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#Incorrect rwby quotes
juanarc-thethird · 3 days
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I think she liked it...
Jaune: Are you sure if I send this... Nude to Weiss, she will forgive me?
Nora: Absolutely!
Jaune: I don't know... It feels like too much for an apology.
Nora: You want her to forgive you or not?
Jaune: Ok...
*Send pic*
Weiss: *Far away* AAAAH!!! GOD!! THANK YOU!!!!
Jaune: What the?!
Weiss: THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Jaune: I think she liked it?
Nora: Oh, she totally did~
Weiss: AAahh!~~💕 My Ovaries! They HURT!! I NEED TO BE BRED!!!!!
Nora: Ok, I think she liked it a little bit too much than I expected.
Weiss: JAUNE!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!
Nora: And that's my cue to go. Good luck! *Runs away*
Jaune: WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! I'M SCARED!!!
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team-iceflower · 2 days
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Blake: You know there's a rumor going around.
Weiss: What, that Ruby and I are gay for each other?
Ruby: Ooh gummies!! *reaches for the bag*
Weiss: See no, I'm straight. But if there was a girl that I would marry it would be Ruby.
Blake: How do you feel about that Ruby?
Ruby: *munching* it's not helping with the rumors.
Blake: I think the kiss you two shared on my birthday isn't helping with the rumors.
Weiss: Yeah, I just hate that Ruby didn't give me enough tongue.
Ruby: *chokes on her gummies*
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leokatto · 2 months
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A requested Incorrect rwby quote
Sorry for the wait because school is kicking my ass rn but it's gonna be fine, I hope lol (my uploads gonna be a bit slow because of this)
Also I feel like this was not in the right time to post this because of the news that rooster teeth is shutting down but I still want to post something a bit funny/positive 🥹
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hadesisqueer · 1 year
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RWBY as Tweets (I'm bored)
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iamafanofcartoons · 3 months
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The full compilation of GayMaraMada VoiceOver RWBY Tweets! Original twitter account was gone, so no source link. #GreenlightRWBYVolume10
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willsonlmt · 11 days
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Ruby: What did you get pyrrha gor her birthday?
Yang: I got her a jaune arc body pillow.
Ruby: Really me too.
Blake: I also got her a jaune arc body pillow.
Wiess: Looks like we all had the same idea.
Ren: Nora, please tell me you didn’t also get a jaune arc body pillow as well.
Nora: I got her Jaune.
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Pyrrha on her bed surrounded by jaune pillows and jaune shirtless with a bow on his head feeding her the chocolate cake he baked her.
Pyrrha: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!
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tinyfrog-jpg · 15 days
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I did a silly
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Part 2
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tupayapsina · 5 days
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Jacques: You are not good enough for my daughter
Ruby: You're not good enough for your daughter
Jacques: Excuse me?
Ruby: You heard me
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smh0217 · 3 months
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Jaune: What are you doing?
Yang, “stuck” in a dryer: Help me. I'm stuck.
Jaune: What do you mean you're stuck?Are you stupid?
Yang, pulling herself out of the dryer: Are YOU stupid???
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totallyrwbyquotes · 2 months
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Salem: How many of you freaks do I have to fight?
Tai: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You messed with my daughters. So now, I'm going to fuck you!
Everyone:...
Qrow: Well this just got interesting.
Yang: It's "fuck you up," dad.
Tai: Wait, what did I say?
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jayz4dayz · 4 months
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Blake: Statistics show that one in four people are gay.
Ruby: That means one of us is gay.
Yang: I really hope it's Blake.
Weiss: We're ALL gay, you morons!
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juanarc-thethird · 3 days
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I got a plan
Salem and Team RWBY & Co. are in the middle to get the last relic, the sword of destruction. The problem is, they are low on Aura and one hit from Salem can be letal. Is to much at risk...
Jaune: *Smiling* I got a plan.
*The group gasps in surprise!*
Oscar/Ozpin: Did I heard you right, Jaune?
Jaune: Yep, one last all or nothing gamble!
Yang: All or nothing gamble?!
Jaune: *Serious* Yeah, is my final move.
Weiss: Jaune, when you say 'Final move" You aren't referring to THAT final move, are you?
Jaune: Listen up! This is something you have to do for yourself!
Yang: Just tell us what to do and we follow your lead, Jaune!
Jaune: *Chuckles*
Quickly he jumps towards the sword, grabs it, and runs away from Salem!!
Jaune: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Weiss: No!! And I knew you would do that!!
Salem: AAAAH!!!! *She begins to charge her magic*
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team-iceflower · 23 hours
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Ruby: *petal dashing in a circle in their living room*
Weiss: Not to worry everyone, she had too much caffeine today. She'll burn herself out eventually.
Ruby: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, IM AN ETERNAL FLAME BAYBEEEE!!!! *trips on the coffee table and slams into the wall*
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Door swings open to Yang and Ruby smiling awkwardly in the threshold. Ruby is standing in front of Yang in a desperate attempt to hide the lump in Yang's patrol jacket with her cape.
Yang: We're home! We're just gonna quick run upstairs and-
Blake: Yang Xiao Long, what is in your jacket?
Yang: .......Nothing.
Weiss: Ruby Rose, what is in Yang's jacket?
Ruby: *breaks under scrutiny* We've been had! Abort the mission!
Yang: Ruby, how could you?!
Blake: *unzips Yang's jacket and freezes upon seeing a little baby wrapped in a dirty blanket* Yang...why is there a baby in your jacket?
Yang: Okay, so it's like this, right? Ruby and I are on patrol. We're chatting, keeping an eye out for Grimm, and all of a sudden, we hear something crying in one of the sand dunes nearby. We go check it out, and there's a covered wicker basket half buried in the sand. We dig it up, and this little nugget was inside-
Blake: *half listening as she watches the baby squirm its head free from the blanket, revealing sand blonde hair and tiger ears. Baby's eyes open and look up at Blake with amber-orange eyes*
Baby: *coos at Blake with a smile*
Blake: 💘❤️‍🔥
Yang: -and I couldn't just leave the poor thing! There was no one around, and Oz and Theodore said it would be okay if- ..... Uh....Blake, are you okay?
Blake: Ours.
Yang: Wait. What?
Blake: *takes gurgling baby from the jacket, snuggling it into her arms and giving Yang a kiss* Ours, but now mine.
Yang: *watches Blake take the baby to the bathroom to get cleaned up* WHAT just happened?
Weiss: I think you guys just adopted a baby.
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hadesisqueer · 1 year
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RWBY as Tweets
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iamafanofcartoons · 6 months
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@thepalestrose gave me great inspiration with their incorrect rwby post
www.tumblr.com/thepalestrose/681553149401710592/penny-hello-weiss-i-would-like-to-remind-you-how
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