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arc-misadventures · 3 days
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Jaune FMK: a vampire, werewolf, ghost girl
Jaune: MFK X
Nora: Jaune, MFK!
Jaune: Again? I thought we were done with these.
Nora: You will never be done with these…
Jaune: Well now I’m scared… Okay, who is it this time?
Nora: Not who, what!
Jaune: Well now I’m even more scared…
Nora: MFK: A ghost, a werewolf, or a vampire! What will it be?!
Jaune: …
Jaune: Seriously? Those are my choices?
Nora: Yes!
Jaune: You’re running out of woman for me to pick haven’t you.
Nora: Shut up, and answer the question!
Jaune: Okay, okay, okay! Seesh…
Jaune: Kill the werewolf, fuck the ghost, and marry the vampire.
Nora: You would fuck… the ghost?
Jaune: I’ll explain my logic as so: I don’t want to fuck a werewolf that’s just weird. And, I’d rather marry the vampire because they’d be human, mostly human. So, I’d fuck the ghost, I would technically be fucking nothing, so it, only the vampire I’d be really doing anything with in the end.
Nora: That makes sense. But, what if the ghost possessed someone’s body, would you still fuck them then?
Jaune: …
Nora: Say if a ghost possessed me, would you fuck me~?
Jaune: Haaa… Are you possessed by a ghost, Nora?
Nora: Maybe~?
Jaune: Who is possessing you, Nora?
Nora: Wouldn’t you like to know.
Jaune: Tell me the truth, and I may sleep with you.
Nora: Pyrrha.
Jaune: …
Jaune: Okay then.
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howi99 · 3 days
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Pyrrha: You know, if we lacked money for transport to Mistral, i probably could have asked someone to pick us up
Ruby: *smacking a mosquito on her neck* I thought it would have been more discreet. I'm beginning to see it was a bad idea.
Ren: ...
Nora: Ren? Are you ok?
Ren: Hey Jaune, can i make a change to the road map?
Jaune: *eye flashing to blue* Uh? Yeah sure. As long as it doesn't deviate too much.
Nora: *grabbing Ren hand while whispering* Ren, you don't mean to-
Ren: *whispering back* It's a faster way... And that thing need to be killed. *Make the adjustment to the map* there was a village over there. It should cut the travel time by half.
Jaune: *eyes flashing to brown* Kuroyuri... I see. Very well. *Eyes turn to blue* Hey Rub, we should get some ammunition in the next village. We are pretty low on supply.
Ruby: *sigh* I should have listened during geography class. Had i known we would be in a jungle. And yeah, i saw that too. We also need food.
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Nora: Jaune, I bet you Ren could change which way you swing! Just with one kiss.
Pyrrha: Nora what the fu-
Jaune: So many questions but sure, what I win if he doesn't?
Nora: This X-Ray and Vav comic I swiped from the store.
Jaune: Sure, alright Ren you re- mph!
Jaune melted into the kiss and wrapped his arms around his teammate, Nora meanwhile brought out a camera.
Nora: Yeah that's the stuff, baby...
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weisscoldglare · 23 hours
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"I have always shipped rarepairs".
Hmm... thoughts on Torchpin & Nordic Winter (Weiss/Nora)?
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Nordic Winter has its brain worms, yeh
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howlingday · 2 days
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How to distract Yang
Jaune: I love Dragon Ball GT.
Yang: HEY, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Jaune: (Brutally beaten)
Nora: Ooh, I want some of that! Ahem!
Nora: Y'know what's really good? DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION.
Yang: YOU FUCKING WHAT?!
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kinaesthetiqueer · 2 days
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that feeling when your new friend is turning into remnant's bloodthirstiest cryptid and no one else knows it, not even her.
art for a scene in chapter 18 of her pulse in my throat
(the other piece for this chapter is here)
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kamen20ghost · 3 days
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while playing scrabble
Jaune: I will put my "A" down to make "A"
Ruby: I will add to your "A" to make "AT"
Nora: I will add onto your "AT" to make "RAT"
Weiss: I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"
Jaune: *flips the board*
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superiorsturgeon · 1 day
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Mardi Gras with Jaune and Nora
Nora: *drunk* Jaaaauuuunee…! I want more beeeeaaaaads…!
