#lord of the rings incorrect quotes

[manmadedonut]

Bilbo: I... did a bad thing..

Thorin worried, not even thinking what it could be: What ever is it my love?

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Bard: I did a bad thing.

Thranduil: Does it involve me?

Bard: No.

Thranduil: Then suffer in silence.

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[chickentenderx]

Legolas: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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[entishramblings]

Pippin: Do dragons fart fire?

Bilbo: I don't know.

Pippin: I thought you went to college.

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[just-a-little-cellist]

incorrect middle earth starring y/n #8

Boromir: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Y/n: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Boromir: That one. I want that one.

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[angelofthenight]

Legolas: Do I even weigh anything to you?

You: No, it's like holding a couple of grapes

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[grondds-and-roses]

Kid Aragorn, running around Rivendell:

Elrond: Let me see what you have there :)

Aragorn: A KNIFE

Elrond, running after him: NO!!

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[httpsclarye]

Aragorn: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Boromir: Weak. I sleep with two under mine

Faramir: You are both pathetic

Aragorn: What killer weapon do you sleep with then, prince badass?

Faramir: Eowyn

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[ironmandeficiency]

pippin: i have a confession. i’m terrified of the backstreet boys

merry: tell me why

pippin: *screams*

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[braxix]

Maedhros: *Relaxing*

Maglor: *Runs past* ANARCHY

Elros: *Runs past* ANARCHY

Elrond: *Runs past* ANARCHY

Maedhros: I need a vacation.

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[am0o5]

Gimli: I was attracted to you first.

Legolas: Well, i confessed first.

Gimli: I asked you out first.

Legolas: I said “i love you” first.

Gimli, getting down on one knee: I proposed first!

Legolas: Well- wait WHAT!?

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[fandom--incorrect--quotes]

Pippin, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha. Merry: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

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[manmadedonut]

Legolas: I love you

Aragorn, doing something: Hm?

Legolas: I said i fucking hate you

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[chickentenderx]

the fellowship as things my sister has said:

Aragorn: “What’s an emo hashtag i can use?”

Legolas: “I keep it on video cuz I like looking at myself”

Boromir: *holding one end of a string while someone else holds the other* “it’s like holding hands but without the commitment”

Gimli: “fight me tofu lady!”

Sam: “no bc i AM the best mac and cheese maker”

Frodo: “now i’m properly medicated and accessorized”

Merry: “I may not know what Alaska is, but I know where the gas tanks are”

Pippin: “Wait are humans mammals?”

Gandalf: “Stop being racist they’re obviously all gay”

bonus: the ring: “i’m not just a burrito, i’m a late night taco bell burrito”

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[entishramblings]

Pippin: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

Aragorn, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

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[just-a-little-cellist]

incorrect middle earth starring y/n #7

Y/n: That was so hot, Boromir. Boromir: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Y/n: I'm so in love with you.

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[hoeoftherings]

Gimli, angrily staring at Éomer pointing his sword at him: And as our dearest friend Naira once said… get fucked, Éomer!

Naira, exhausted: I never said something like that, Gimli.

Haldir: I am afraid, you did.

Naira, mockingly: I aM afRAiD yOu dID.

Aragorn, sighing: You yelled “GET FUCKED YOU MIRKWOODISH CUNT!!!!” to Thranduil… at least six times, when we have been in Mirkwood.

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