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bluerosefox · 1 day
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Tim... Tim just stared.
He...
Huh.
He had once entertained the idea that he wasn't really a Drake, a very long time ago when he overheard his mom and dad arguing and some words were said in the heat of the moment, but to be honest Tim always thought the obvious culprit of anyone being his dad would most likely be Bruce (Bruce even admitted he had a small fling with his mother but that was two years before her marriage)
But before little Tim's curiosity could really take hold on the idea, he had saw on the news Robin performing a Grayson flip and the hint of Tim not being a Drake left his mind. Robin was Dick Grayson! And if he was Robin that had to mean Bruce Wayne was Batman!
Then well... his stalking of the Bats started and the rest became history.
But now, as Tim was staring at his own DNA test, something he never bothered to do until that damned Demon brat wanted to make sure he was ONLY blood son of Bruce (and doing a DNA test something even Bruce never thought of doing due to well… how he was towards Tim during his first months as Robin)
He well…
He kinda needs to find out who this Daniel Jackson Fenton is.
(Tim finds out he isn’t a Drake, but also not a Wayne (because Damian wanted to make sure he was only blood son) but is instead a Fenton)
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brozonelovergirl · 2 days
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The Litterbox (If Floyd was Cat-sitting a Kitten)
Floyd: Awww, isn't this adorable? 😍😍😍😍 Bruce: What? 🤨 Floyd: *coos* Emily's using her cute little litterbox.😙 Bruce: Wait, is that where they go.... Floyd: *nods* Yup. 😄😄 Bruce: *makes a disgust face* Ew. 🤢🤢🤢 Floyd: Bro, don't say that in front of Emily. She needs to know that the litterbox is a comfort place for her to use the bathroom. Emily (the kitten): Mew!😸 Floyd:*gasps* Oh my gosh, she did it. She tinkle-winkle in her litterbox! Yay, Emily! 🥰🥰🥰 Bruce: 😐😐😐😐
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cosmicinkdrops · 3 days
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A vampire alchemist who has created a synthetic human blood serum, not only to satisfy his hunger without hurting anyone, but to be able to donate blood.
A fae who only takes people’s names if they no longer want it and even helps them find a new one. She also guards nice humans from scams and takes people with nowhere else to go into the fae realm.
An elf so germaphobic he isolated himself in a castle that is magically kept pristine, with enchanted crystals creating purified air and visitors having to go through an intense regime of disinfectation before being able to enter.
A siren whose voice is so hurtful to the human ear that sailors will go out of their way to avoid getting anywhere close to her home.
A ghost that’s basically a disembodied soul attached to a sheet of cloth. It takes care of the old mansion it lives in and constantly forgets that it cannot go through solid objects.
A dragon that inhales fire and actively seeks to keep things from burning down. They also seek out hidden treasure to give to those in need and have scales that are really squishy.
A person who turns into a werewolf every night except during a full moon and is barely a functional human being throughout the day, only managing somewhat by drinking an excessive amount of coffee.
A succubus who is absolutely revolted by anything remotely sexual and feeds off of hugs, pats, cheek/forehead kisses, hand holding and cuddles instead.
A necromancer who’s going out of their way to seek out any dead souls rummaging on the Earth and talk them into going to the afterlife.
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flamingpudding · 6 months
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The Stand-in Job
Danny loved his job. It was an easy on call job he got rather on accident. But it paid well and gave him enough time to deal with ghost matters outside of scheduled work hours.
Though now he got stuck in a situation his Boss had not provided him with a script and or explanation how to behave for.
Danny was a simple Stand-in. Sort of like a Stuntman kind of job. His boss was paying him to simple take his place during public appearances, or meetings with no big decision he has to sit through just to listen. Or on the easiest of days, to just sit in his boss office so it appears that someone is there while his boss was doing who knows what. Danny doesn't question, that's why his boss liked him.
But again, no where in his contract was described how he was supposed to handle this situation. So now he was stuck having beat up a couple of wannabe kidnappers and some vigilantes talking to him all casually going on and on how 'Tim', his boss, wasn't supposed to do that to not risk his public image. Should he record this as evidence for his Boss? It sounded like these vigilantes were spilling some of his boss' secrets that shouldn't be known to the public.
Tim just needed someone to sit in his place to make it appear like he was there when he had cases to work through. Danny was the perfect hire for it and Tim liked very much that Danny doesn't ask questions, like he understood. Yet when Danny sent him a text questioning how he should behave as Stand-in in front of Gotham's vigilantes.... Tim wasn't sure if he should feel offended or highly amused about his siblings not realizing that the one kidnapped in public hadn't been Tim but his Stand-in Danny.
