#carrock

[nikuttek]

here's Thorin and Bilbo being oblivious and in love at the Carrock

#bagginshield #the hobbit #lotr #my art #can you tell i had no witty caption planned for this akjdskjds #but holy shit it is finally finished #and i am so incredibly proud of this even if i fucked up some things #such as their height difference and thorin's finger lol #they hug at the carrock... i drew a forehead touch... maybe i should draw a kiss as well... #now why ON EARTH does it look blurry unless i click on the image... AAAHHHHH #tolkien

[ithrilyann]

<3

#bagginshield #thilbo #the hobbit #thorin #thorin oakenshield #bilbo #bilbo baggins #auj #the carrock #the hug #screencaps

[b1adelight]

THE CARROCK goodnight

#i am veyr tired #whenever i read carrock i pronounce it as car-rock #idk why

[smolestboop]

Bagginshield-tober / Day 4: Company Dialogue transcript below!

Bofur: Now laddie, don't be shy, tell us all about how you got into His Majesty's good graces? Ori: Oh, Master Baggins! So the rumors are true about you and Thorin Oakenshield? Tell me everything in detail if you can. Bombur: With how loving he was hugging Bilbo on the Carrock, I knew he was smitten, Ori! Nori: Bofur, quit teasing the poor thing. He's turning bright red! Dwalin: Master Baggins seems just like your type, Thorin. A gentle fellow, hmm? Balin: Say the word Thorin. Once we reclaim Erebor, I'll have the wedding planned within the week!

#bagginshield #bagginshieldtober #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #my art #thilbo #the dwarfs can't resist the tea!!!! #dwalin #balin #bofur #bombur #ori #nori

[ashesoriley]

My favorite parts of the extended edition of the hobbit

-fili getting 30 minutes of extra screen time

- Bilbo and thorin kissing carrock

- truth or dare with the company

-bard and Thranduil sex scene

-dwalin helping nori do his hair

- extended acorn scene featuring a kiss

- gandalf using a 9th level spell wish to bring back Thorin Fili and Kili

- them throwing the arkenstone in the ocean

#lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #the company of thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #dwalin #bard/thranduil #bard the bowman #thranduil #fili #kili #fili and kili #gandalf the grey #bagginshield

[lonicera-edulis]

Hey! 8 & 21 for Bilbo for the character ask game? If that's possible? Thank you!!

O, thank you for choosing nice questions and for the ask itself!

8. Your favorite outfit of them.

And the one dwarves gave him in the end of botfa but I will draw it some other time. And Bilbo looks good in everything so I would draw each outfit if I could.

21. When do you think they were at their happiest?

Maybe after the Carrock scene (in movies), the whole squad is now warmed up and kinder to him, and he is happy to get to know them better.

And maybe when Frodo moved in Bag End.

#replies #asks #the hobbit #lord of the rings

[fantasyinallforms]

I really enjoy analyzing Bilbo's speech from the first Hobbit movie. This scene has so much depth that I could do multiple deep dives on it. People tend to focus on Thorin in this scene, but what I like to watch is Bilbo's body language. Take the gif below, for example. Bilbo just finished his speech, yet he continues looking at Thorin. You can tell he is fully aware he held eye contact for too long; just look at how he fidgets right after. Even after breaking the extended eye contact, he looks back at Thorin, TWICE.

Here it is again in slow motion. Pay attention to Bilbo's eyes. This is right after he breaks off eye contact.

This is in addition to the 3 seconds of prolonged eye contact they just shared. Below are unedited gifs of how long they stood there staring at each other. This is as much a turning point in their relationships as Carrock.

This is the moment Thorin truly starts to see Bilbo in a different light, and the moment Bilbo starts to realize that he craves Thorin's approval more than he thinks. That's why he looked so devastated 30 minutes later when Thorin was saying all those seemingly harsh things on Carrock. I think, in a way, those 3-second stares followed by awkward looking away is their "Oh, oh" moment. They're both starting to realize that whatever is between them is more than the sum of the quest they're on.

Also, look at Balin being absolute shipper trash.

#bagginshield #thilbo #bilbo x thorin #the hobbit #deep dive #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #your honour they're gay #and in love

[nolonger-roses]

No because I can't stop thinking about the exchange when Thorin had dragon sickness and Bilbo was facing him on top of the mountain. Especially when he said "the dwarf I met in Bag-end would never have gone back to his word. Would never have doubted the loyalty of his kin!"

