #these two rlly forced themselves into a “oh no theres only one bed” situation but then had ryuu sleep and live in a wardrobe #what the fuck are locks for 🙄 is there a reason why they wouldnt just lock the door whenever ryuu had to get outta there.. and like. it wou #ldnt even be weird during night right??? idk man.. #shit iforgor to tag them #asoryuu #the almost kiss asoryuu means a lot to me pls appreciate them

[unlawfulchaos]

Mav: Am I in trouble?

Ice: Take a guess.

Mav: No?

Ice: Correct

Mav: Really!?

Ice: No, you idiot.

Ice: If you really think you're not in trouble for what you did to Admiral Caine's car, then you're even more delusional than I thought.

Mav, under his breath: It was worth it.

#im undecided as to what mav did to Caine's car #probably something involving glitter though #that seems like something he would do #ice is long suffering #mav is lucky that his husband is moronsexual and loves his dumb-ass #ice sighing as he receives his sixth angry phonecall from Caine of the week #mav better make it up to him #mean ice for getting Mav's hopes up that he might not be in trouble #but he's right #mav is a bit delulu #we love him for it tho #incorrect quotes #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #top gun maverick

[deimcs]

What am I to you? Ah, how to answer a question with as many layers as that?

#bg3edit #gamingedit #wylledit #wyll bg3 #wyll ravengard #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #wyll x tav #edits #nimue of eldervine grove #i had this in my drafts for too long #had to cut a bunch of other gifs cause wyll looks stunning in this colors #but nimue's green ass simply doesn't workkk #i still wanted this quote on here tho :( #most romantic man alive

[master-gatherer]

#mass effect #kaidan alenko #ashley williams #urdnot wrex #tali'zorah #liara t'soni #garrus vakarian #jumping on the bandwagon #i have yet to see someone else do this #which tells me we're either slipping as a fandom or i've successfully avoided the bulk of it #idk if i'm gonna do the rest of the companions though #do you have any idea how hard it is to find transcripts or even quote lists from these games #and my forgetful ass needs the reminder #took way too long just to look those up #the actual pics were easy though they got a generator :p

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Wednesday: I want to make a good first impression so I printed off some flash cards to prepare for dinner with your family. Can you go through them with me before we leave?

Enid: Sure! *reading card* I introduce you to my mom, what do you say?

Wednesday, making an awkward attempt at being flirty: Is she single? *winks*

Enid: Oh my god Wednesday! Please, for the love of god, don’t ever do that. The answer is ‘good evening and how are you doing’

Wednesday: Good evening and how are you doing. Got it. Next one.

Enid: My dad asks how your studies are going, what is your reply?

Wednesday: Easy. Last semester I studied the habits of a monster who was murdering people in the woods. I successfully learned of the identity of both the monster and the sociopathic teacher who was controlling him in a crazed attempt to murder every outcast attending Nevermore. This lead me to be captured, stabbed and almost killed before your daughter was forced to risk her life to save me, fighting a Hyde twice her size while I ran off to fight an undead pilgrim with a sword.

Enid: Baby no. The card says ‘I’m a straight A student at the top of my class’

Wednesday: Damn, I was close on that one.

Enid: No you weren’t. But okay, moving on. You sit down at the dinner table and my brother brings up sports, how do you engage him in conversation?

Wednesday: I know this one *clears throat* I am so bummed I couldn’t catch the game last night, I was arrested after new evidence surfaced in the murder case I’m a suspect in.

Enid: Is that why you were so late back to the dorms last night!?!

Wednesday: No. I fell asleep in the morgue fridges again, I told you that. I’m just saying what’s on the card.

Enid: Wednesday, that is not what it says.

Wednesday: I feel like I’m being gaslit right now.

Enid: You wrote the cards!

Wednesday: That sounds like gaslighting.

Enid: Whatever. Let’s keep going, I doubt this could get any worse. My mom’s cooking red meat for dinner, what do you bring to drink?

Wednesday: Espresso martini’s.

