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#The ivy trio
valentinetypewriter · 15 days
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Ivy trio x Y/n incorrect quotes
thought I'd try branching out from only Marauders content so I hope you all like this
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Newt: Y/n! What did I tell you about lying?
Y/n, looking down: ...That it only works on Thomas
Newt: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Minho without him noticing?
Y/n: Hey, Minho, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny
Minho: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser
Newt: …
Y/n: Made you all playlists!
Y/n: Thomas, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul
Y/n: Newt, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression
Y/n: And Minho has the ABBA Gold album
Newt: Christmas is cancelled
Thomas: You can't cancel a holiday
Newt: Keep it up, Tommy, and you'll lose New Year's too
Thomas: What does that mean?
Newt: Y/n, take New Year's away from Thomas
Minho: Newt, you'll be working with Thomas and Y/n
Newt: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Newt: ...Of people on a team
Newt: I’m so happy two of my favourite people are getting along now
Minho: Uh, Y/n and Thomas are not getting along
Newt: They’re not trying to kill each other
Minho: You may have a point
Thomas: ARE YOU-
Y/n: Fucking
Thomas: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Y/n Fucking
Thomas: IDIOT!
Minho: …What was that?
Y/n: Newt banned Thomas from swearing, so I’m helping him out
Minho: I think we're missing something
Newt: Teamwork?
Y/n: Cohesion?
Thomas: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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maze-mind · 12 days
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Ivy Trio (In)Correct quotes.
Yes. Part 3. It's too late for me *dies*
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Store Worker: Would a “Newt” please come to the front desk?
Newt, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Minho and Thomas: I believe they belong to you?
Minho and Thomas, simultaneously: We got lost.
Newt: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me...
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Newt: I have a bad feeling about this...
Thomas: What do you mean?
Newt: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Thomas: No.
Minho: That actually explains so much.
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Newt: What’s up? I’m back.
Thomas: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.
Newt: Death is a social construct.
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Newt: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Minho: I'm a knife.
Thomas: He's the little spoon.
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*Scenario: Minho+Thomas in jail together*
Thomas: So, who should we call?
Minho: I'd call Newt, but I feel much safer in jail.
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Thomas: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever, and you're both invited.
Newt: 'If?'
Minho, sarcastically: Great! The only party I've ever been invited to, and you might not even *die*!
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*Scenario: Newt driving Minho+Thomas*
Newt: So, how was your guys' day?
Thomas: We almost got surprise adopted!
Newt: What?
Minho: We almost got kidnapped.
Newt: Oh, okay.
Newt:
Newt: WAIT, *WHAT*?
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Minho: What do you think Thomas will do for a distraction?
Newt: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*A building explodes, and several car alarms start beeping*
Minho:
Newt: ...Or, he could do that. Seems like Tommy.
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Newt: Hey Minho, can I have some dating advice?
Minho: Hold it. Just because I'm dating Thomas does not mean I know how I did it.
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Newt: ...Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Minho?
Minho: No.
Thomas: I do!
Newt: I know, Thomas.
Thomas: I'm sad!
Newt: I know, Thomas.
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Minho: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Newt: Go the shuck to sleep.
Minho: What gif I don't want to?
Newt: Shuck You
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Someone: How many kids do you have?
Newt: Biologically, emotionally, or physically?
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creelby · 1 year
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______ characters as things me and my friends have said part 2 – tmr edition:
thomas, talking to newt over the phone: minho, grabbing the phone: HI, NEWT! OPINIONS ON YOUR BOYFRIENDS BEST FRIEND? newt: and who would that be, exactly? minho: UHM, ME, OBVIOUSLY? newt: ah. well, you’re a very… interesting character… thomas: minho, give that back. *thomas and newt talk for some time, before hanging up the phone* minho, grinning: he said i’m interesting! that’s great! thomas: no, minho. that means he thinks you’re a weirdo.
thomas: i am so confused. do they want me to do something? or…? thomas: they do know that unless they make it blatantly obvious, i’m not gonna know what to do, right?