The thing is he is talking about that Thorin, not the one in the top of the Carrock when he finally accepted him or stopped being so reserved or any version of him later. Not the Thorin he was able to reach, know and love. He is refering to the same dwarf that told him he didn't belong, that he ran away in the tunels and that he was lost. He meant the one who was mean to him.

And I think that even then, Bilbo saw the beauty within him. He saw something in him that made him stay and, with time, he was able to touch his soul in a way no one did. And Thorin knew this, that's why he was so heart-broken on that scene.

#I can and WILL do a full analysis on this #bagginshield #thorin x bilbo #bilbo #the hobbit #thorin #thilbo #lotr

[ihobbit]

Let's imagine a role reversal.

At the Carrock. The eagles fly away, Thorin lies unconscious, Gandalf next to him. 

Thorin: *whispers as he regains consciousness*…halfling…

Gandalf: It's all right. Bilbo is here. 

Bilbo: *runs up to Thorin, who can barely stand on his feet* You! What were you doing? You nearly got yourself killed! Why did you run with your oak shield at a giant orc armed with a mace and sitting astride a warg?! What did you expect? Did I not say that I have no place amongst you and  that I want to go back to Rivendell? I've never been so wrong in all my life. 

Thorin: *stands silently in complete confusion*

Bilbo: *hugs Thorin* I just have to take you to the Mountain, because without me you'll be lost along the way. 

#hobbit #bilbo #the hobbit #thorin #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thilbo #thilbo bagginshield #thorin oakenshield #love #ihobbit #gandalf #unexpected journey #bilbo x thorin #thorin x bilbo

[verk0my]

How do you or would you headcannon Bilbo and Thorin accidentally proposing or getting engaged and how would they proceed when they find out or the other accepts the proposal?

I love braiding hair as a symbol of affection, so I think of Bilbo wanting to learn how to braid hair during the journey and asking the company to teach him how to do it, but they’d all send him to Thorin for some reason. And after the hug on the Carrock he would finally work up the courage (while they were staying at Beorn's house) to ask him and Thorin would be absolutely smitten, he would teach him how to do it and let Bilbo braid his hair, but he wouldn't tell him what that really meant in dwarven culture out of fear of being rejected.

And I love the idea of them starting their courtship in Lake Town (wearing each others colors, etc.), so maybe they'd finally get to talk and Thorin would finally admit what the braid really means and ask Bilbo if he could braid his hair and Bilbo’d say yes.

AND the acorn scene when Bilbo says "Thorin, I…" I'm sure he was going to confess his love to Thorin and you can't change my mind.

#asks #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #thilbo #the hobbit #bagginshield headcanons #tolkien #text

[ithrilyann]

#the carrock #hobbit bts #thorin #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit #my stuff #Ithril makes gifs

[thorinsghivashel]

Do you realise how much Thorin has changed because of Bilbo to the end of the BOTFA? Like he was a stubborn, jerk, not trusting anyone and nothing (I dont blame him he was through so much the last 100 years) and suddenly this sunshine hobbit Bilbo Baggins shows in his life to show him that it's ok to be kind, to have a home, and to fight for it. Like if he had more time if he wasn't killed he would probably learn even more while ruling as a King cuz of course he has a softer side. Which obviously shows up on the Carrock. That's the real Thorin! The Thorin that wasn't traumatised from his past, the dragon invasion, Thranduil's betrayal, the exile, the starting a new life in Ered Luin, losing half of his family, Father,Grand-Father, Frerin, Dis being pregnant at time with Fili and later with Kili who had just lost their father, Azanulbizar, and many many more until Gandalf and Bilbo and the rest of the company showed up in his life to show him what he had forgotten for years of trauma. He had to be a Leader, a ruler, a father and a Warrior, a brother, and for that it's necessary to become an asshole strict,stubborn, and commanding to survive and to help his family...until Bilbo Baggins shows him his better side...a better way of life.

What he appears being in the first time is all just a mask. You know why? a dwarf who plays a such a delicate instrument like a Harp, who likes singing and spending sleepless nights beneath the Moonlight, alone...is not a jerk. He is a romantic, passionate soul buried deep in himself. (I think that's also what Bilbo saw when he sang in Bag End, besides a motivating song for adventures)

#the hobbit #lotr #thorin #lord of the rings #richard armitage #thorin oakenshield

[shiinata-library]

Imagine: Being too focused

Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Bilbo's reactions when they understand you're just very focused on your job.