Jaune: *also drunk* Nora, no…! No more flashing!
Nora: *pounds bar top* MORE BEADS!!!
Jaune: UUUUUGHHH…! Fine…!
Jaune: *gets off his stool and lifts his shirt*
Bar Patrons: WOOOO!!!!! *throw beaded necklaces at Jaune while he shimmies*
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rachetmath · 2 days
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Vol 5: What Oz should have done for RNJR
Oscar(Oz): Alright here's what’s going to happen. Right now, Leon's intentions are a mystery. We are outnumbered. And our maiden seems to be a part of The Branwen tribe. So to ensure you all are ready considering you may be what we have. I will give each of you an assignment. 
Ruby: Woo-hoo.
Ren: Hm.
Nora: Okay. Show off.
Jaune: What do we do?
Oscar(Oz): Ms. Rose you will be with me. We need to see a way of unlocking the power of your silver eyes. This way we can stand a better chance against Salem. Meanwhile helping Oscar and yourself hone your skills. Jaune Arc.
Jaune: Um. Yeah?
Oscar(Oz): You will be assigned to Qrow.
Jaune: Whoa wait-
Qrow: Oz, I’m already looking for recruits. I can’t be bothered-
Oscar(Oz): Enough. Look I understand you both are not on good terms. However, Mr. Arc, you have yet to unlock your semblance-
Jaune: Yeah but-
Oscar(Oz):  Though you may have improved, your skills are adequate at best. Sadly, with an unknown amount of time, the best course for you is to learn to be more adaptable to battle. And who better to teach that than Qrow? Qrow is also a better swordsman than you are right now. Learning from him may help you in the long run. Plus, it will keep Qrow from drinking.
Qrow and Jaune: *resentment* Hm.
Nora: What about us?
Oscar(Oz): Do you have money?
Nora: Yeah.
Oscar(Oz): Buy some lighting dust and learn about your semblance. You might discover something new on how to use it.
Ren: What about-
Oscar(Oz): Just don’t push yourself too hard. Come in between the other training sessions and spar with the others. Focus on improving the skills you have.
The training sessions begin in the morning as Ruby and Oscar travel to a nearby forest where Grimm are located. There Oscar(Oz) started throwing hordes of Grimm at her one after the other. Afterward, her and Oscar spar as Ozpin put it that Oscar has the potential to learn faster through intense training and muscle memory.
Nora does exactly what Ozpin said, buys lighting dust, and starts using as little to as much as possible, working on new ways to use her semblance.  Ren trains however he wants, coming in between sessions to test himself and the others. 
Jaune’s training though wasn’t just at the house. Jaune training involved staying with Qrow at all times. Avoiding danger in all corners. All in the morning. The afternoon is much worse. Qrow immediately tells Jaune to forget what he learned from Pyrrah and instead of fighting with their actual weapons, they fight with regular training swords. Qrow becomes more displeased as in the first round;
Qrow: Too slow.
The second round;
Qrow: Too wide.
Third round;
Qrow: Don’t stare out into space. Move.
Fourth round;
Qrow: Come on! Don’t tell me that’s all.
Fifth round;
Qrow: You’re overthinking. 
After the tenth round, Qrow and Jaune stop however Qrow states;
Qrow: Let me be clear. This isn’t Beacon. Regardless, your enemies will not wait until you figure them out. And the moment you lose track of them you will die. And once you die, your friends will die next. Sometimes having a stronger offense is just as good as a defense.
Jaune: *groans*
Qrow: *signs* That’s enough for the day. Go and rest up.
Afterward, Qrow starts to drink a little while being up a little. He then heard something. Qrow grabs his weapon and prepares to deal with the intruder until he is grabbed by his niece. Qrow was about to say something until Ruby hushed him. Ruby and Qrow proceeded cautiously until Qrow saw it wasn’t an intruder but Jaune himself.
