#incorrect bagginshield

[whispering-about-bagginshield]

Thorin: I give up. I am so tired.

Balin: Get the emergency supply!

Dwalin: *carries Bilbo and places him in front of Thorin*

Bilbo: *smiles*

Thorin: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO!

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[meteors-lotr]

Thorin: OW! Bilbo: What happened? Thorin: Nothing, just nicked myself on the blade Bilbo: Aw, here *kisses his finger* Thorin: Why'd you do that? Bilbo: It's a hobbit thing! Kissing booboos makes you feel better! Thorin: -Later- Thorin: Dwalin I need you to punch me in the mouth

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[autistook]

Bilbo Baggins as text posts

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[trashcancalicojack]

Thorin: Whenever Bilbo is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to get help from me.

*sound of glass breaking in the background*

Thorin: It hasn't worked yet, but it will happen

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[njordr]

gay people can never say i love you it’s always gotta be some shit like “i look absurd,” “it is a gift, a token of our friendship. true friends are hard to come by.”

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[robindraconis]

Bilbo: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Thorin: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Bilbo: … Bilbo: You mean ring bearER, right? Thorin: … Bilbo: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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[glorfindelridesagain]

Bilbo: You have to apologise to Thranduil.

Thorin: Fine.

Thorin: Unfuck you, or whatever.

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[xxsircharlesxx]

*Bilbo reaching for something high up*

Thorin: You’re so short

Bilbo: Well why don’t you put some inches in me?

Thorin: What?

Bilbo: What?

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[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Thorin: *aggressively pushes Bilbo against the wall* WHERE'S THE ARKENSTONE?

Bilbo:

Bilbo: Are we about to kiss-

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[a-sneaky-bagginses]

Dwalin: "Thought ye were avoidin' this route to escape the hobbit's wrath"

Thorin: "It's been 2 days, I'm sure he's over it by now"

Bilbo: "Oh look, if it isn't the asshole under the mountain in his idiot hat"

Dwalin, whispering: "I think he's still mad"

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[kililvr]

THORIN : i would let you ruin my life

BILBO : sorry, i'm busy ruining my own, you'll have to wait

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[whispering-about-bagginshield]

Thorin: Bilbo, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Bilbo: *wearing a cloak that's 5 times bigger than his size* Spooky.

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[meteors-lotr]

Baby Frodo: Teach me how to fight! Thorin: *Makes fists* You don’t fight with these. Thorin: *Points to his head* You fight with this. [Later] Balin: Why has the hobbit lad been head-butting people? Thorin, nodding sagely: Ah, just as I taught him.

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[lavi394]

Bilbo: Clearly Thorin doesn't love me, the most romantic things he did to me were literally giving me some cool rocks and braiding my hair

The Company: HE WHAT?!

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[trashcancalicojack]

Kili, running into the room: UNCLE-

Thorin, whispering: SHHH! Bilbo is sleeping

Kili, also whispering: Oh, sorry

Thorin, still whispering: What's up?

Fili, who was just behind Kili, whispering calmly: There's a fire

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[manmadedonut]

Bilbo: I... did a bad thing..

Thorin worried, not even thinking what it could be: What ever is it my love?

-

Bard: I did a bad thing.

Thranduil: Does it involve me?

Bard: No.

Thranduil: Then suffer in silence.

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