#asexual Thorin Oakenshield
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I think it’s high time we talk about the asexual icon that is Thorin Oakenshield
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if bagginshield is canon I win. if bagginshield is not canon then Thorin "had no wife" Oakenshield and Bilbo "confirmed bachelor" Baggins are aroace icons and I still win.
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my favorite thing about the tolkien universe is that i can hc almost any character as aspec and it will always make sense
fili? aromantic asexual. frodo and sam? both ace. boromir? aroace too! aragorn? ABSOLUTELY asexual. thorin? probably on both spectrums somewhere. eomer? ace and arospec. bard? aromantic, duh.
#tolkien#fili#fili the hobbit#frodo baggins#frodo and sam#samwise gamgee#boromir#aragorn#thorin oakenshield#eomer#bard the bowman#the hobbit#lord of the rings#lotr#aroace#aromantic#asexual#saz speaks#feel free to add more because there are infinite examples
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lowkey so strange how tolkien wrote so many characters who just like bonded with friends and never fell in love but nobody ever points out the aroace-ness of that
#tolkien#aroace#the hobbit#lord of the rings#bilbo baggins#frodo baggins#thorin oakenshield#im pretty sure this actually applies to like half the company#aromantic#asexual
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I want to dedicate this pride month to myself because I made an entire race (dwarrows) on the ace spectrum, the TV show™️ romance platonic (mulder/scully) and made a bunch of characters on the ace and aro spectrum bc I don't have enough of them around.
#other then lesbians i made a lot of lesbians 🤷♀️💕#pride month project here i come#asexuality#aromanticism#all tolkien's dwarrows are on the ace spectrum fucking fight me#bi aroace fox mulder#straight aro cho kimball#demisexual thorin oakenshield#aro lesbian nomi (007)#ace frenchie and wee john (ofmd)#aroace jason borune#bi aro ethan hunt
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I love u my tiny inclusionary friend ❤️❤️❤️ thank u for defending asexuals
I know you must be my mutual because you call me tiny, only those who are close to me knows that I'm shorter than Thorin Oakenshield
Thanks tho that is very sweet of you
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I think the funniest aspect of being asexual (in terms of myself, not in general) is that I have no real desire for sex IRL, but you show me an actor, athlete, singer, or character that I like and I’m instantly thirsty AF.
Henry Cavil, Bucky Barnes, Thorin Oakenshield, John Porter, Steve McGarrett & Danny Williams (2010 versions), Orange Cassidy, Chuck Taylor, Trent Beretta, Drew McIntyre, Brett Eldredge, Sheamus, Wade Barrett, Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, LA Knight, Tyler Breeze, Fandango, Big E, Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods, etc etc etc.
But like at the same time I’m just disgusted by the actual mechanics of sex.
Anyways, I just find the duality of my asexuality to be hilarious.
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Thrones, Tears, Gardens, You and Me
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by melancholic_thackery
After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo is emotionally exhausted about everything. Part of him wants to go back to the Shire, and the other part of him wants to stay in Erebor to make sure Thorïn, Kíli, and Fíli make it through their recoveries alive. However, he gets a bit caught up in royal politics while Thorïn is out of sorts and finds out he’s rather good at being diplomatic and plannings. Cue Bilbo in an accidental seat of power and shenanigans from the dwarves and hobbits with lots of love.