You joined Thorin's company in Bree when they stayed at The Prancing Pony. Gandalf recommended you as a guide throughout Middle earth because he knew he won't always be with them. After a long, complicated discussion between him and Thorin, he finally accepted you, but not as a company member, rather as an optional person like Gandalf. So no contract, no part of treasure, and no responsibility for him. 

As you just owed a big favour to Gandalf, you were okay with that. As a Ranger of the North, you know Middle earth by heart, so leading them to Erebor will be easy, right?

Thorin

From the start, you ride on a horse, always before everyone, alone staring at the horizon to be sure of the way. 

As you're alone, you never talk to anyone. Gandalf is the only one to talk to you sometimes during the day. 

Focused on your task to guide them, you don't realise the dwarves are suspicious about you, and you don't try to talk to you either. 

You used to eat with Gandalf and Bilbo.

Thorin is the only dwarf who talks to you when he needs it. Only to be sure you took the right way, to tell the truth. 

It's hard to believe it but Thorin finds your quiet, cold attitude a little intimidating. Just a little bit. 

The first time he sees you laugh is in Rivendell, with Lord Elrond and his two sons after the dinner. Something inside him makes him angry, but he prefers focusing on the map of his father rather than thinking of you. 

The second time he sees your serious face broken is when he hugs the hobbit, on the Carrock. But a second later, he is looking at Erebor. He has no time to waste on a woman. He has to stay focused on the quest.

In Laketown, you should be on your guard when the Master of the town offers you to stay freely in an inn for the last night before going to Erebor, but Bilbo makes you taste a glass of wine, then another, then another… 

How much wine did you drink? 🤷 What did you do after? Dancing with Bofur? Laughing with Fíli and Kíli? An arm-wrestling match with Dwalin? 🤷 The only thing you know was that you need to cool your head, so you take your coat and get out.

“We’re starting to think you left,” Thorin says as he walks toward you after closing the inn’s door. “Well, now you all are here, you don’t need me anymore. But, no. I just needed to cool my head.” 

Thorin stops next to you, so close that you feel his warmth. His coat looks much warmer than yours, but you should stop fixing it. The both of you chat for a while until you realise it’s the first time you really chat with him, and it’s quite pleasant. Plus, he seems as relaxed as you, maybe because of the wine.

Even if you friendly chat with him, you don’t realise you keep your serious face while he smiles at you. He is the future King under the mountain, you can’t laugh with him like any friend, right? At some point, the winter wind makes you shiver, but you’re not cold for long. With the thick coat of Thorin on your shoulders, you are very warm. “Oh, hm, thanks, but you should keep it,” you say, very embarrassed but truly glad to be warm. Even if you smile, you try to hide your embarrassment by tucking a strand of your hair behind your ear. 

This gesture and your embarrassing face changes something in Thorin’s heart. He never saw you embarrassed and he can’t help but find you very cute and attractive. If you were closer, he would try to do more things to see your shyness tonight. Maybe later, in Erebor, once he will have his mountain back.

Fíli

He and his brothers try to make you laugh more than once with jokes or tricks, but they never succeed.

Yet, Fíli is often quiet and more observant than you think. He sees you smile sometimes, but mostly at the moments he doesn’t expect it.

The first time he sees you beam is just after the trolls. You find a good, light elvish sword and try it alone. A very good sword! 

You don’t realise it either, but you smile every day when you eat, sitting before a pretty landscape. Some old ruins coloured by the sunset, for example. 

But the moment he sees your most radiant smile is in a small town, in the middle of nowhere. Thorin had decided to stay in a town, leaving everyone else to disperse for their own purchase. A man joins you and hugs you for a long time. Too long to his liking, to tell the truth. You’re also smiling too much for a man who isn’t him.

The night you stay in the town, in the same inn as everyone. In a town, they don’t need you to guide them, so you can rest. You eat your dinner at the inn with the man you met in the afternoon, a friend you haven't seen for a long time.

After finishing your dinner together, your friend leaves on an overnight mission to the region. No sooner has he left than Fíli joins you at your table as you drink your wine. 

“Are you bored with us, or do you dislike us?” he asks as he sits on a chair next to you. “I mean, is it boring to join a company of dwarfs?”

You frown. It’s not the first time you talk to him, but it’s the first time you’re alone with him, and you’re surprised by his question. “No, absolutely not. Why do you think that?”