Enid: That’s weird, unnecessarily complicated and illegal for our age. But it’s the most normal response you’ve had since we started so I’ll allow it.

Wednesday: Made exactly as my mother does, with one glass spiked with cyanide. We Addams’ believe that a formal dinner without any deaths is a dull affair.

Enid: *considering faking her own death to get out of this dinner* I’m just gonna finish these as quickly as I can. My mom asks you what your favourite book is, please say something normal.

Wednesday: Frankenstein. I greatly admire Mary Shelly and hope to beat her record and have my first novel published before I’m 19. And once the time comes I plan to pay my respects to her genius as I temporarily emulate her morbid nature by making love to your daughter for the first time upon one of our mothers graves. Enid’s never been a patient woman so I presume it’ll be whoever drops first.

Enid: …just ‘Frankenstein’ is fine baby. And we’re not doing that. My dad asks about your hobbies, how about you pick something that won’t make my family question my sanity for choosing to date you.

Wednesday: Murder, serial killers, grave digging, exorcisms, murder mysteries, creepy abandoned buildings, waking the dead, killing the undead, centuries old mental asylums, making out with your daughter, reading and working on my novel.

Enid: Scratch out the first ten and we have a winner.

Wednesday: Your censoring of my personality is making me sound very boring Enid.

Enid: Parents like boring sweetheart and you love lying. You’ll have to time of your life pretending to be normal, I promise. Okay, last one. My mom begins— seriously?

Wednesday: We don’t have all night Enid.

Enid: *rolls her eyes* my mom begins clutching her throat, choking and foaming at the mouth, she has been poisoned for being mean to Enid, how do you react?

Wednesday, casually leaning on her desk: I’ll have what she’s having am I right? *slips an empty vial into her pocket* I don’t know who I should frame yet, I’m thinking I’ll know in the moment.

Enid:

Enid: You’re lucky I love you.

#this is unnecessarily long but her autistic ass would #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #enid x wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday 2022 #incorrect wednesday quotes #incorrect wednesday addams #incorrect wednesday #ptbv

[zikinikki]

My favorite quotes from "Trash of the Count's Family" #3

#trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #totcf #tcf #cale henituse #lcf #long ass novel /pos #tcf cale #quotes #favorite quotes #tcf novel #tcf part 2 #raon miru #i love them

[hydrodragons]

genshin impact gif challenge ✦

[1/?] archon quests → interlude chapter, act iii: inversion of genesis

“do you think there are any differences between your present self and your previous and future incarnations? if not, then what are the differences between humans and puppets? whoever has tasted the joys and sorrows of life in the human realm is human. whoever has loved and lost, cried with grief, howled with rage at the tragedy of death that eclipses the miracle of life... they are human too."

#genshin impact #genshinedit #genshinimpactedit #genshinet #scaramouche #wanderer #mine* #scaramouche* #gifchallenge* #tw flashing #i finally found a way to format quests!! #it hit me yesterday as i was finding a quote to put for raiden then boom here we are #i was gonna make the whole thing black and white and blue hence the first two gifs #but i didn't end up liking how it looked so more colours it is 🫶🏻 #also chose a long ass quote for the caption (it's two separate voicelines into one) #but i felt it was important to emphasize the puppet and human description that nahida tells scara #ahhhhh i love this quest a lot i remember having mixed feelings about him erasing his identity when i first played through it #but then i rewatched it again later and ended up liking it more bc it shows that not everyone can just erase themselves from irminsul #the same way rukkhadevata did #god i just miss sumeru so much it's still my fave of all the nations when are we going back y'all 😩 #pls give me more scara and nahida interactions i beg they're my favourite platonic pairing ever (besides kazuven ofc)

[harringroveera]