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halfa-failure · 4 months
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Idk something came over me
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theorphicangel · 6 months
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imagine being a receptionist at a partner company and having to deal with CEO!satoru’s flirting with you each and every time he steps into the building
“I wonder when they could afford a pretty girl like you here?”
“you’re five minutes late, mr gojo.”
“eh tomato tomate?”
“that’s not the—“
“I’d love to stay and chat with pretty girls at the desk all day but I do have a meeting to get to unfortunately, don’t miss me too much.” he leaves with a wink.
and when he brings his so-called ‘business partner’ getou with him, you play the teasing fool for them.
“Oh lemme guess! dumb 1 and dumb 2?”
“hey that was mean, princess.” satoru replies.
you’d be lying if that pet name didn’t get to you.
not to mention the constant pestering of dates each and every week.
“say…when will you let me take you out for dinner, pretty girl?”
“never.” you mutter, eyes fixated on the screen, typing loudly at your computer.
“please—“
“if your meeting’s done I’m signing you out.”
“is that a yes then.”
“No.”
“I’ll pick you up at seven.”
“you don’t even know where I live.”
“I’ll find out, pretty girl.”
In reality he’ll just wait outside the building till you finish your shift
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nightingale2004 · 1 month
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Snape fandom. I have something to say.
I just realized we don't get enough of alive au severus and Scorpius!
EVERYONE! SEVERUS IS LITERALLY DRACO'S GODFATHER AND FATHER FIGURE!!
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME SCORPIUS WOULDN'T ADORE SEVERUS (he's alive. He's not dead) AND CALL HIM GRANDPA?!
We 👏need 👏this 👏content.
We need the fanart, we need the headcanons, we need EVERYTHING.
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blackrosesandwhump · 2 months
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Totally random idea that just popped into my head:
A human who sets up a contractual business with vampires as their bloodbag on call, able and willing (even eager) to feed them as the need arises.
Imagine a dim, fancy shop, all the windows curtained over or blacked out, and a smiling human who walks out of the shadows to greet the vampire that just showed up, starving, at their door.
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bbcreative-0 · 4 months
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Usagi Can’t Flirt
AINT NO WAY THAT DUMB BUNNY CAN FLIRT!!!!
Look I get why people think Usagi can flirt but HE CAN NOT!!!
This bunny grew up on a farm and never meet other people until he was like 16. Meanwhile Leo grew up watching TV and Lou Jitsu was his role model!
Now does this mean Leo knows all the god awful cheesiest pick up lines? Yes. Does Usagi fall for it EVERY SINGLE TIME? You are damn right he does!
Look I just need a fic where Leo is telling Usagi bad Pick up lines and Usagi is falling for it like the himbo he is. That’s it. That’s the post.
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starlightshadowsworld · 5 months
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Kunikida: Do you Akutugawa Ryuunosuke take Atsushi Nakajima to be your lawfully wedded husband.
Akutagawa: What?! No?!
Gasps echo across the room.
Tachihara faints.
Everyone: looks suspiciously at Higuichi who shakes her head wide eyed.
Atsushi: heartbroken, in tears What...?
Akutagawa: oblivious to all of this, glares at Kunikida I'm marrying the Jinko! Why are you blabbering on about this Atsushi person?
Atsushi:... Sadness turns to anger WHAT?!
One explanation and a revived Tachihara later
Akutagawa:... Oh...
Atsushi: That's all you have to say?! Oh?!
Akutagawa: Jinko... Erm, Atsushi I can explai-
Atsushi: This whole time... This WHOLE TIME?!
Akutagawa: Ji-
Atsushi: 10 YEARS!
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Dazai: See I told you not to marry him, he's no good for you.
Atsushi: eyes blazing You're the one who told me to propose!
Dazai:... Oh yeah. Well who told you to listen to me. My ideas are terrible, right Chuuya?
Chuuya: already getting drunk with Yosano because this event can no longer be done sober Fuck you, asshole!
Yosano: no idea what they're talking about Yeah fuck you!
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Akutagawa: He's not gonna let this go is he?
Tachihara: Nope.
Hirotsu: I mean at least you guys still got married.... Somehow.
Akutagawa: True, who knew he had a different name this whole time.
Everyone: sweat drops
Gin: You're making it very hard to defend you right now.
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Atsushi: drunk talking about Akutugawa I hate him!
Chuuya: drunk talking about Dazai I hate him too!
Atsushi: Why did I marry him?!
Chuuya: It felt like a good idea at the time!
Atsushi: Right!
Chuuya: Than he blew up my car!
Atsushi: He didn't even know my name!
Chuuya: Why are men so stupid!
Atsushi: I don't know!
Akutagawa: Should we do something?
Dazai: Only if you want your marriage and death certificate issued today.
Akutagawa:...
Dazai: Thought so.