minho: hey, newt, i’ve just found out the best way to get thomas’s attention! newt: what do you mean? minho: watch this- minho, at the top of his lungs: BISEXUAL TWAT! thomas, comedically popping up from behind a desk: mhm? minho, to newt: pretty cool, huh?
minho: maaan, why you lookin’ at teresa like that? newt: I AM NOT STRAIGHT! THERE IS NOTHING STRAIGHT ABOUT ME! I AM NOT LIKE THIS *makes a straight line with hand* I AM LIKE THIS *wiggles hand so that it’s not straight* IN FACT IM MORE LIKE THIS! *wiggles hand really aggressively* minho: aris, appearing from nowhere: maybe he’s bi? newt: minho: aris:
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There will come ...
a soldier
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a poet
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a king
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hey! i wrote a fic about this if you're interested🤭
Title: There Will Come A ...
Relationship: Thomas/Minho/Newt (Thominewt)
Chapters: 3/3 Completed
Words: 5k
Important Tags: Movie-verse, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Safe Haven AU, Newt Lives AU, References to Depression, Mentioned Canonical Character Deaths (Except for Mary)
Summary: Now that they have time, Minho, Newt, and Thomas deal with the past and face their future. Together.
(other disclaimers on my author's note right there in the link below!)
AO3 Link: THERE WILL COME A... - littlelass - The Maze Runner (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
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th3archivist · 11 months
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you know that feeling when you revisit a fandom you forgot existed for a while and get slammed full force with nostalgia
yeah that’s me with the maze runner rn
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claybyte · 10 months
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i know newtmas is the most popular ship in the fandom but i cant really see them together without minho involved. that silly little man adds so much to their relationship
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subjecta5theglue · 1 year
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i made this thing (whatever it is- i put an absurd amount of effort into it) so enjoy a video of me dying of laughter over it! and a voice reveal i guess???
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toby-du-coeur · 11 months
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the flare in our suns
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loveharlow · 2 years
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OKAY IM DONE IM DONE
I WILL WRITE FOR ALL THREE OF THEM AND SOME
IDC IF THE FANDOM IS SLIGHTLY INACTIVE
EDIT NOT MINE!
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little-pondhead · 1 year
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*tosses these into a pit and bolts*
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maze-mind · 3 months
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OKAY, but im *actually proud of this one*.
If you like thominho angst + newtmas angst + the broke ivy trio shit, this one is SPECIFIC
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creelby · 1 year
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newt: how petty can you get?? thomas: i once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about.
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thomas: heyyy just a heads up, don’t try and make candles with food coloring, the food coloring just sinks to the bottom of the glass and when the flame reaches the bottom all the food coloring catches fire and becomes a massive flame that you can’t blow out and the glass cracks and you pour your drink on it in panic and everything will boil and sizzle and the glass will shatter. newt: newt: what the shuck have you done, tommy. thomas: a mistake.
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thomas: if minho and me were drowning, who would you save? newt: you two can’t swim? minho: it’s a hypothetical question, newt, who would you save? newt: my time and my effort.
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puppetmaster13u · 4 months
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Prompt 147
“It wasn’t my fault!” 
It really wasn’t. Natural portals open all the time, and it wasn’t like he was the one driving! They were just testing out some new gear in the Zone, and the motorcycle was for Jazz so she needed to know how to use it! 
So really, it’s not his fault they’re stuck in another world until another portal opens, nor is it his fault that they’re getting chased by a bunch of yellow-eyed undead. No Tucker, they aren’t your friends just because they have gold-eyes too- and Sam please don’t ask the plants to stab them, they don’t need ghost gold-eyed creeps after them! 
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atelier-melvalda · 4 months
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She gets her like no one else ever did
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theweirdoinurhouse · 2 months
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Anyone else?
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birdghosting · 1 year
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Greetings from Elusia!!
if anyone would find a way to make a polaroid camera it would be zelkov
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