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I'm very tired of this "queer college students should stop supporting Palestine, they'd kill you there!" I watched a hijabi ask a trans man, "but what name do you want to go by?" A butch giving a woman their hoodie so that she could keep her hair covered after the cops took her scarf. Muslim girls making sure the lesbian couple got through the system together. Religious men making sure green haired protestors got out safe. A Palestinian girl with an ex-southern baptist fiance, who definitely isn't a practicing Muslim, whose parents were raising hell for her. I don't want to hear it. Solidarity forever, free Palestine.

[familiar-anonymous]

Not the bachelor party pulling a Hangover!

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Proud member of the "emotionally-repressed light-haired bisexual in love with my socially awkward dark-haired and possibly gay sarcastic best friend" club

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Wei Ying: Lan Zhaaaan! You are so quiet!

Lan Zhan: I wish you were too.

#incorrect quotes #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #lan wangji #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan zhan #wei ying #incorrect quote #cdrama

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Stiles: Are you a cuddler?

Derek: I'm a monster of death and destruction.

Stiles:

Derek: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

#incorrect quotes #sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #teen wolf #incorrect quote

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Arthur: You can't spell Arthur without a.

Merlin: Without a what?

Arthur: Without A!

Merlin: Without A What?

#just them being silly #incorrect quotes #merthur #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin x arthur #arthur pendragon #merlin emrys #incorrect quote

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Hob, texting: You always reply so late!

Dream: [6 days later] No, I don’t.

Hob: Oh my God! I can't believe it!

Hob: It's the fastest response I have ever gotten from you!

#incorrect quotes #the sandman netflix #dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #incorrect quote #morpheus sandman #hob x morpheus

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Wylan: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Jesper: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

#wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper #six of crows #incorrect quotes #wylan hendriks #incorrect quote #jesper x wylan #shadow and bone #leigh bardugo #gunpowder #gun & powder

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Stiles: I can't be distracted right now. So, no more of this.

Derek: ...

Derek: ...You just gestured to all of me.

Stiles: And I meant it!

#incorrect quotes #sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #teen wolf #incorrect quote

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Arthur: Merlin is mad at me and I don’t even know why.

Morgana: Were you talking before he got mad?

Arthur: Yeah.

Morgana: That’s probably why.

#incorrect quotes #merthur #merlin emrys #merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc #incorrect quote #merlin incorrect quotes #morgana pendragon

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Stiles: I can help too! I'm not just some trophy husband, you know.

Derek: ...YOU'RE a Trophy Husband??? What the hell kind of contest did I win?!?

#teen wolf #sterek #incorrect quotes #stiles stilinski #derek hale #incorrect quote

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Arthur: No offense, Merlin, but what could I possibly need from you?

Merlin: Manners, personality, sword polishing tips. I could go on but I think I have made my point.

#incorrect quotes #merthur #merlin emrys #merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc #incorrect quote #merlin incorrect quotes

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Crowley: I was attracted to you first.

Aziraphale: Well, I confessed first.

Crowley: I asked you out first.

Aziraphale: Well, I said “I love you” first.

Crowley, getting down on one knee: I proposed first.

Aziraphale: Well, I — wAIT WHAT?!

#crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowley #good omens #good omens incorrect quotes #good omens fandom #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote

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Merlin: How would you like your hair cut?

Arthur: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

Merlin: Lol no I am just gonna use magic.

Arthur: what?

Merlin: Which sword - Excalibur or the regular one?

#Day 5983 of Arthur pretending that he doesn’t know about Merlin's magic #incorrect quotes #merthur #merlin emrys #merlin #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #incorrect quote

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Derek: Why do you always describe me as creepy and a stalker? I am funny and handsome too.

Stiles: Funny? Huh yeah sure. If you could joke, the jokes would be like, "Knock Knock." "Who is there?" "Doesn’t matter. I entered through the window!"

#stiles and derek fighting about derek's boundary issues for the nth time #teen wolf #sterek #incorrect quotes #stiles stilinski #derek hale #incorrect quote

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*Lan Zhan and Wei Ying lovingly staring at each other*

Lan Zhan: Huh, a surprisingly peaceful, romantic moment.

Wei Ying: I wonder when will it be ruined?

Jiang Cheng, from down the hall: WEI WUXIAN!

Wei Ying: There it is.

#incorrect quotes #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #lan wangji #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan zhan #wei ying #incorrect quote #cdrama

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Merlin: I still can’t believe everything went according to plan for once!

Arthur: I didn’t even know we had a plan!

Merlin: Oh. So that’s why it worked!

#incorrect quotes #merthur #merlin emrys #merlin #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #incorrect quote