TMR IVY TRIO INCORRECT QUOTES
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Minho: I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.
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Newt: When you said 'magic in bed', I wasn't expecting this.
Thomas: *Hold up an 8 of Clubs* Now, was this your card?
Newt: How in the bloody hell—
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Minho: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see she’s moving on, my dad’s death hit her pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement.
Minho: Update, she got a new partner, and I can no longer make the joke.
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Newt: This bloodline ends with me.
Thomas: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say, "I'm gay."
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Newt: There. How do I look?
Thomas: Like a cheap French harlot.
Newt: French?!
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Newt: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Thomas: Certainly, I'm as sure as—
Minho: Now I can say we're *definitely* lost.
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Newt: What's the height of stupidity?
Minho: Uh.. Thomas, how tall are you?
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mwah mwah
so im rewatching maze runner again and i just think they’re adorable together alright?!
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i just want all maze runner fanfic writers to know that i will NEVER get tired of reading safe haven everybody lives or newt lives or death cure fix-it aus. NEVER. if u guys ever doubt urself and think nobody is going to read that in this day and age, I WILL !! if u write safe haven newt lives au and u have 100 readers i am one of them. if u have 10 im still one of them. if u have 1 reader thats me. if u have no readers that means im dead. go ahead, write it and i will gobble that up and give u all the love !!
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the great thing in being in fandoms like tmr is that it’s such a multiship fandom… like one person could ship thominho and newtmas and thomesa and gallesa and it’s not an issue. like even if it was different in the past, the tmr fan base just seems so nice and welcoming of new ships
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TMR Ivy Trio Incorrect Quotes PT. 2
[Because my addiction to junk food is unhealthy, but my addiction to TMR is so much worse.]
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Newt: I left everyone instructions on what to do while I'm gone.
Thomas: Mine just says, and I quote, "Thomas, no."
Newt: I want you to apply these instructions to every *possible* situation.
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Thomas: I've been in jail for so long, I've lost my mind.
Thomas: The days turn into weeks, and the weeks turn into months.
Also Thomas: How long have I been here? A year?
Minho: ...Thomas, we are playing Monopoly.
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Minho: Well, if someone's not gay for their best friends, what kind of 'best friend' are they, yknow?
Newt: They'd be a straight one. Which you are not.
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Thomas: I think this may be a bad idea...
Minho: Don't start finally thinking about stuff now.
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Minho: I have feelings for you. :)
Thomas: Why? What's wrong? Are you okay?
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Newt: Did.. you just refer to a knife as a 'people-opener'?
Minho: What? Should I not have?
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Newt: You have to apologize to them, Minho.
Minho: Fine! But I will warn you, this might make me a nice person, and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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bundled up ❄️
thominho all warm and cute for winter hehehe
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