Newt: *hearing sounds from Minho's room*
Newt, through the door: Minho, it better be Thomas you're currently fucking because I don't want him to have his heart broken because you're a dumbass who can't confess your crush to him.
Minho:
Thomas, voice muffled by the door: Aww Min, you had a crush on me
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Minho: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning hits him*
Minho: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
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newt : "I'm a man who's got a very specific type."
thomas : "oh, yeah? Like what?"
newt : "oh, y'know — polite, handsome, athletic. That sort of thing."
you, stumbling and falling over a tree root : "motherfucking shit cocksucking LITTLE TREE CUNT!"
newt : "that one, he's my type."
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Gally: Whenever Y/N's mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so she has to come and get help from me.
Y/N: Ughh, will you just open!? *sound of smashing glass in the background*
Gally: It hasn't worked yet but it'll happen.
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Thomas: Uh. I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Newt’*
Y/n: Oh yea. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up note that reads ‘Be good. For the love of god, Please be good’*
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Chuck : The floor's lava!
Newt : *helping Thomas onto the table*
Gally : *kicks Minho off the sofa*
Frypan : There are two types of boyfriends
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Ivy trio x Y/n incorrect quotes
thought I'd try branching out from only Marauders content so I hope you all like this
Masterlist
Newt: Y/n! What did I tell you about lying?
Y/n, looking down: ...That it only works on Thomas
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Newt: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Minho without him noticing?
Y/n: Hey, Minho, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny
Minho: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser
Newt: …
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Y/n: Made you all playlists!
Y/n: Thomas, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul
Y/n: Newt, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression
Y/n: And Minho has the ABBA Gold album
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Newt: Christmas is cancelled
Thomas: You can't cancel a holiday
Newt: Keep it up, Tommy, and you'll lose New Year's too
Thomas: What does that mean?
Newt: Y/n, take New Year's away from Thomas
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Minho: Newt, you'll be working with Thomas and Y/n
Newt: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Newt: ...Of people on a team
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Newt: I’m so happy two of my favourite people are getting along now
Minho: Uh, Y/n and Thomas are not getting along
Newt: They’re not trying to kill each other
Minho: You may have a point
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Thomas: ARE YOU-
Y/n: Fucking
Thomas: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Y/n Fucking
Thomas: IDIOT!
Minho: …What was that?
Y/n: Newt banned Thomas from swearing, so I’m helping him out
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Minho: I think we're missing something
Newt: Teamwork?
Y/n: Cohesion?
Thomas: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Minho*
Minho: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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gally: don’t look at him, he‘s not gonna help you
thomas, 2 mins later: *jumps in front of a bullet for teresa*
gally: *sighs*
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Harry: A world without Lord Voldemort is quite dull
Voldemort: Sounds like you have experience
Harry: Yeah, in my third life I sped-ran the whole thing and took you out before my thirteenth birthday. You should have seen Dumbledore’s face, absolutely priceless
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