Person A to Person B who's a hotheaded ball of fire: Don't be rude to anyone. You don't know who else is a serial killer.
Person C: What do you mean by who else?
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Listen, I'm not the type to look for homoeroticism in every single male duo in media. Not everyone swings that way.
But those two?
I smell the fruitiest of fruit, your honor.
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me, real
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I'll protect him.
If you even dare to touch him I'll murder you with a smile on my face.
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Me: *reading a fanfiction*
Me: ah yes, that was a good new fanfiction
Me: *seeing I have it bookmarked = I read it already in the past*
Me: but-but why don't I remember such a great fanfiction?
This is a gift and a curse in the same time
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People that say mutual pining is the best trope are simply in correct. The best trope both in fanfics and regular books is mutual thirsting. There's nothing better than having two characters that want each other and they know they want each other so you get all the playful banter and flirting plus the anticipation that comes with waiting for them to finally give into their desires.
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Just for fun
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So ....?
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Feel free to help this breach containment- I'd love to see what people outside of my own fandoms will feel about it. (Tagging my own fandoms that I've seen one or more of these metaphors in.)
(Edit: I've already gained enough responses through the tags to make a follow-up poll to this one with new metaphors. Debating whether to drop it once this one ends or to just drop it asap.)
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Person B: *Severely tells off Person A who's been singing a silly made-up song for the last half an hour*
Person B, five minutes later: *Unintentionally starts humming the same tune to their utter horror*
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There are four types of fanfiction writers:
I will make them suffer less
I will make them suffer more
I will make them have sex
I WILL MAKE THEM AHDJSJSHSDK
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If only there were useful things in my brain instead of quotes from my favorite ships
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why
Why? Just tell me why are you doing this? Why so cruel? These are my comfort babies! Why did you kill them? And then I am searching for that particular phrase and... BAM! It is gone! Where is that moment keeping me okay?! Where I am asking?! I feel insane like all of these stories were made up in my head and never existed:(((
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“GO!”
“NOT WITHOUT YOU!”
AAAA AHSJUHHSJ IM SUCH A SLUT FOR THIS TROPE JUST TAKE MY WHOLE HEART
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