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skippyin · 10 months
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HEY GUYS CAN YOU HELP ME BECAUSE IM RUNNING MYSELF RAGGED TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING
There's a meme of a guy (i think its from a movie but i dont know what) he's surrounded by chalk boards and he's explaining to other characters that he's done some math. And according to his research an [EVENT] is expected to occur at very specific points in time that are getting closer together. The event is usually replaced in the meme with something goofy like:
"...until it gets to the point we can expect [a minecraft creeper to spawn] every seven seconds." Or something goofy like that.
I WANT THE MEME FOR A SHITPOST IDEA I HAD BUT I CANNOT FIND THE FORMAT PLEASE HELP BECAUSE GOOGLE AND KNOW YOUR MEME ARENT HELPING
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scratchyemporium · 3 months
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im on a quest
does anyone have that video where the uber or lyft driver was playing sea shanties on the radio
its like dark and the guy is recording from the back of the car on his phone and it mentions something about sea shanties in the captioning
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kingcaroline · 7 months
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Can somebody please help me find that meme that says "sometimes men that are ugly are hot"
The one that is a movie still with a brunette lady standing in the doorway with her hand on the door frame like looking over her shoulder talking back to someone. I used to have it on my phone but I went through my entire gallery and I can't find it and I need it
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leafkunoichi · 2 years
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Alright I know this is a Naruto blog but I'm on season 2 of Demon Slayer and I just gotta know... Anyone make the 3 weedsmoking girlfriends meme for Tengen yet?
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fabricandcircuits · 10 months
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I can’t for the life of me find the lufthamsa hamster post yanno there’s no better fuckin way zum flyin
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MC: *has to play therapist without pay* So Floyd is there something that scares you?
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svaints · 30 days
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Pounce on you even.
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jelsah27 · 9 months
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A/n- I have been hit with inspiration so I'm about to be like a freaking printer with all these posts. Anyway ON WITH THE SHOW
Sam's store
MC: *buying groceries*
Random Octavinelle student: *bumps MC into the display knocking them and the display in front of them over* Oops
MC: *sitting in the floor in shock covered in various substances*...
ROS: Well since you knocked it over you can pay for it right, no need to get involved? *tries to walk away*
MC: *face switches from shock to anger then settles on a smirk* Boy you chose the wrong day. I can do something that can ruin your whole career.
ROS: Oh yeah? And what would that be?
MC: *says nothing for a moment, but looks up with tears * *sniffles*
Deuce: *pops out of nowhere* HOW DARE YOU HURT MC!!
Ace: *also comes out of nowhere* Yeah! Only WE can ruin their day!
Jack: *stands in between MC and ROS silently flexing*
Floyd: *grabs them from behind* Mah mah, I don't think I gave you permission to be near Shrimpy now did I? *Starts squeezing their shoulder*
Jade: *beside Floyd* No, brother, I don't believe you did. *smiling unnervingly*
Vil: *walks over from behind MC, glaring* Potato, this is unacceptable. Rook *snaps and Rook drops from the ceiling tiles* Take the potato and help them clean up.
Rook: Oui, Roi de Poison! *helps MC up*
MC: *smirks from behind the human wall at ROS but goes back to looking pitiful and a bit reluctant* But I need to get groceries, and... I can't pay for the display but... he did push me-
*green lightning cracks outside*
Rook: *pats MC on the head* No problem, I'm sure Monsieur Sam will take care of it! And I believe the others will take care of the... problem *pulls MC away*
ROS: *gulps as the others close in*
*screams were heard across campus that day*
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cinnamontoads · 3 months
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this edit of rhett and link always makes me laugh so bad I had to redraw it myself too
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hoboyherewego · 1 month
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Shrek in twisted wonderland
IM PISSING MYSELF HE GOT JAMIL WITH A CHAIR 💀💀💀
(Please go follow the creator on TikTok and leave a like 🙏)
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random-twst-things · 6 months
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*idia overblots*
Mc/YN/Yuu: ....
Vil: epel, Mc/Y/N/Yuu, get behind-
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, hands in the air: I'm gonna go buy me a gun!
Vil: MC/Y/N/YUU!-
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: And I'm gonna come back here and SET. THIS. MF. OFF.
Epel: ...I mean
Vil: Do not encourage this Epel Felmier!!!
Rook, who was about to hand the gun to Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...
Vil: Rook, that better not be what I think it is
Rook, slowly putting the gun back into his sleeves: ....whatever could you mean? 😊
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bluerosefox · 1 year
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Wrong Number AU
"I SWEAR TUCKER IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE "I WANNA END YOUR DAD, MARRY YOUR MOM, AND TURN YOU INTO MY EVIL STEPSON/HEIR AND IF YOU DONT IM JUST GONNA TRY CLONING YOU ONCE MORE" FRUITLOOP AGAIN FOR A SECOND TIME THIS WEEK I AM GOING TO LET MY ROUGES END ME, DONT CARE WHO, JUST GONNA LET THEM FINISH WHAT THE PORTAL ACCIDENT STARTED"
-sent by Unknown Number
When Jason Todd woke up that morning to check his texts. He wasn't expecting this.
When Danny sent that rant text to what he thought was Tuckers number (his old phone got smashed in a recent ghost fight, Sam gave him a new one she wasn't using, and Tucker was out of town for a while so he couldn't help Danny transfer his data yet) he wasn't expecting a rather cyptic response
"Wrong number kid. But just for my own curiosity and concern, who is and where can I find this Fruitloop? I just wanna have a chat with him."
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blackopals-world · 6 months
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I'm objectively correct.
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lyle-my-beloved · 6 months
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TWST as unusual Duolingo sentences (the sequel)
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bklily · 2 days
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Oh, so now suddenly EVERYONE thinks Rook is hot. I see how it is. I am watching you.
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Mc gets fed up with their money problems and starts selling hugs part 2
Part 1 is here
Yes hugs... One hug costs five euros/5,44 dollars ;) per minute. Imagine how the twst boys would react to that...
There's really no need for advertising. The word about your company would spread very quickly. Especially after Cater would take a couple of pictures for the magigram.
Riddle would surely have been horrified when he first heard about this. There must be some rule against such activities on the school grounds… But if Crowley didn't do anything to Azul's fish mafia, it's unlikely that he would intervene in this. Actually, Riddle would be a little sad because he would like hugs but it wouldn't be appropriate to buy them.
Riddle wouldn't be the only one who wouldn't be pleased…
Grimm would also be very displeased. Little magic cat does not appreciate that you pay so much attention to others. And that you get money that you wouldn't spend on tuna. Totally unbelievable.
Well, at least some people find this idea funny.
Kalim would like to support you financially and he would love your hugs. Truly a win win situation for both of you.
Jade would be surprisingly helpful and interested. If you would pay him, he would gladly help you with the business whenever he can. The payment can either be made with money or sponges.
Lilia would love your ingenuity and want to support you. This is one of the funniest ideas he's seen in a long time. Lilia would also love to observe other students' reactions and interactions with you.
However, Lilia is not the only one who likes to observe the situation.
Rook would love to take pictures of you hugging other students... especially merfolk, fae and beastman. Or at least you think so. You can swear you can hear the sound of the camera. He himself would cuddle with you sometime~
You really can't script this...
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