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incorrectbatfam · 1 day
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We have Bruce doing Good Dad™ things but what about Neutral Dad™ things
Mowing the lawn while drinking a cup of coffee
Standing outside and staring at an oncoming storm
Sneezes that get louder with each kid he adopts
"Hold this light while I fix this"
"Do NOT touch the thermostat"
Falling asleep on the recliner while watching a show that he'll pretend to hate when the kids ask about it
Matching cargo shorts, socks, and sandals with Clark every time they're in Smallville
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kitkatmochi · 1 day
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Siren! Darling: *stare*
Yan! Pirate: for the last time, you can't have my crewmates for snack!
Siren! Darling: *droop*
Yan! Pirate: fuck- fine! I'll catch you a nice guy to snack on once we port, okay?
Siren! Darling: :D
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anyaeras · 1 day
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❥・Domme!Mommy!Wanda head cannons
[sometimes I just think about her]
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♡ Soft head cannons-
❥・mommy Wanda's love language was words of affirmation, yet she also enjoyed physical touch, such as holding you, soft back rubs and running her hand through your hair. You being a cuddler, she finds it adorable
❥・She wasn't a big cook, but she loved to bake, often she was ask for you help making some sweet treats.
❥・ When she was reading on the sofa she would always welcome you to lay you head on her lap, she would read and randomly run her fingers through your hair.
❥・Late nights she loved to watch sitcoms, overtime she would get you to also fall in love with the cute television programs
❥・Wanda was protective, she made sure you were taken care of always. She got very good at reading your emotions and made sure to try and keep them in check.
❥・ Even though she was protective, she was also very possessive, anytime you guys went to one of Tony's parties her jealousy would spike.
❥・ She loved to pick out your clothes, better if she could put you in her own sweaters. She knew you liked the smell of them anyway.
❥・She uses flower bomb perfume by viktor and rolf
❥・ Wanda Loves baths, she would add lavender salts when she would take baths, sometimes she would ask you to join her.
❥・she found when you had an attitude funny, knowing she could easily change your mood.
♡ NSFW-
❥・Wanda had a huge mommy kink obviously, she loved when you called her mommy in and out of bed, it made her feel things in the best way.
❥・ Praising, she was soft and would praise you when you were doing a good job. Eating her out? "So good for me baby" "keep going детка, so pretty you are"
❥・ Mommy Wanda used pet names A LOT, she could never run out as she always added a pet name when speaking to you.
❥・ She had a dark side, sometimes she just needed to rut her strap into you, taking out her stress as you moaned and squirm under her.
❥・ She loved to get you begging and whining for her touch. Wanda thought it was hot to see you beg for her to play with you.
❥・ She loved to dress you up in pretty lacy bras and panties.
❥・She was positive, and would sometimes leave marks just for you to look back at them.
❥・ Praising you while fucking you in front of a mirror so you can see yourself being mommy's slut
❥・ Oral fixation, she would put her fingers in your mouth just for fun, forcing you to suck.
❥・when you are really being a brat, she was get mean with you back, making sure you knew mommy was in charge.
❥・ Sometimes when she was really in the mood she would ride a strap she put on you, or maybe even let you fuck her, guiding you showing you just how to fuck her the right way.
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cirrocula · 1 day
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been thinking about genderfluid! tim lately...
i like to think that he switches between being robin and stray / catlad whenever he feels like it
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vasyandii · 2 days
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My König Headcanons
This one is an update from the previous one since I wasn’t happy with it
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falmerbrook · 2 days
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Do you think after a particularly intense battle, someone fighting with their Thu’um would lose their voice? Like, the Last Dragonborn would be all hoarse and croaky for a week after fighting Miraak
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csainzoperator · 4 hours
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ferrari drivers and their reaction to you kissing them in the middle of a conversation ☆
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warnings: kissing (obviously), skinship, suggestive jokes, slight nsfw, mentions of sex, mentions of food.
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charles leclerc
♡ would be yapping about his new ice cream brand, LEC. he would be talking about it so passionately and lovingly that you cannot contain the amount of joy listening to him talk brings you.
♡ he would look at you weird, tilting his slightly, his eyebrows raised in question when you don't react to his words anymore.
♡ you would lean in and give his lips a soft peck, making him giggle. "what was that for?" he would question, gazing at you momentarily, his dimples on display, a soft shade of crimson on his cheeks.
♡ you shrug, "just because." his smile brightens, making your chest tighten with warmth. the type of warmth you feel when the summer breeze brushes through your hair, when you dip your sandy toes into the cold sea water, when you have hot chocolate on christmas night. you admire his smile, unknown to the one on your own face.