Qrow watched as Jaune listened to Pyrrha’s recorded message. However, what impressed him was Jaune’s strikes as the wind started to emerge. Ruby and Qrow soon walked away as Ruby spoke;
Ruby: He listens to it every night.
Qrow: Every night? 
Ruby: And here I thought you’ve been watching our every move. 
Qrow: Ruby, look, I get-
Ruby: Then act like it.
Qrow: What?
Ruby: Uncle Qrow, I get it. I understand right now you and Jaune are not on the best terms. And I can’t blame him. You-
Qrow: Hey she-
Ruby: I know! But that doesn’t make it right. What if it was me? Or Yang? Wouldn’t you be just as upset as he is right now? More importantly, even though he doesn’t like you he still saved you. 
Qrow: *silent*
Ruby: All I’m trying to say is- give him a chance. If Pyrrha saw something in him and Ozpin assigned him to you, shouldn’t that be enough reason to help him? 
Qrow: But Ruby, he sucks though.
Ruby: So did I. No teacher wanted to train me. You did though. And look how I turned out.
Qrow: Yeah but-
Ruby: Please. Just try. For me.
Qrow: *thinks and sighs* Fine.
Ruby: Thank you. Good night Uncle Qrow, Also, you’re not exactly fun drunk. 
Qrow gave it some thought as he prepared to sleep. In the morning Qrow sees Jaune waiting for him. 
Qrow: You’re up. Good.
Jaune: Where are we going now? 
Qrow: Just follow me.
Jaune follows Qrow until they reach their destination. A tiny forest not far from the city. Within it is a large lake with a waterfall. Jaune was confused as he asked;
Jaune: Okay, why are we here? Normally we-
Qrow: Kid? We’ve been looking for a week now. We might as well assume that we have no allies to recruit. As Ozpin hypothesized, you and your friends may be our only chance.
Jaune grows silent as he knows the old bird is right.
Qrow: Therefore our schedule has changed. From here on, the focus will be on improving your combat skills all day and night for hours.  No breaks. No food. And more importantly…
Qrow holds out his hand to Jaune but Jaune doesn’t know why. Qrow continues as he states;
Qrow: No scroll.
Jaune was shocked. At first, he hesitated but soon caved in as he pulled out and gave his scroll to Qrow. Qrow proceeds to put the scroll in his pocket as he explains;
Qrow: You will get it back once training is done. Now first let me explain something to you. Sit.
Jaune does exactly as Qrow said as they sit on the ground, not breaking eye contact.
Qrow: I know why you’re here. You wanted answers and more importantly, I know you want revenge.
Jaune: And? So what? What’s wrong with making someone pay? 
Qrow: Oh nothing. There’s nothing wrong with getting payback. Especially when they deserve it. However, I don’t like it when that same person is willing to throw everyone under the bus to get it.
Jaune: Now hold on a-
Qrow: I’m not saying you would… however, it is possible. You want to know how I know. I’ve… been there. 
Jaune: *silent*
Qrow: I’ve lost people. I’ve got back for people. I’ve killed people. Even innocent people. And whether I liked it or not their deaths -their blood will forever stain my hands. And this was all before I became a huntsman. I’m saying, I know what vengeance can do to even good-hearted people like yourself.
Jaune: *remain silent*
Qrow: You start being spiteful. Stubborn. Colder. Yet willing to throw away your life not knowing what you leave behind. 
Jaune: *remains quiet*
Qrow: Look… if you want revenge, fine… however don’t make your friends suffer for it. Understand?
Jaune: … … Yes.
Qrow: Good. Next is a demonstration. 
Qrow gets up and walks towards the water. Qrow gets into a battle stance as he grips his sword. Jaune watches as Qrow stikes the the lake. However, Jaune was soon stunned as he saw not only Qrow strike the water but split the lake in half, as the current rose and splashed the grass. Qrow then asked;
Qrow: Now what happened? What did I do?
