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blondeaxolotl · 2 days
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Sorry to bother, but I just really really need to share a thought.
I feel like Malleus would be thoroughly entertained and entranced by a car wash. A car wash to him is more magical to him than actual magic.
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The car wash is his special interest
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crystallizsch · 2 months
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just sitting on the ramshackle couch
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(couch meme)
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tinyfantasminha · 2 months
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we don't want fur on the food now do we
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r-aindr0p · 1 month
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Man the jury is unhinged on those culinary crucible event
I genuinely thought for a few seconds that Ortho would idk casually nuke the food
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Yuu: (holding a baby dragon) hey guys I found him and he won't leave, what should I name him?
Sebek: (proud) Waka-Sama!
Lilia: Malleus 2.0
Malleus: Malleus the second
Yuu: isn't that usually a title for your descendants?
Malleus: irrelevant
Silver: (wakes up) Pumpkin (falls back asleep)
Yuu: Silver wins
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forgwater · 5 months
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cancerdust96 · 5 months
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The first time Malleus meets MC/Yuu
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cheshirefangs · 5 months
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So…
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snowberryc · 6 months
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When you remember that paintings can talk in TWST:
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You can't forget about Rosalia from Cater's vignette, she's lonely too.
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dicetheroll · 10 months
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bklily · 17 days
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The difference between the TWST servers after this recent March update has been incredibly funny.
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jelsah27 · 8 months
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A/n- I have been hit with inspiration so I'm about to be like a freaking printer with all these posts. Anyway ON WITH THE SHOW
Sam's store
MC: *buying groceries*
Random Octavinelle student: *bumps MC into the display knocking them and the display in front of them over* Oops
MC: *sitting in the floor in shock covered in various substances*...
ROS: Well since you knocked it over you can pay for it right, no need to get involved? *tries to walk away*
MC: *face switches from shock to anger then settles on a smirk* Boy you chose the wrong day. I can do something that can ruin your whole career.
ROS: Oh yeah? And what would that be?
MC: *says nothing for a moment, but looks up with tears * *sniffles*
Deuce: *pops out of nowhere* HOW DARE YOU HURT MC!!
Ace: *also comes out of nowhere* Yeah! Only WE can ruin their day!
Jack: *stands in between MC and ROS silently flexing*
Floyd: *grabs them from behind* Mah mah, I don't think I gave you permission to be near Shrimpy now did I? *Starts squeezing their shoulder*
Jade: *beside Floyd* No, brother, I don't believe you did. *smiling unnervingly*
Vil: *walks over from behind MC, glaring* Potato, this is unacceptable. Rook *snaps and Rook drops from the ceiling tiles* Take the potato and help them clean up.
Rook: Oui, Roi de Poison! *helps MC up*
MC: *smirks from behind the human wall at ROS but goes back to looking pitiful and a bit reluctant* But I need to get groceries, and... I can't pay for the display but... he did push me-
*green lightning cracks outside*
Rook: *pats MC on the head* No problem, I'm sure Monsieur Sam will take care of it! And I believe the others will take care of the... problem *pulls MC away*
ROS: *gulps as the others close in*
*screams were heard across campus that day*
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yenyenyeeen · 4 months
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!!TWST SPOILERS!!
The way this Twitter post was so right help
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He's got a few things in his mind
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tinyfantasminha · 5 months
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guys unfortunately ace trappola has to die I have to kill him
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r-aindr0p · 6 months
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✨Bon appétit ✨
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Sebek: HUMAN! how can you eat that!?
Yuu: (eating Lilia's cooking) I can't afford food
Sebek: and killing yourself in the most painful way was your solution!?
Yuu: this is my second serving
Sebek: (scared) you are no Human being
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