Akutugawa: Wait, you blew up his car?!
Dazai: uh uh, you are not giving me shit for that after this.
Akutagawa:... Touché
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injuries-in-dust · 4 months
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Had a random inspiration for what could probably be a Disney Channel summer family movie.
A family has twin children, but only enough money to send one child to college.
The wacky solution they come up with: both kids will attend college, pretending to be the same person!
good old-fashioned family entertainment. A nice easy way to pass 90 minutes.
I imagine the usual tropes;
Like a love interest confused about why their new crush is ignoring them half the time.
Some stuck-up antagonist, who is being driven mad trying to figure out how this person can attend so many classes so effectively. A couple of classes even seem to occur at the same time and they still have perfect attendance!
And our main characters occasionally have to come up with some quick excuses why their clothes are different after a person just saw them five minutes ago.
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bluerosefox · 7 hours
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When Jason had been going to Gotham Academy, he had (for a good reputation for the media and to help him catch up on his penmanship, remember he had been on the streets and dropped out of school before getting picked up by Bruce for a while) signed up for a penpal project for 'less privileged people' to write to.
(Although Jason was annoyed the penpal project stayed within the states and only selected a middle of nowhere town, he knew the Richie Rich Elites would never subjugate their 'Heirs' to actual kids in need of learning how to read and write)
But Jason didn't mind his penpal.
Danny Fenton was a riot to talk, err write to in all honestly.
From his dry punny humor (and boy can he give even Dick a run for his money in the pun department but hey using some of them actually got Dick to warm up to him a few missions ago) and death jokes so many death jokes, to his nerdy love for space Jason enjoyed writing to Danny.
Even the short stories he would write about a ghost kid protecting a small town from other ghosts was interesting to read. He really liked the different kinds of ghosts there could be. Granted some seemed very OP like that Clockwork dude.
Jason liked writing to Danny, and even after the penpal project was over they had plans to keep sending letters, maybe even exchange numbers soon...
But then he died by the hands of the Joker.
The letters leaving Wayne Manor may had decreased but the letters being sent never did or at least until a few years ago.
Then Jason somehow returned to the land of the living.
Got taken by the LoA, tossed in the green waters and turned into their Pit Raged weapon for a while before leaving them behind and setting out for his revenge against the Joker and to force B's hand.
And becoming a Crime Boss for a while too. Can't forget that.
Point being with all this going on, the old warm memories of exchanging letters with Danny Fenton was pushed into the back of his mind and forgotten about for a while.
It isn't until one afternoon at Wayne Manor that while roughhousing with Dick, who had Jason in a brotherly headlock as they walked down a hall to one of the sitting rooms, that while Jason had slipped out of Dick's hold had stumbled into a hallway desk that had a few things on the top of it, one of the things being a small box that tumbled off when Jason hit it.
The box lid opened and out of it spilled out a good number of letters.
"Shiii-p, dang it Dick!" Jason said when he looked at the mess he accidentally made and stopped himself from swearing, the place might be named Wayne Manor but everyone knew this was Alfie's domain and no swearing was a rule within his halls.
Dick only laughed and teased only in a way a sibling can do "Hey not my fault your as big as a tank Jaybird! We should get you some caution signals if you keep bumping into things!"
Jason flipped him his favorite finger, thankfully Alfred only knew when they swore thus it did not summon him, and bent down to the letters.
His hands froze when he recognized the hand writing and the address it was sent from.
"From: Danny Fent Nightingale
Amity Park, IL"
To: Jason Todd-Wayne
Gotham City, NJ.
Wayne Manor"
And when Jason opened the letter. He really wasn't expecting what was written inside.
"Jason.
I'm finally leaving Amity Park. I can't be there anymore, not after everything. I'm too tired, and emotionally hurt. Everything is just to much. And I can't keep doing this to myself. My parents still can’t understand there is nothing ‘wrong’ with me or why I refuse to let them take care of Ellie, I refuse to let her live the way Jazz and I did, Jazz has to much on her plate already with her own life and college but she’s been hounding me to reach out to mom and dad, Sam refuses to listen to me when I tell her I want to be more than ‘Phantom’ in Amity Park, and Tucker is so busy trying to get into a good college and job we barely have time to talk nowadays. And don’t get me started on Vlad, that fruitloop’s been breathing down my neck since Ellie’s deaging.
Despite how much of a hellhole you like to call it, I think Gotham might be my, no mine and Ellie’s best bet of living some kind of life, especially now since the whole deaging she had to go through, she needs an ectoplasm rich city as well and since she has no actual papers because she was my clone and I remember you saying Gotham has people who can create new identities and-
I’m rambling again, to letter you again. I really need to stop it.
I can’t keep pretending you’re going to read these.