AU where it took Steve a little while to realize his feelings for Billy

#harringrove #wdym au this is canon i take it back #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #billy hargrove x steve harrington #incorrect harringrove quotes #harringrove + text posts #long ass edit it wasn’t supposed to be this long #harringroveera #harringrove meme #harringrove textpost #harringrove ship #harringrove memes #harringrove au #steve x billy #dustin Henderson #robin buckley #steve & dustin #steve & robin #steve harrington x billy hargrove #steve harrington memes #incorrect steve harrington #harringrove edit

[monstersinthecosmos]

I use TVA/B&G to backwards engineer The Devil's Minion a lot, not only as a rare and detailed insight into how human/vampire relationships tend to go in this series, but also just how many things they had in common, all the parallels, all the ways you can ask if Armand was working through his Maker Issues, and of course the final excuse that their hand is forced because the human is dying. But I think often about how much Marius struggled with it, and although he caved in the end, he changed his mind sometimes, he knew he was a monster, and it's always going to be the struggle of whether you love someone enough to let them go or if you love them too much to let them go, do you curse them with darkness or do you keep them so that you aren't alone in your own darkness, etc.

But I've wondered a lot how that journey went for Armand, how often he maybe changed his mind, if he felt tempted but then reminded himself he's a monster and shouldn't, and I'm absolutely haunted by their final separation before the concert. Lestat's book comes out, Daniel is wandering, Armand can't find him (or is avoiding him?) and there's just so much here, and how much of their relationship was violated by reading Lestat's book independently before speaking to each other, how much Daniel would've learned without Armand's consent or before he was ready, and how much Armand's abandonment issues would've been ripped the fuck open by reading about Marius and what he had to say.

"Whatever will happen will happen, but choose your companions with care. Choose them because you like to look at them and you like the sound of their voices, and they have profound secrets in them that you wish to know. In other words, choose them because you love them. Otherwise you will not be able to bear their company for very long." "I understand, " I said. "Make them in love. " "Exactly, make them in love. And make certain they have had some lifetime before you make them; and never never make one as young as Armand. That is the worst crime I have ever committed against my own kind, the taking of the young boy child Armand. " "But you didn't know the Children of Darkness would come when they did, and separate him from you. " "No. But still, I should have waited. It was loneliness that drove me to it. And Armand's helplessness, that his mortal life was so completely in my hands. Remember, beware of that power, and the power you have over those who are dying. Loneliness in us, and that sense of power, can be as strong as the thirst for blood. If there were not an Enkil there might be no Akasha, and if there were not an Akasha, then there would be no Enkil. "

It's just wow like.

Sincere advice that he never got to receive? In the same sentence as hearing he's a mistake? Does he read this and think he should make Daniel out of love, and at the same time feel all the more monstrous, and want to resist?

The choice is taken from him anyway, and he's forced, just as his own turning was forced. And as @nightislandnoveltymug pointed out recently, he treats it like a funeral.

#this was supposed to be a quickie paragrpah like HEY REMEMBER WHEN ARMAND READ TVL AND IT SAID TO TURN PEOPLE OUT OF LOVE LOL #but i got carried away #i had a long ass talk yesterday about armand's abandonment issues and whether or not he feels like a failure #and im really like suffering a lot lol #also to memeify the lestat/armand rivalry there's a happier version where lestat editorialized marius a little just to be a dick #TO HELP ME SLEEP AT NIGHT LOL #marius de romanus #armand #daniel molloy #devil's minion #tvl quotes #armand/daniel #marius/armand #vampire chronicles

[lilisouless]

Nikolai trowing a halloween party where the theme is "Disney villains" and the price for best costume involves kruge

Nikolai went as captain hook. As the judge he wanted to vote for himself but also will make sure he deserves it

Genya and David were the evil queen and the magic mirror. Genya will say "magic mirror on the wall" and David would say "you are" before she could finish the question everytime"

Nina, instead of having a pair costume with Matthias, Hanne or both, teamed up with Inej and went and Ursula and Vanessa. Inej is not sligthly bothered that she was to be with Nina the whole time in order for her costume to work

Hanne was Prince Hans, Nikolai was glad he ruled out that idea for himself

Jesper and Wylan made the day of Gaston x Lefou shippers. Also when Nikolai said Jesper was "too skinny for Gaston" Wylan argued he had the perfect baritone voice and both sang the Gaston theme just to prove their point

Kaz was completely focussed on getting the price for the kruge. So, for his Hades costume,instead of just dying his hair blue or getting a wig like a normal human being, he light on real blue flames on his head (over a liquid that would stop it from burning his skin) because he is THAT extra and dramatic.

