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wu-sisyphus-gang · 2 days

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Weiss: Jaune come meet my brother.

Jaune: Hi.

Whitley: Hi.

Jaune: I'm very high. I thought I could get high. I'm going to have a panic attack and then I'm going to leave.

Whitley: Sounds good.

#rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #jaune arc #weiss schnee #whiteknight #white knight #whitley schnee

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hadesisqueer · 1 year

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RWBY as Tweets (I'm bored)

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amelia-yap · 24 days

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That moment when you realize 2024 is the Year of the Dragon. Perfect excuse for more Dragon!Schnees wouldn't you agree?

>:3

#weiss schnee #winter schnee #whitley schnee #schneeblings #derg AU #rwby #my art #bold of you to think that there needs to be an excuse for me to draw them though lmaooo #hab some babys

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jedidragonwarriorqueen · 4 months

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#rwby #bumbleby #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #willow schnee #whitley schnee #nora valkyrie #cinder fall #winter schnee #may marigold #oscar pine #jacques schnee #rwby volume 8 #rwby v8 #my edit

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iamafanofcartoons · 10 months

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Guys! Its here! the full 6 minute RWBY V9 Epilogue Animatic!

Thanks to Accentkisses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8zH4ca18CY

#greenlightvolume10

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schneezburger · 13 days

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Silly little guys in a silly little style

#rwby #powr #team powr #penny polendina #oscar pine #whitley schnee #ruby rose #art #fanart #I wanna draw them in this style again #but in the band au fits

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obligatoryjauneblog · 4 days

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Winter: Weiss, is it me or has your friend Arc... changed since returning?

Weiss: Oh? Oh.. yes, you se-

Winter: He's so much more... mature...

Willow: And handsome...

Whitley: And sexy.

Schnee women: ......

Whitley: D-did I say that out loud?

#rwby #jaune arc #willow schnee #schnees #weiss schnee #winter schnee #whitley schnee #winterknight #winter knight #whiteknight #white knight #willow's knight #willow knight #corporate fraud #going back to my roots

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sunnysunsins · 9 months

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Schneeblings group summon concept

For god's sake please, let Whitley summon Hound, it would be so based

Bonus, just grimm

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superfrostydrawing · 9 months

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Them trying to bond

#silly lil thing i wanted to do #schneeblings #winter schnee #weiss schnee #whitley schnee #rwby

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 6 months

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Weiss: The recipe says that to bake the cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes.

Whitley: I don't want to wait that long.

Weiss: We could try 4000 degrees for 1 minute?

Whitley: I don't see anything wrong with that.

~~~~~

Winter, after putting out the fire: What were you two thinking?

Weiss: We were trying to make cookies, but we didn't want to wait so we did it at 4000 for one minute!

Whitley: We're very sorry!

Winter: *Pinching her nose* That's because minutes move in increments of sixty, not ten. Do it at 24000 for one minute.

~~~~~

Lisa Lavender: This is Lisa Lavender reporting with breaking news! A large swath of the Vacuo has been Glassed- in the most literal sense, melted and reformed into a large hunk of glass. We have an eye witness on the ground right now!

Jaune: *On T.V.* yeah, I was just going to see how my friend was doing when all of a sudden it was like the sun was harnessed and brought to the surface of the planet!

Jaune: Luckily her and her siblings are alright!

The Schneeblings: *Covered in soot and ashes*

Weiss: *Cough*

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #lisa lavender #winter schnee #whitley schnee #the schneeblings

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howlingday · 1 month

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Whitley: (Hugs Jaune) THANK YOU, SO MUCH~!

Jaune: (Hugs back) There, there.

Whitley: (Sniffles) I... I miss this...

Jaune: ...Daddy issues?

Weiss: Daddy AND Mommy issues.

Jaune: Ah... Pyrrha? Could you-?

Pyrrha: Of course. (Hugs Whitley too)

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #pyrrha nikos #whitley schnee #evaabadeer

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lwde-encrusted-sideblog · 4 months

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Jaune: Penny! Thanks the Gods!

Penny: You seem out of Breath, and in a state of heightened arousal What has happened?

Jaune: Weiss and her Family have lost it!

Penny: How so?

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Jaune: Hey, Weissssssss ...

Jaune: Hey, What, uh, What are you Wearing?

Weiss: *Dressed as 2B, minus the skirt* It is my prerogative to help Humanity in anyway I can.

Weiss: *Pressing herself against Jaune* Is there anything I may assist you with?

Jaune: Humina Humina Humina-

Weiss: Its Certainly Feels there may be something~

Jaune: *Pauses, Sprints out of Room fighting his arousal*

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Jaune: Winter? Wint-

Winter: *Dressed as A2, Holding a sword just under his Chin* Hm. If she was too Forward it would seem. Though, I know That I will succeed where she failed-

Jaune: *Splashes water on her, Sprints away again fighting more arousal*

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Jaune: Ms. Schnee! Weiss and Winter have gone nuts!