I know you’ll never read these. You’re gone. I can’t even find you in the Realms no matter where I look.
I’m sorry. For using you as, well, a way to vent my life for last couple of years. I shouldn’t had done it but it helped me.
Believing my friend was still alive and getting my letters I mean.
Again I’m sorry.
This will be my last letter to your ghost, pun unintended.
Goodbye Jason. Wish us luck in your city.
-Danny Fen-Nightingale...."
The sent date on the letter was roughly eight years ago.
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tiamatsan · 1 year
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I have a dpxdc idea!
So there's tons of Danny was actually Bruce's son the whole time! plots where Danny mom ranges from Catwoman, to Wonder Woman, to Talia Al Gul... Sooooo what if we turned into into a Mama Mia situation?
Like due to time shenanigans, looking at you Clockwork, no one realizes Danny is Bruce's son until Danny's a teenager. When they do find out everyone wants to know, who's the mom? Due to ectoplasm corrupting Danny's DNA they can't use it to confirm who exactly his mom is.
So Danny, in his no thoughts all action, head of his comes up with a plan to invite ALL of Bruce's ex's to Gotham by simply sending out invitations to his debut gala.
Bruce finds out too late to stop it and the rest of the Bat fam are egging Danny on. Damian wants Talia to be Danny mom if only so that if he had to share the "only biological son" title at least it will be with a full blooded sibling. Dick wants it to be Selena because she's his favorite. Jason is rooting for Diana because she's his favorite. Everyone else are switching sides on a whim depending on which brother can convince them the most. (Duke and Tim are the ones who swap the most. Duke because he doesn't really care and finds it funny. Tim because he's 3 days of no sleep and too many cans of monster coffee energy to really be thinking straight)
Meanwhile once Bruce figures out what is going on, realizes that he has to deal with a gala that will have all of his ex's in it and is slowly loosing his mind
("...why did you send one to Clark?"
"Wanted to cover all of my bases just to be safe."
"...He's a man."
"And an alien! You can't say that male kryptonians can't have babies! For all we know kryptonians might not even have 2 genders! No one really knows!"
"We never dated!"
"That's not what the internet says!"
"... Sigh."
-meanwhile Tim overhears this whole conversation and is so sleep deprived that his first reaction is to immediately text Kon and be like "holy shit I think our dad's had a gay baby together?!?!?!")
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hugsandchaos · 1 month
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Danny and Time both drop random bits of lore about themselves and don’t explain. Not even to each other. But they love to sit back and watch the others try to figure it out.
Example A
Time: The biggest thing I fought was the moon.
Danny: I died, but I lived.
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flamingpudding · 2 months
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Random futuristic dpxdc idea I am having during work.
Damian took over being Batman when Bruce, stubborn as a bull, finally decided to retire. Of course, any good Batman needs a Robin. And when Damian heard of a teen hero protecting his town all on his own without the help of any adults, he decided he found the perfect candidate to become his Robin to mentor. A traumatized boy who needed a loving, finacial, stable, and protective family he and his siblings could provide with no problem. Even if the kid didn't seem to realize that right now.
Bruce is enjoying his retirement and watching amused Damian's first attempt in adopting his own son that isn't an animal for once.
The bat family are laughing at the irony of Damians attempts in getting his own Robin to Mentor.
And Danny is freaked out at the adult in a Bat suite insisting he becomes Robin when he was already Phantom and was over analyzing his home life.
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aviolettrose · 1 month
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Ok but imagine the Arkham Knights Story line a little bit different.
(Triggerwarnings for T*rture)
Like Bruce met the Arkham Knight (but doesn't know it is Jason) because he went to Arkham because the Joker was killed and he needed to be there
The idea is that Bruce, Dick and Tim are with the JL because of a meeting, and they get like an email or package, idk, but there is a tape.
On the tape you see Jason much older and he is being t*rtured and mocked by thr Joker, waterb*arded by Harley and getting beat up by guys dressed up as Batman, Robin an Nightwing.
You can also see Jason beating those guys up and killing them in process.
Jason asking the Joker to finally kill him.
Jason being forced to eat rotten food, mice, insects etc.
The last sequence is Jason beating/killing again some people dressed up and the Joker laughing, but suddenly, Jason is attacking the Joker, the camera falls to the ground, Jason killed the Joker.
Jason picks up the camera smiles (a weak, cruel smile) and saying, "I think you will enjoy this."
The video stops and silence among everyone.
Bruce is crying because that is his son, he thought was dead
Dick is sobbing because that's his little brother who he thought was dead
Tim is pale and tears are running down his face because that is his hero right there.
The JL is overwhelmed because the fuck did they just watched? And how should they handle a crying batfamily?!
Thoughts? Different ideas to add?
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