♡ he would caress your cheek softly, pulling you closer to him. he always felt so ALIVE when he touched you. so real. so full of uncontrollable love. he would kiss your lips, gently, like he was touching a something so fragile, so precious, so important. because you were all that. "just because." he would mutter against your lips, a shy smile adorning his face.
carlos sainz
♡ it was a summer break, you and carlos were in your small beach house in the south of france. he was making you both breakfast. you did try to help him (tried cracking an egg and got an egg shell inside the bowl), but he refused. he wanted to give you "queen treatment" because princess was too basic.
♡ you sat on the counter as you watched him work around in the kitchen. something about this act was so homely, so domestic. how automated it was, how it all came together so perfectly. how you were so used to it, but would never get tired of it. he was whisking up his world famous (as he would like to call it) pancakes.
♡ you would lean towards him, and he would question your loving stare "no i am not letting you help, mi vida." he would wear his stern gaze, hoping it would shut you up. helping him was far from what you wanted to do. you grab his face and kiss his plumply lips, making a 'muah' sound.
♡ although surprised by the sudden affection, he wouldn't waste a second in kissing you back. his lips would make their way downwards, leaving sloppy kisses down your neck. you had to shove him away playfully to make him stop.
♡ he would have a slight pout on his face, picking up his whisk again to work on his masterpiece. "why would you kiss me!? it was distracting, baby. now i'm not even hungry." he would whine, feeding you before letting the neighbours know what his name was through your, let's say, high pitched vocals.
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an: i made this while listening to bollywood romantic songs i lowk died ok. js a lil drabble for my adorable followers! hope u love it <3
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momothelocalfish · 2 days
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he doesn’t like transphobic people, for obvious reasons
( lil extra )
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jaqratte · 1 day
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I feel like he'd glow in the dark
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Jason created the batjokes ship to get back at Bruce for not killing the Joker.
Bruce: Jason, you know I can't kill him. I don't...
Jason: Of course you can't. He's your other half, your soulmate, your secret lover, the bottom to your top, the death to your justice, your Mistah J, your ...
He writes the first fanfic and sends it to the justice league.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 days
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The batfam's time machine breaks down in the past
Lucky for them, there's an ancient Sumerian copper merchant happy to sell them the parts
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geckoomoria · 2 days
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Boy next door sam! who purposely takes walks by your house whenever ur getting the mail or watering the front porch plants
Boy next door sam! who cuts the power in ur house just so u can knock on his door and ask for help
Boy next door sam! who leaves his window open at night hoping u catch a glimpse of him shirtless (and vice versa)
Boy next door sam! who gets super jealous anytime another person who isn’t him or a family member goes into ur room. only he deserves that privilege
Boy next door sam! who somehow manipulates his mom into becoming friends with ur guardian so he or you can visit eachothers houses and see eachother more often
Boy next door sam! who climbs the tree connecting ur bedroom windows just so he can sit on the ledge and have late night convos with u
Boy next door sam! who hides his smoking habits in the weirdest ways when u catch him. “the smoke coming from my mouth?? i hafafafafashad my food babe , its just the steam from heat😰”
Boy next door sam! who sneaks into ur bedroom even when its daytime and everyones home just so he can soak in ur presence ( and make u soaked😛)
Boy next door sam! who makes u sit on his lap and do his grunge makeup for him and it turns into a make out sesh right away
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clairellie · 2 days
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STREAMER ELLIE ! HEADCANONS
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a/n: i loved writing this so i might actually make a fic on it?!? but not guaranteed.. WE LOVE STREAMER ELLIE!!!
warnings: ellie loves you dearly,
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streamer!ellie who literally makes her streams fucking 4 hours long. she won't stop yapping, she's always asking questions and making polls and this and that.
“chat, should we play this game” “oh shit, ... made a new video, chat, should we watch it?”
the chat starts spaming yes’s and no’s. “i cant read allat. its going too fast— pause.” then she makes a poll
speaking of that... streamer!ellie will NOTTT stop saying pause after every little thing. if she doesn't say pause, shes look at the camera with that little smirk she has.
streamer!ellie who easily gets annoyed when they keep saying she sounds “hot” or whatever. she was too nervous to do a face reveal at first but then chat had to hype her tf up.
gf!streamer!ellie who had to hide your identity at first because she wanted to keep the fans from spamming you in the comments about her— but the hiding didn’t even work like chat found out 3 days later…
the reason why is because she kept forgetting to mute or get out of frame when she was speaking you.
but she also started playing random games that she normally wouldn’t play with this “other girl” she met… hm.
like dress to impress, royale high, bloxburg, and others. but okay pretty pink princess!
gf!streamer!ellie who kept on getting bugged about her promise ring.
she was showing her fit (because she does fit checks on stream) and chat would not shut up about the ring they kept spotting.
the next day she went on twitter and the first post she saw was:
“OMG ELLIE IS MARRIED?!?!!?”
she had to tell chat that, 1. its on her left hand, 2. you and her “weren’t in a relationship for that long yet” but its been fucking 1 year ellie. stop lying!!!!! and 3. she wasn’t “ready” even though she kept saying she was gonna marry you any day now.
streamer!ellie who gets BASHED in chat bro.