Willow: I'm in My bathroom Right now, just sit on my bed and I'll be out in a moment!

Jaune: O-Okay. The thing is, They're dressed up as characters from a video game- And it's all really Skimpy! I don't know why they're acting like this-

Willow: *Steps out dressed as the Commander* I know my hair doesn't match The one their having me dress as, but I hope it's not too far off~

Jaune: *Leaps up, runs off once more*

Willow: Oh I so do Love The hunt!

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Jaune: *Hides in Whitley's closet*

Jaune: Breathe, breathe, You'll be fine.

Whitley: I'd say you already are fine~

Jaune: AH!

Whitley: *Dressed as 9S* I'd Rather be the one screaming. C'mon It'll be fun! It's not like this is Prohibited~

Jaune: *Hard-On Tearing his pants, Sprints to door*

Door: *Is Locked*

Whitley: I'm not as foolish as my family-

Jaune: *Jumps out Window*

Whitley: ... Shit.

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Jaune: And that's why I'm here!

Penny: That does seem like a Very Distressing scenario. Follow me, I will take you somewhere where your Stress may be believed. *Penny begins walking*

Jaune: *Following* Where are we Going?

Penny: To my Dormitory. We may help there.

Jaune: *Entering The Dormitory* "We"

Ciel: *Dressed as 2P, Bent over a bed* We.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: *Taking Pants Off* Fine, But Penny goes first for Tricking Me.

Penny: That is an Acceptable Outcome! I will inform Specialist Winter so she may bring her family!

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby shitpost #now THAT's a shitpost #weiss schnee #penny polendina #winter schnee #willow schnee #whitley schnee #ciel soleil #whiteknight #winter knight #winterknight #willow's knight #arculus rift #arc en ciel #jaune harem #slight lemon

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hadesisqueer · 1 year

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No because I'm still wondering how the fuck they're gonna explain everything that happened in the Ever After.

“So yeah we fell into this strange place and I found Blake and we started looking for Ruby and Yang and then we were captured by a village of talking mice but it's okay because Ruby appeared after befriending one of the mice (named Little) and they let us go, and then we found Yang fighting a Jabberwalker with one arm. And then Blake figured we were in a fairy tale and we just went with it and we had to get Yang's prosthetic arm because a talking raccoon had stolen it and we kinda started a fight. And then we went to the Red Prince (the Red King, he ascended, keep up) and they were a brat and Ruby decided to play and Yang, Blake and I became small and had to play too, and then the cat helped us escape, and then we ended up in a weird cave with this giant bug guy who drugged us and made us see younger versions of ourselves??? And then we went to the market and became big again but Neo attacked it with a bunch of Jabberwalkers and we found Jaune who had a Jackalope and was like 40 somehow, and then he told us that he picked a fruit and turned time back and that he was the Rusted Knight and that Alyx poisoned him and that she also had a brother and that the cat couldn't be trusted, and then we found Yang and Blake making out, fucking finally. And then we saw that he had started naming talking papers after everyone here and we saw that the guy was okay and then the papers committed suicide (they were okay later) and both him and Ruby had a fight and a mental breakdown and Ruby left and when we found her Neo had mentally tortured her with copies of our dead friends and the mouse was dead so she drank the tea of the tree thus kinda committing suicide or becoming someone else and then Neo had a mental breakdown too and turned out Jaune was right and the Cat was a bitch and they possessed Neo??? And then Jaune accepted his grief and moved on and we went to the tree and we found Ruby ascending and we saw the Cat-Neo and they told us that Alyx regretted what she'd done and that she'd tried to come back to help Jaune but they killed her and then the Cat wanted to possess Ruby but we didn't let them so we fought them and Jaune managed to get them out of Neo with a weed induced exorcism, and then Ruby came out the same but stronger than ever and we kicked the Cat's ass and then Neo killed them and decided to ascend so that's why she isn't here. Then we saw that Little had ascended and was now a bigger mouse named Somewhat, Jaune let them take care of his jackalope and we said goodbye and then met God who was a pretty chill Blacksmith Woman who then told us the Brothers are actually just powerful Afterans who've never ascended and not gods??? And then Jaune turned young again and we said bye to God and here we are.”

“Mother, I think Weiss is high.”

#rwby #rwby volume 9 #weiss schnee #ruby rose #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jaune arc #whitley schnee

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amelia-yap · 7 months

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I just want you to know you are an amazing artist and your art style is sooooooo cute!!!! Have a wonderful day and or night!!!