Nadia and Tamar went as Yzma and Kronk. They wanted to go bigger so they convinced Leoni and Adrik (who did it very reclutantly) to be Kronk´s shoulder angel and devil (hey, it was better than the original idea when Nadia and he were Cinderella´s stepsisters)

Alina and Mal were almost disqualified for coming as Peter Pan and Tinkerbell instead of "villains" but they put the case that Tinkerbell tried to get a child killed out of jelaousy and Peter Pan kidnapped children himself and if those are not villains then what ist is?, so not only they got back into the competition, they also made a lot of people question their childhood.

Zoya was sure her Maleficent costume was going to make her the winner, isn't she the dragon queen after all?

Most people tought Tolya came as a raven in order to be Zoya´s companion, but he actually didn't got the theme memo and just wanted to be "The raven" from Edgar Allan Poe

Kuwei was actually close to winning, who would be as cruel and hated as Cruella de Vil?

Matthias actually won by coming as the hunter who killed Bambi´s mom, his price was worth all of the children that cried when they saw him. ("Is not a real deer head!" "it´s from a plushie and i will sew it later") Kaz was not happy at all because how the heck didn't ocurred to him?

#grishaverse modern au #netflix shadow and bone #grishaverse shitpost #leigh bardugo #halloween party au #this was going to be a long ass incorrect quotes post #so i made it more to the point #nikolai lantsov #kaz brekker #nina zenik #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #zoya nazyalensky #genya safin #david kostyk #alina starkov #malyen oretsev #tamar kir bataar #tolya yul bataar #nadia zhabin #adrik zhabin #leoni hilli #hanne brum #kuwei yul bo #Ninej #Tamadia #wesper #adreoni

[pastelpaperplanes]

the tumblr lot never rly gets wips so I’ll THROW THIS YOUR WAY >:]]

psspss this is a good time to pls consider checking out my instagram scribblescribbles if you haven’t already!! I post the wips I share over there FAR more often ;)

#thorns and thrones au #transformers #wip #this is the closest thing I’ll get to making a reference for these two in their youth! well. younger days rly #I needed to change designs and block sim colors for some artsy backstory reasons ehehehhe #I’ve been told deadlock looks like a werewolf kinnie and quotes twilight on the daily and you know what #yes. yes he does SURE I’ll take it #give guns two throwing knives two daggers FUKCING CLAWS and god knows what else stuffed in his boots deadlock is STRAPPED #five* #the coat is definitely an illusion too to make him look bigger and MEANER but rly. he’s lanky as hell and just lucky those anger issues #come in handy when he needs to beat someone down 😤💪💪💪 #he’s strong don’t get me wrong but speed and tenacity with the first punches don’t always win the fight #Hence the guns😫😫long range and BIG UMPH power he is so ass at hand to hand #…..that will change ;))) #eventually w the help of a kinda weird. kinda wayyyy too hippie lone samurai well off in his future✨✨✨ #and let’s see #ratchet doesn’t have much changed #besides some clearly missing Autobot crests oh me oh my why is that🤔🤔🤔🤔 #time will tell✨✨✨✨ #ratchlock #tfa deadlock #tfa ratchet #transformers animated

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Blake: (stops in the middle of the store) Yang?

Yang: Yes?

Blake: Dearest?

Yang: Yes, Blake?

Blake: Love of my life and fire that illuminates my darkness?

Yang: What do you want? If not want, what do you need?

Blake: I need a straight moment.

Yang: A straight-? (follows Blake's line of sight) Ah, got it. Have at it, babe.