“what the helllll, oh my god.”
“uhm ellie, those dont match…”
“please tell me ur gf didnt pick that out..”
or when she keeps shooting at the wrong team… like babe those are ur teammates. (me too els..)
“ELLIE WTF ARE U DOING?!”
“can she read..?”
“she MIGHTT be a bit color blind.. 😬😬”
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mydeadstars · 3 days
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Zutara headcanons?
- katara found out how zuko got his scar while he was sleeping and compared the shape to her hand
- they never actually got together, even in my most delusional hcs :3 theyre like lovers that will always love each other but it was right person wrong time
- they feed the turtle ducks together 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
- katara feels sad when she looks at zuko's lighting scar. zuko also feels sad looking at aang's scar but it isnt the same, zuko feels ashamed and angry at himself.
- zuko dotes on katara when she visits the fire nation, he does that sm people think he will propose to her
- zuko likes coffee better than tea and for that katara has gotten into fights w him lmao
- he will ALWAYS get his ass handed to him if theyre training
- he nearly killed nobles while trying to do politics so he could pass katara's projects
- katara likes leaning on zuko's shoulder everywhere but especially when theyre out at the garden
- katara likes to squish zuko's cheeks
- artist zuko is one of my fav hcs so him drawing katara desperately and never liking anything bc nothing is beautiful like her will always be *chef kiss*
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No but,
Sebastian can lift you easily. Regardless of what you weigh, it doesn't matter to him. He's a demon.
Sebastian can hold you in one arm, while he continues working with the other.
He could put you on his shoulders if you like, of course all this in private for propriety.
But the bridal carry is his best, not only are you looking up at his beautiful face, but also, sometimes he can lean down and kiss you.
Sebastian likes when you need him to help you do anything. Every time you call him and ask him to help you with something he feels a thrill in his chest.
Be loves being needed by you.
He loves having an excuse to be anywhere near you.
Sebastian teaches you to ride (again). Although you knew how to, because of a lack of practice owing to your sickness, you were unsteady.
Sebastian makes sure you're safe, always stays ready to jump in the second he senses something off.
His hand encircling your waist as he lifts you off the beast and sets you on firm ground.
Holds you when you feel faint from the fright you got.
Sebastian lokes to bring you your favourite treats.
Especially when you've been good, or have had a bad day, Sebastian will look forward to the way your face lights up when he presents the çvçv treat to you.
Sebastian doesn't know if he wants to eat you, or keep you.
But in either case, the demon never wants to leave your side.
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chipperchemical · 7 hours
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my favourite physical disability hermit hcs because projection is sexy
•Grian gets chronic pain in his legs and feet. It leads to him flying around a lot and hovering rather than standing around: it gives him some nice rest.
•Keralis has sight issues. He's not blind by any means, but his vision is cloudy and faded out.
•Doc has arthritis in his real hand but instead of just dealing with it, he invented a high-tech version of finger splints with things like a communicator or a map built in as holograms.
•Bdubs has leg and lower back pain. He has a heated blanket waiting in his bed every night for him, and sometimes has a heat pack strapped to his back under his shirt. (The strap-on heat pack is from Pearl.)
•Cleo is a zombie, so sometimes her limbs fall off and she just... goes on without them until she needs them again. Joe has to make a finger delivery to her at least once a month because he finds them lying around.
•Tango has to steam his face every two weeks because his redstone eyes make it difficult to see.
•Iskall only has one eye, so they have no depth perception. Stress thinks it's a little funny to throw things to them instead of passing them.
•Etho has a throat condition where talking is sometimes difficult. He's also immunocompromised, but he had the mask long before he knew that.
•Scar uses mobility aids. He switches between his wheelchair, cane, or leg braces, depending on his vibe that day.
•Impulse uses knee supports. Similar to Scar, he has different colours for different occasions. Cyberpunk, summer, sciencey...
•Zedaph has hearing aids.
•Xisuma uses a cannula under his mask.
please share your disability hermit/traffic headcanons..... i crave them........
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