“You never smile or join us in the evening over the fire,” he says as he looks you in the eye, waiting for your answer.

“Oh, I’m sorry. During the day I’m focused on the road and in the evening, I plan the way for the next day according to the stars, and it takes time. I would feel bad if I took the wrong way and delayed your journey,” you reply with a smile before sipping your wine.

Surprised by your smile, he accidentally spills his ale on your trousers and his. He immediately stands up, apologising endlessly. 

You burst out laughing, telling him it’s alright, you have another one clean in your bag. His clumsiness is so out of character that you laugh for a while.

After this night, he knows the sound of you laughing is the most melodious sound he has ever heard, and he knows he wants to hear it every day for the rest of his life.

Kíli 

From the start, you ride on a horse always before everyone, alone staring at the horizon to be sure of the way. 

As you're alone, you never talk to anyone, except maybe Gandalf. He is the only one to talk to you sometimes during the day, or Bilbo because he is never far from Gandalf. 

The two young brothers are always trying to make you laugh or get your attention, but it doesn’t work. You don't even do it on purpose. You’re too focused on your job to notice them.

One afternoon, you open your map to be sure to go through the right place but a small rock goes through your map and makes a hole in it. First, you’re surprised, then when you’re about to look around you, you hear, “Kíli! What have you done again? Can’t you behave for one day?” Thorin shouts to his nephew as you look back to your map. Luckily, the rock made a hole in the sea and the rest of the paper wasn't damaged.

“I’m sorry! I didn’t want to pierce the map! Is it damaged? I’m sorry!” he says, riding closer in the front, with you and Thorin. “It was just a joke!” You sigh and turn back to do your job without a word while Thorin continues to reprimand him like a child.

After some ups and downs, you arrive in Rivendell. If the first time he sees you smile isn’t with two elves, Kíli would be happy to see it, but when Elladan and Elrohir find you, they welcome you so warmly that you forget almost everything you've been through. Arwen joins you too and you spend more time with them than the dwarves. He sees you smiling during the whole stay in Rivendell, and from the moment you all flee in the Misty mountains, you put on your serious face again, focused on the road.

One very cold night, Thorin decided to stop in a cave, with a small fire just to make dinner. It’s really because you owe a debt to Gandalf that you’re still with them. He is not even coming with you in the Misty Mountains’ snow! You’re within a hair's breadth of return to Rivendell, but when you see the Hobbit is still here, you can make an effort. Are you a ranger or not?

Focused on blowing on your hands to keep your warm, you startle when Kíli kneels before you and hands you a bowl of soup. “Here, it’ll warm you a little,” he says with a light smile. You’re surprised it’s not Bilbo who gives your meal as usual, even more when Kíli sits next to you with his own bowl, but you don't pay attention. A warm soup is just what you need to think about right now.

When Kíli sees you smile as you eat your bowl, he loses his words. It’s the first time you smile for him. Well, technically not for him, but thanks to him, right? Then, he realises the soup is not the only thing that warms him up. 

Once you finish your soup, your hands are quickly cold and you restart blowing on it. When Kíli sees that, he removes his coat and slips it on your back. It’s too big for you and so warm. For some seconds, you beam and close the coat on you, until you notice Kíli is now in a tunic. “Are you crazy? You will catch a cold like that! Take it back!” you exclaim, losing your smile. “It takes more than that for a dwarf to get sick,” he laughs as he takes his blanket from his bed. “And I have a blanket!”

His smile and attention make you blush, so you close his coat even more on you to hide your face. But it doesn’t escape Kíli's notice. If giving you soup makes you smile and giving you a coat makes you blush, he already starts to think about all the things he could give you to see all your expressions.

Bilbo 

Bilbo is a curious hobbit, so when Gandalf talks to you, he often joins him. On the road, at dinners, at breaks, …

Always riding at the front of the company, you intrigue him from the beginning. You’re very quiet compared to the dwarves. You never complain and speak only to indicate the way.

When Fíli and Kíli come to the front to talk to you, you answer vaguely, even when they make jokes.

One evening you all rest in an inn in a small town, you join Gandalf and Bilbo for dinner. A waitress finds you and serves you the meal you ordered. Bilbo notices your smile at the view of the warm dinner while they are also waiting for theirs. Something in his heart warms him up, but he doesn’t know if it’s because of the view of the meal or your smile. He tries to forget it when his meal comes.