Jaune: You-you used- you used your aura to split the lake. 
Qrow: Good, so you know what your training is about now. With the little time we still have you will learn this technique. During this training, you will be under extreme combative conditions. Weapons drawn. And no aura barrier. This will allow us to knock two birds with one stone.
Jaune: *silent*
Qrow: So what do you say? Care to give it a shot.
Jaune: *readies himself* Bring it.
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Expanding Pyrrha's Music Taste!
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amelia-yap · 3 months
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not pictured: oscar drawing a hot bath
inspired by this
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arc-misadventures · 3 days
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Jaune FMK: Rosalina, Princess Peach, or Princess Daisy
Jaune: MFK XI
Nora: Jaune!
Jaune: Is it time for more, MFK?
Nora: Yes!
Jaune: Haaa… shit. Okay, who is it this time?
Nora: Who would you, MFK between, Rosalina, Princess Peach, and Princess Daisy?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Bitch.
Nora: Eh?
Jaune: Smash, Daisy, breed, Peach, and marry, Rosalina.
Nora: Hey; the MSB, we’re doing MFK!
Jaune: You gave me those three as the choices, and expect me to kill one of them? How crazy are you?
Nora: Shit, why did I say that with those three girls, I’d smash them all if I could.
Jaune: Honestly I’m not a big, Nintendo fan so I’m mostly just basing my choices on their looks.
Nora: Oh… But, what would you say if… Velvet was, Daisy. Yang was Peach, and Glynda was Rosalina? Would that change things up?
Jaune: Mmm no it would still stay the same.
Nora: Really? But, don’t you want to bang your favourite, Nintendo princess?
Jaune: I’m not really into them. My favourite, Nintendo character is, Kirby, not the princesses anyway.
Nora: Oh so you would be okay with banging me then~?
Jaune: W-What are you talking about?
Nora: Out of all the girls I would be, Kirby~!
Jaune: And, why is that?
Nora: Because we share so much in common: We’re both pink. We’re adorable. We have unending appetites. And, most importantly, we’re really good at sucking~!
Jaune: Well… Now I am both scared, and aroused. Thanks for that…
Nora: I can fix that for you if you want~!
Jaune: Uhhhh…?!
Nora: Hey, Jaune~?
Jaune: Y-Yes…?
Nora: Poyo~!
Jaune: …
Jaune: Fuck.
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chantaldraw · 9 months
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"...because you did start something."
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raccrows · 6 months
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simpler times
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marylizabetha · 15 days
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Boop!
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howlingday · 1 day
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Setting - Jaune has a full kitchen and an entire table of hungry teammates just starving for his food. On the upside, Jaune's really good at cooking! On the downside, Jaune's friends are really "hungry".
Ruby: Kyaaa~!
Pyrrha: Mmph~!
Yang: Isn't a man who can cook just the sexiest thing~?!
Blake: You can really feel how caring he is~.
Jaune: It's good, right? Eat up~!
Nora: (Thinking) No fair! If you flash that boyish smile while acting so mature, I can't stop my heart from going bumpadump! It's like I'm falling... Falling in love with Jauney~!.
Weiss: (Slurps soup, Thinking) Oh, how I hate him! Oh, how I hate him! But his smile is sweet and savory, I can't help but await him~! With another slurp of this soup, I must pedal down on the accelerator of LOVE~!.
Ren: Mm... This is good, Jaune. Please, another bowl, if you would.
Ruby: I can feel all of my cares melting away...
Yang: I feel so energized! Like I could take on every Grimm ever!
Blake: You know, in some cultures, when a man cooks for you, it's a sign he wants to get to know you better. You know, in that way~.
Pyrrha: Really?! Oh, Jaune, that makes me so happy to know~!
Nora: He's so shy, isn't he~?
Weiss: PUT THIS DRESS ON FOR US!
Jaune: W-WHAT?! NO WAY! (Runs away, Being chased by RWBYNP)
Ren: ...Hm? (Everyone else is gone) Ah. They're chasing Jaune down. Oh, well, more for me.
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