Words: 4150, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: F/M, M/M
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Thorin's Company, Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Gandalf | Mithrandir, Original Hobbit Character(s), Dís (Tolkien)
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Fíli (Tolkien)/Original Female Character(s)
Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, BAMF Bilbo Baggins, Eventual Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Thorin Is an Idiot, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Fíli and Kíli Are Little Shits, Miscommunication, Please Don't Hate Me, Hurt/Comfort, Consort Bilbo Baggins, Soulmates, Intersex Hobbits, Fíli and Kíli are into redheads, Cultural Differences, I packed a lot of headcanons in here, Happy Ending, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Me projecting onto Bilbo Baggins, Dwarf/Hobbit Relationship(s), Gardening, Hobbits in Erebor, Save me from the stubbornness of dwarves, Bilbo has trauma, I’m sorry, Cabbage Patch Hobbits, Asexual Relationship, everyone is a little lgbtq, I did a LOT of research nsbska, Implied Neurodiversity, Disabled Character, Bilbo Baggins & Bofur Friendship, Slow Burn, Temporary Character Death
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Thrones, Tears, Gardens, You and Me
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/oSIEApN
by melancholic_thackery
After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo is emotionally exhausted about everything. Part of him wants to go back to the Shire, and the other part of him wants to stay in Erebor to make sure Thorïn, Kíli, and Fíli make it through their recoveries alive. However, he gets a bit caught up in royal politics while Thorïn is out of sorts and finds out he’s rather good at being diplomatic and plannings. Cue Bilbo in an accidental seat of power and shenanigans from the dwarves and hobbits with lots of love.
Words: 4150, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: F/M, M/M
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Thorin's Company, Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Gandalf | Mithrandir, Original Hobbit Character(s), Dís (Tolkien)
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Fíli (Tolkien)/Original Female Character(s)
Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, BAMF Bilbo Baggins, Eventual Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Thorin Is an Idiot, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Fíli and Kíli Are Little Shits, Miscommunication, Please Don't Hate Me, Hurt/Comfort, Consort Bilbo Baggins, Soulmates, Intersex Hobbits, Fíli and Kíli are into redheads, Cultural Differences, I packed a lot of headcanons in here, Happy Ending, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Me projecting onto Bilbo Baggins, Dwarf/Hobbit Relationship(s), Gardening, Hobbits in Erebor, Save me from the stubbornness of dwarves, Bilbo has trauma, I’m sorry, Cabbage Patch Hobbits, Asexual Relationship, everyone is a little lgbtq, I did a LOT of research nsbska, Implied Neurodiversity, Disabled Character, Bilbo Baggins & Bofur Friendship, Slow Burn, Temporary Character Death
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Metal Daggers
by SuperNova_Studios
Nori is a very no-nonsense dwarf. He doesn't have time for romance, let alone while they're on a Quest to slay a dragon! He's doing just fine on his own, thank you very much.
Until a certain hat-wearing dwarf shows up... and refuses to leave.
And also kisses Nori.
…It's a whole thing.
(Or, that one where Bofur and Nori are both idiots, the rest of the Company are annoyed at their stubbornness, and Nori most certainly is not avoiding talking to Bofur. Definitely not)
Words: 1920, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Bofur (Tolkien), Nori (Tolkien), The Company of Thorin Oakenshield, Bifur (Tolkien), Bombur (Tolkien), Beorn (Tolkien)
Relationships: Bofur/Nori (Tolkien), Minor or Background Relationship(s)
Additional Tags: Misunderstandings, Fluff and Angst, just these two idiots being idiots, Tags Are Hard, they love each other they're just really dumb, self-sacrificing beans, First Kiss, Sort Of, asexual bifur, he's an ace icon we love him, POV Nori (Tolkien), Nori is a Little Shit, We love him though, Bofur is a Sweetheart, Also a little shit sometimes, Denial of Feelings, Neurodiversity, Bofur has ADHD because I said so, It's more obvious later on
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Arachnophobia is a bitch
The idea comes from @sehnsuchts-trunken :)
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
When that scream echoed through Erebor everyone freezed for a moment. The dwarfs didn't know who that was, and, more importantly, they didn't know the cause.
Then they continued on with doing what they had been doing, because what else could they do?
A few dwarfes though knew exactly who that had been and had already stormed off to their room.
"Balin! Go get the guards, tell them to have their weapons ready!", Thorin yelled while running up the stairs to the highest floor.
Balin nodded and took off.
"Dwalin, I want you to make sure that everyone is in a safe space!", his friend also nodded and took care of some dwarfs who had also been going up or down the stairs first.
Now, Thorin was left alone with his rapidly beating heart and racing thoughts about what had happened.
Was his husband in danger? How could there possibly be a gap in their safety system? And who just broke in? Did (Y/N) have any weapons on him? Did something bad already happen to him?