During that very dinner, you couldn’t decide on the meal to order, so you ask Bilbo if you can taste his meal. He looks surprised by your request but lets you do it. Oh, his meat pie is as good as your roast pork!

As Bilbo prefers staying with you in each town the company passes or rests, you often share a meal with him, and your love for good food makes you want to try as many dishes as possible. One day, you meet a friend in a new town. A childhood ranger friend. Everyone is surprised when you call him. He runs to you and hugs you with all the strength he has. Your laugh echoes for so long that the dwarves go back to their business. 

But not Bilbo. He stays with you and you introduce him to your friend. The three of you end up dinner together in the town’s inn. After they bring your meals, you taste yours, then the one of Bilbo like you used to. Your friend ordered the same as you.

“Y/n?” he asks you, wincing. “It’s me,” you reply, your head still leaning on your plate. “Tell me you know what it means to share a meal like this with a hobbit.”

You shrug, continuing to eat. You don’t see Bilbo blushing and finishing his meal quickly. The silence makes you raise your head. Your friend is smiling, and Bilbo seems trying to say something but he stammers, “I. Well. You. Well.”

“Wait, it means something?” you finally ask, putting your fork and knife on the table. Your friend sighs. You’ve never been interested in Hobbits before, but you know your friend used to watch their lands for years. “It’s a courting thing, or for married ones,” he eventually laughs.

“What? But nobody told me! Either Gandalf, or even Bilbo! Hey Bilbo, why didn't you ever tell me?” you ask as he stammers some words about some things he has to do, and leaves you.

Oh. So, your friend is right.

Bilbo avoids you since then, and you’re too focused to do your job to speak with him. Well, in truth, you try to stay focused but when you notice you made a mistake, turning at the wrong path, you’re so embarrassed that you spend your day apologising to Thorin. “Don’t worry, lass, mistakes happen,” Balin tells you the night of the incident with a comforting smile.

You feel so stupid that you isolate yourself behind a rock to avoid Thorin’s look. At some point, you hear steps toward you and eventually see Bilbo. He stops in front of you with a bowl of Bombur’s stew.

“Can I sit next to you?” he asks. It’s the first time he has spoken to you since he ran away. You nod and take the bowl. You finally talk both of you like you used to until you search in your bag and get out a cookie.

“Will you share it with me?” you ask as you cut the cookie in half. “Y-you’re sure?” he asks as he is about to take half of the cookie you hand him. “I’m sure,” you say with the first smile of your day. Then Bilbo realises he missed your smile more than he thought. But when you eat your piece of cookie, he understands how much more he missed your smile when you were eating. Luckily for him, he has some food in his bag waiting to share with you. 

#the hobbit fanfic #imagine #thorin #fili #bilbo #thorin x reader #fili x reader #kili x reader #bilbo x reader #fluff

[am0o5]

Carrock scene :)

Thorin: Have i ever told you how much i love you ?

Bilbo: No, just how much you wanted me to leave.

#incorrect quotes #the hobbit #the hobbit incorrect quotes #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #thilbo #bagginshield

[mysandwichranaway]

If you're feeling up to it for a request, how about your take on The Bagginshield Hug atop the Carrock? I'd love to see it in your style!

of course razzy!!! anything for you!!!!! the hug 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭i'm SOBBING

#i practiced this hug by drawing it a lot last year #i wanted to make it look softer but i kept messing up the colors so i stuck to the original shades in the end.... #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit #tolkien #sandwichart #fanart #redraw

[watercolorofthemoon]

i forced my roommate to watch both LOTR and The Hobbit with me. Here are some highlights

LOTR:

Roomie: I like this gandalf dude Me: Oh yeah me too. he's a bit questionable sometimes but we love him

30 seconds later, gandalf fighting saruman: Roomie: NO MY SKRUNKLY

Roomie: awe sam is a precious boy Me, internally: oh you dont even know the half of it

merry and pippin stealing crops: Roomie: ARE THEY THE BASTARD LITTLE BROTHERS?? me: I mean i gues- Roomie: FOUND FAMILY LETS FUCKING GO

Elrond being disappointed and having strong eyebrows: Roomie: i feel like i've let down my dad and i dont even have a dad

Roomie: i don't really like boromir that much- me, pausing the movie to explain why boromir is extremely valid: I WILL HAVE NO BOROMIR SLANDER Roomie: is this bc he's a himbo

