that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)
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i want you carnally *shoves a knife into your abdomen*
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“my ship kissed!” “my ship held hands!!!” okay. well. my ship had holes in it and was doomed to sink from the very moment of its departure. my ship flipped and drowned all the passengers. my ship had a sail that only faced windward. my ship’s home had always been at the bottom of the ocean floor. my ship is stained with barnacles and prone to heavy winds. my ship’s dock isnt waiting for it to return. And they still didnt fuck even once
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come to the realisation that every fucked-up fictional lesbian couple needs a third, more fucked up lesbian around to make them worse. not for love triangle reasons because the main two are very much into each other and are weird about it but because the third lesbian makes things sooo much worse and also funnier because she can. just girly things etc.
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Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.
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y'all are always complaining about how gay rep has to be perfect and unproblematic like speak for yourself i personally love it when they try to murder each other
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