The dwarf quickened his steps even more and ran through the hallways which seemed to be a lot longer than what he had in mind.
He already had his sword out, ready to sent some heads rolling if someone touched his partner.
He finally reached the door to his and (Y/N)'s shared bedroom and almost sent it flying across the floor when he 'opened' it by throwing himself against it sideways with a loud scream.
When he was in the room he couldn't see anybody besides (Y/N) sitting on their bed, tensed up and looking like he shit his pants.
"Thorin, finally!", he exclaimed and pointed to the floor "There's a spider!"
His husband looked at him in a confused way and let his sword sink.
"I thought you were in danger!", he said, openly annoyed about the fact that (Y/N), a man who had fought in many wars, was acting like this towards an insect.
"I AM!", his husband answered in shock "The danger's sitting on the floor!"
Then they heard feet tapping on the floor, coming their way and the rustling of metal.
"What's this?", (Y/N) asked, Thorin sighed and put his sword away entirely this time "The guards."
Which now swarmed in the room, Balin first, all ready to fight god.
But they were stopped in their enthusiasm when they saw no one or nothing to hurt or even kill.
"Thorin, where is the danger?", Balin asked and the king pointed to the floor in a sarcastic way. Balin looked at the spider, then at (Y/N), then back at Thorin.
"Are you serious?", he finally asked the second king who was still sitting on the bed, legs brought up to his chest, arms slung around it.
"Yes. Obviously. And if you would be that kind - I would like it very much if you removed that demon from my floor."
Thorin gestured for the guards to go, who said nothing but had some amused smiles on their faces.
"I'll take care of that, my friend.", he told the older dwarf, who left with a last lift of an eyebrow towards (Y/N).
Thorin got down to his knees and picked the little animal up with the tip of his sword, he took it outside on the hallway where it quickly crawled away.
Then Thorin got back to his bedroom, where (Y/N) was smiling widely "My hero!", he gave him a big open mouthed smile and Thorin gave a little one back in return.
He went to the side of the bed and kissed his husband on the top of his head.
"Please don't scare me again like this."
"I'll try.", (Y/N) chuckled "But we'll see what my arachnophobia will have to say about that."
"I didn't know you had arachnophobia.", Thorin said with a little concern in his voice.
"Yeah, it's bad again since the spiders in Thranduil's forest..."
"I'm sorry you had to go thrugh that, my love.", the king said softly and touched (Y/N)'s cheek.
"Nah, it's fine.", (Y/N) smiled up to him.
"For you I'll happily pick up fights with spiders.", Thorin joked.
"Thank you, I really appreciate it."
#gay#pansexual#bi#lgbt#asexual#omnisexual#trans#gay thorin oakenshield#thorin oakenshield x male!reader#thorin oakenshield x male reader#the hobbit x male!reader#the hobbit x male reader#male!reader#male reader
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#lgbt+#lgbt#lgbtq#bisexual#gay#lesbian#nonbinary#trans#asexual#the hobbit#thorin company#thorin oakenshield#hobbit#the shire#middle earth#lotr#lord of the rings#kili#fili#bilbo baggins#dwalin#balin#gloin#oin#bifur#bombur#bofur#dori#nori#TCompany mood
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Get in loser, we're pissing off the entire Lord of the Rings Fandom by headcanoning Frodo, Bilbo, and Thorin as aro/ace!!!
#asexual#aromantic#frodo baggins#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#thorins not gonna fuck you hes too busy being sex repulsed
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Headcanon: Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit is asexual!
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Hi!! Can I request queer ace Thorin from the Hobbit and/or bi ace Pippin from LOTR? Pastel if you can? Ty!!
Of course! I hope you like these and that they're pastel enough!
(Please credit me if you use these)
#lotr#lotr icons#lord of the rings#thorin oakenshield#pippin took#peregrin took#queer#queer icons#queer ace#queer ace icons#asexual#asexual icons#bisexual#bisexual icons#bi ace#bi ace icons#lgbt icons#pride icons#icons#the hobbit#the hobbit icons
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fictional other update!