Roomie: this thorin guy sounds pretty gay if he's given bilbo this thing thats worth more than the shire me, internally: YOU HAVE NO IDEA MOTHERFUCKER

gandalf dying: roomie: NO MY BOY

roomie: please tell me gimli and legolas are gay, because everyone else seems extremely straight me: they arguably one of the gayest duos, yes. roomie: oh good. i thought they straight-washed sam for no reason me: i mean. there are a lot of frodo and sam moments that have no heterosexual explanation viggo breaking his toes: me, practically bursting at the seams: roomie: oh god what is it me: DID YOU KNOW-

gandalf is alive: roomie: FUCK YEAH MY BOY

me, explaining the uruk-hai: roomie: fucked up of a yas character to do that tbh (referring to saruman's manicure)

theoden being stubborn at helm's deep: roomie: okay i like him BUT COME ONNN MAN

eowyn picking up merry before they ride to gondor: roomie: I KNOW I WANTED TO KISS HER FOr A REASON MWAH MWAH EOWYN me:...she gets a bf roomie: NOT ANYMORE

aragorn: for frodo roomie, bursting into tears: me: whoa whoa u good roomie: ITS HIS DAD. ITS FRODO'S DAD.

sam literally carrying frodo up a mountain: roomie:...thats a bit gay mount doom blowing up: roomie: thats unecessary and homophobic

frodo sailing to the undying lands: roomie: TAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND WITH YOU YOU COWARD

The Hobbit:

the scene with baby bilbo: roomie: NAUR I LOVE HIM

bilbo and gandalf interacting as adults: roomie: this feels like it could go very wrong thorin finally showing up: roomie: listen im gay but i'd consider it me: he's probably also gay roomie: mlm and wlw solidarity okay we're bffs now

bilbo running out of the door: roomie: again. this feels like this could go very wrong. me, internally: oh fuck how do they KNOW already

thorin throwing down his weapon bc bilbo got caught by trolls: roomie:....thats....sus. me:...if this is sus...oh boy...

thorin's obvious dislike of elves @ rivendell: roomie: okay so. explain to me why thorin doesn't like elves again- me: did you not watch the entire introduction to thorin? roomie: NO WAIT I REMEMBER THE BLOND BITCH

saruman showing up: roomie: ew.

galadriel showing up: roomie: HELLO SAILOR AWOOGA AWOOGA

bilbo and thorin nearly falling off at the mountain pass: thorin: he's been lost ever since he stepped out his front door roomie: WDYM YOU'RE ALL FUCKED UP- thorin stop being mean to your husband

the entirety of the goblin tunnels and gollum: roomie: this does not bode well. at all. the ring showing up: roomie: I WAS RIGHT

azog versus thorin scene: roomie: dumb bitch...OH NO DOES HE DIE- bilbo to the rescue: oh no its chill, just gay

the iconic carrock scene: roomie:....this is incredibly gay bestie me: i'm aware.

the entirety of the beorn's house arc: roomie: ...i like beorn. he's feral and skrunkly. so is radaghast.

legolas showing up: roomie: *surprised pikachu face*

tauriel and kili's interactions: roomie: damn i was hoping she would be gay me: i mean with the right headcanons she can totally be a lesbian roomie: UR SO RIGHT OMG

kili getting shot with arrow: roomie: NO THE GAYS-

the laketown master existing: roomie: EAT THE RICH.

bilbo and thorin on the boat together: roomie: oh they definitely fucked in laketown-

tauriel healing kili and them holding hands: roomie: oh no don't make me feel sad for straight ppl me: again. they don't have to be straight. roomie: I KNOW BUT ITS THE PRINCIPLE OF IT

bilbo waking up smaug: roomie: oh bilbo...oh you sweet summer child...you stupid bitch.

thorin threatening bilbo initially: roomie: oh fuck. it got worse. me, internally: oh honey. oh no.

thorin's gold sickness and then nearly killing bilbo at the ramparts: roomie: NO THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GAY AND HAPPY HOW COULD YOU

*doesn't say anything almost the entire battle until the kili and fili die* roomie: noooo the skrunklies NOOOOOOO

thorin, fucking dies in bilbo's arms: roomie: *turns to look at me with the most murderous look on her face* me: *nervous laughter* so about it getting worse- roomie: IM GOING TO KILL YOU.

end for now, if we end up watching trop together ill let yall know <3

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