Blake: (kisses Yang passionately in the middle of the store) Thank you!

Blake: (sprints over to the bookshelf where Ninja's of Love 2 is being sold with the official movie cover showing the chiseled chest and abs of the samurai warrior, holding an almost fully naked ninja woman)

Yang: (blinks) Bisexuals.

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bisexual blake #lesbian disaster yang #inspired by me and my wife #this is meant to be funny #i'm making fun of myself here mostly #my lesbian wife has to deal with my bi ass #rwby crack post #rwby shit post #rwby incorrect quotes

[kingslionheart]

The Dane-Slayer is now a Man of Peace. It is a great pity Alfred is not here to witness it.

#there's just something so funny about uhtred being 'shamed' because he became someone who sought peace #because OH LOOK uhtred that's literally what you used to do to alfred #his own old behaviour bit him back in the ass in a way #and that's both interesting and hilarious #these are the moments i miss alfred the most #because so many people in skmd judged uhtred because of it #while alfred would have probably been like #'i have waited SO LONG for you to do just that' #also: quote of my beloved aelswith in 4x09 because she saw it first compared to anyone else <3 #the last kingdom #tlk alfred #uhtred #aethelstan #seven kings must die #alfred x uhtred #david dawson #alexander dreymon #harry gilby #my gifs

[crossbackpoke-check]

it’s all the rest of what i want with you

connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k

Summary:

“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”

“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.

in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!

#OFFICIAL FIC ANNOUNCEMENT 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️ i wish i had pretty fic graphics but alas i have No Skill and also. so much work i should be doing bu #HI SHE’S HERE i would love to say this is a complete surprise drop except i have Anxiety & i needed to ask you guys about it beforehand #in my defense i started writing this in like. january far before any tragedy occurred #because square asked about my tags on their dewey2 art and she spawned like. a million more thoughts about it #including the part where i got absolutely kicked in the face with the lightning vision of those two lines. #like those two lines are the first actual lines of the fic i wrote ajdhkwdiowdjiw ANYWAY please be nice to me i know i am always like #‘this is not the first real fic i ever thought i’d post’ and if i had a nickel i’d have three but this is the first pwp i’ve ever posted #and it’s 8k and it’s not a fic for an exchange (although technically i did very much write this for the dewey^2 hivemind so.) #i have SO many things to say i have so many comments on this doc also i couldn’t pick a title for the LONGEST time and i finally decided on #this one but the full quote was too long: #all the rest of what i want with you that scares me shitless #so. i was angling SO hard to make a yung gravy lyric as a title bc i saw the video of him at a wild game but i couldn’t find a good one #and instead y’all got a very sentimental title l m a o. #liv in the replies #shout out to the extended universe this lives in and also my unhinged comments in the docs. #if you liked fun fuck a baby in him friday i’ll be here all week i promise i am the exact same in the comments as i am in the tags 🫡 #the NUMBER of times i wrote something in this by pulling it out of my ass and then actually went back and did the research & was RIGHT is. #far too high. also the amount of coincidental things that dropped while i was writing this (yung gravy song about pregnancy AFTER i wheeze #laughed myself into a yung gravy title the athletic player poll confirming my restaurant & bar choices from googling ‘st. paul good bars’…) #also if anybody got advice on formatting for these little announcements. help. this is different from my miro/luka one &i’m still not happy

[adisquietfollows]

Since taking power in a 2007 coup, Hamas has violently repressed all opposition to its rule. There is much to repress: recent Palestinian survey data shows most Gazans distrust Hamas, want an alternative government, and prefer economic development over war. But their individual voices are rarely heard. Those who speak out face prison and torture.

#i just saw a long ass thread literally defending Hamas and its charter #and gaslighting the fuck out of Jews who #and i quote #“don't have a monopoly on suffering” #okay pal #i'm sure your 20000 word dissertation on Hamas = Good will immediately Free Palestine™ #fuck #antisemitism #israel #jumblr #free palestine from hamas