Because I have a fictional harem going at this point, and I can do what I want, I have decided to add another f/o to my list after much thought: Doctor Stephen Strange from the MCU! I already love Benedict Cumberbatch for various reasons, but his portrayal of the egocentric, sarcastic, and yet noble Doctor Strange is fantastic. With Tony Stark gone, we need someone to fill the void left behind: a little shit with a heart of gold 😂
Ermac (Mortal Kombat), Yhorm the Giant (Dark Souls 3), Doctor Stephen Strange (MCU), Major Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost in the Shell franchise), Riddler/Edward Nygma (Batman: The Animated Series)
Godzilla (Godzilla franchise), Thorin Oakenshield (The Hobbit/LotR movieverse), Penguin/Oswald "Oz" Cobblepot (Batman: The Telltale Series), Scarlet Witch/Wanda Maximoff (MCU)
Captain America/Steve Rogers (MCU), Predator (Predator franchise), Evelynn (League of Legends + K/DA), Nightwolf/Grey Cloud (Mortal Kombat)
(I didn't even intend for this one to be the "green bean" theme that it is 😂)
Riddler/Edward Nigma/Edward Nashton (Batman: Arkham video games), Riddler/Edward Nigma (Batman: The Telltale Series), Doom Slayer/Doom Marine (Doom franchise)
Now, to clarify a few things:
No, Godzilla is not a fictional other to me in a romantic or sexual sense. His my childhood hero and I have a very strong, important connection to the character. A f/o doesn't have to be view as romantic or sexual to be a f/o. It's how YOU interpret the character and your relationship with them.
Just because I self-ship with Wanda, Stephen, and Steve from the MCU doesn't mean I hate their significant others. I love Peggy Carter and Vision! I actually see Wanda and Vision and Steve and Peggy as two of my OTPs. I don't really a strong romantic connection between Stephen and Christine Palmer, though. I just don't, but I do like her character.
A self ship is what you make of it in your own mind. It's a personal interpretation that can coincide with canon but it's more of an a/u in your own fictional world. Relationships with fictional others can also be platonic, I think. It all comes down to the connection YOU have with the character, not what other people want you to think.
I actually headcanon the Doom Slayer and Yhorm as asexual characters because it honestly makes sense to me. I know there was supposedly a photo in Doom Slayer's room of his wife and child, but that may haven been removed from the latest game? From what I heard? I mean, I'm not saying he couldn't be a family man, but, I don't think he's necessarily interested in romance or even sex. Yeah, it sounds weird, but men can be asexual, too, and still kill demons and have bunny fur children. Also, Doom Slayer has never been given a detailed background, which suits him and makes him easier to relate to, and, as cold as it sounds, "demons killed my family so I will avenge" thing is so cliché, and while Doom has FPS/action game clichés, it avoids many others. I could go into more detail but I don't want to ramble on about this topic.
I know Yhorm lost someone close to him in the past which sent him in a downward spiral (not that things were going splendid for him anyway, considering how people in the Souls universe don't like giants, and doubted his ability to rule). However, the truth is we don't know who he lost: family member, friend, significant other....it could be any of those. to automatically assume the person was his s/o is...kind of cliché, I hate to say it. You see it a lot in fiction. I also have doubts it was a family member because he sadly didn't seem to have any family left. So, a friend or comrade in battle makes the most sense, seeing as how he was a soldier giant at one point.
I do mean I self-ship only with the MCU versions of Doctor Strange, Scarlet Witch and Captain America -- NOT their comic book counterparts. I haven't read the comics. I don't actually read any American comics, and don't want to, but I do like the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Yes, I self-ship with three Riddlers. What can I say? I am a Riddler Slut!
Erron Black is still kicked to the curb until further notice. He keeps away because do you see the f/os I have? Any one of them could annihilate him easily.
#self ship#self ship community#fictoromantic#fictosexual#ermac#yhorm the giant#doctor strange#motoko kusanagi#riddler#godzilla#thorin oakenshield#telltale penguin#scarlet witch#captain america#predator#evelynn#nightwolf#doom slayer
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